What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Bro.... you lost me at 1 acre for KC 2.0. WTF am i supposed to do on 1 acre? I can trow a rock across an acre.

Totally. We need like fucking 50 acres just to contain the brushfire.

Mr Tonka · 12-01-2015, 01:29 PM

Ok, new plan. We whore out Axius until we get enough money to buy the neighboring towns.

Mr Tonka · 12-01-2015, 01:31 PM

As sheriff, i can arrest the neighboring rich people on trumped up charges and with Biorin as judge and jury, she ....ahem, HE can seize all their assets which can be used to procure more land.

Biorin · 12-01-2015, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ok, new plan. We whore out Axius until we get enough money to buy the neighboring towns.

You guys are an ass pair now; we're whoring you out too. Discount if buyer takes both for the night.

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ok, new plan. We whore out Axius until we get enough money to buy the neighboring towns.

So who's going on the Costco run for the 500 pack of viagra?

RIP Axius

Biorin · 12-01-2015, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

As sheriff, i can arrest the neighboring rich people on trumped up charges and with Biorin as judge and jury, she ....ahem, HE can seize all their assets which can be used to procure more land.

Nvm, this is better. We can go insane with power!

Axius · 12-01-2015, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

You guys are an ass pair now; we're whoring you out too. Discount if buyer takes both for the night.

Yep. We're basically a package deal at this point, so if a fat chick is sitting on my face, damnit Tonka is going to be under the cheek next to me too.

Mr Tonka · 12-01-2015, 01:44 PM

Jake, once you recuperate from all that vigorous thinking, start figuring out how we can maximize profit from selling OT ass.

Axius · 12-01-2015, 01:45 PM

We could start an OT escort service out of our small town.

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 01:50 PM

Can we declare ourselves a cult and qualify for tax exempt status? Tax free escort services might be the competitive edge we need to aggressively market our wares.

Axius · 12-01-2015, 01:51 PM

Oooooooo!!!! A cult! That sounds fun!

Now, how many wives do I get?

RJ_ · 12-01-2015, 01:52 PM

Fuck it, it's the wild west. OTBimmerBagVille will be our tax haven headquarters, free lodging, crooked courthouse, and playground of vices.

We can do legal stuff anywhere.

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Oooooooo!!!! A cult! That sounds fun!

Now, how many wives do I get?

As the Grand Imperial Dicktater, why the fuck would you be asking me?

Axius · 12-01-2015, 01:54 PM

What about outsiders? Do we build a fence of some sort?

Orrrrrr, maybe we can get some goats and strap M16's with 203 launchers.

Axius · 12-01-2015, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

As the Grand Imperial Dicktater, why the fuck would you be asking me?

Sorry, still getting used to my new position. The air is so dense this high up the ladder.

Biorin · 12-01-2015, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Sorry, still getting used to my new position. The air is so thin this high up the ladder.

ahem

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

What about outsiders? Do we build a fence of some sort?

Like the one around Alexandria...keeping out the walkers. For a dictator, you're brilliant! Start growing the Hitler 'stache and you're golden

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Originally Posted by Axius

Orrrrrr, maybe we can get some goats and strap M16's with 203 launchers.

Ooooooo...I felt movement.

RJ_ · 12-01-2015, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Jake, once you recuperate from all that vigorous thinking, start figuring out how we can maximize profit from selling OT ass.

Well the internet gives us the world's largest audience from the comfort of our tiny town.

I think we should just sit back and let the women of OT become cam-girls.

Biorin · 12-01-2015, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Well the internet gives us the world's largest audience from the comfort of our tiny town.

I think we should just sit back and let the women of OT become cam-girls.

We can camwhore from anywhere, and that wouldn't justify our initial investment. Unless...we made a Pirates (the porno) level porn film in a Wild West Off Topic setting.

RJ_ · 12-01-2015, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

We can camwhore from anywhere, and that wouldn't justify our initial investment. Unless...we made a Pirates (the porno) level porn film in a Wild West Off Topic setting.

Good point. That's exactly why the middle of nowhere counts as anywhere! However, your argument is sound. What advantages does our township afford us over the competition?

Our setup would be unique in its freedom to do as we pleased. It would be a lifestyle outside of the norm, which gives it human interest. Maybe we try to get a reality tv show to do a series. Or endorsement deals with outdoor clothing outfitters.

Or wild west porn.

Mr Tonka · 12-01-2015, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Good point. That's exactly why the middle of nowhere counts as anywhere! However, your argument is sound. What advantages does our township afford us over the competition?

Our setup would be unique in its freedom to do as we pleased. It would be a lifestyle outside of the norm, which gives it human interest. Maybe we try to get a reality tv show to do a series. Or endorsement deals with outdoor clothing outfitters.

Or wild west porn.

Dibbs on Sheriff!!

UncleWede · 12-01-2015, 02:35 PM

Do we need to put up a receiving tower for internet, or are we going Ethernet-over-barbed wire? Is there even electricity to run the whorecams????

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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6062 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Ok, new plan. We whore out Axius until we get enough money to buy the neighboring towns. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6062 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	As sheriff, i can arrest the neighboring rich people on trumped up charges and with Biorin as judge and jury, she ....ahem, HE can seize all their assets which can be used to procure more land. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6062 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Jake, once you recuperate from all that vigorous thinking, start figuring out how we can maximize profit from selling OT ass. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1204 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	Fuck it, it's the wild west. OTBimmerBagVille will be our tax haven headquarters, free lodging, crooked courthouse, and playground of vices. We can do legal stuff anywhere.
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Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	What about outsiders? Do we build a fence of some sort? Orrrrrr, maybe we can get some goats and strap M16's with 203 launchers.
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12-01-2015, 02:35 PM	#17138
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18650 Rep 9,438 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Do we need to put up a receiving tower for internet, or are we going Ethernet-over-barbed wire? Is there even electricity to run the whorecams????
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