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      12-01-2015, 12:20 PM   #17073
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ASBSECU E93 you're financing this, right?
Biorin any idea what the tax implications are of buying a town?
Collective pool of guarantors must demonstrate the ability to repay the debt....blah blah blah.....

Short answer - easier to write a check from personal balance sheet than to jump through credit hoops....

Go find me account anyone..?!?!
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      12-01-2015, 12:21 PM   #17074
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Can I open a midget brothel?
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      12-01-2015, 12:23 PM   #17075
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ASBSECU E93 you're financing this, right?
Biorin any idea what the tax implications are of buying a town?
I would imagine similar to owning any other property. We should probably form a holding company with separate companies under it to run the necessary activities (whiskey making, midget whoring, etc).
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If you build it, they will come.

(You may be too young for that reference)
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      12-01-2015, 12:25 PM   #17077
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Good info everyone.

Here's the listing:

http://www.mlsfinder.com/sd_bhmls/kw...erty_id=126140
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      12-01-2015, 12:27 PM   #17079
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      12-01-2015, 12:27 PM   #17080
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ASBSECU E93 you're financing this, right?
Biorin any idea what the tax implications are of buying a town?
I would imagine similar to owning any other property. We should probably form a holding company with separate companies under it to run the necessary activities (whiskey making, midget whoring, etc).
If we have 40 'official' residents - the town can incorporate and receive municipal status.....
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If we have 40 'official' residents - the town can incorporate and receive municipal status.....
Uh, does having multiple personality disorder count?
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If we own the town, can we rename the town?
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Uh, does having multiple personality disorder count?
Only if you can vote with each of them.
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      12-01-2015, 12:31 PM   #17084
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Good point. I'd hate for people to think I spelled Sweat wrong.
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Absolutely. Some farmer named it after himself, I'm damn sure we can be just as vain.
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Uh, does having multiple personality disorder count?
I'm sure we can find 'multiple' people to as here in BP OT....
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      12-01-2015, 12:33 PM   #17087
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But what if we started a little business that made balls....market them as Swet Balls!!!
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The Town of Off Topic



Population 15.
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This would be the perfect slogan for a midget brothel!
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      12-01-2015, 12:37 PM   #17090
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But what if we started a little business that made balls....market them as Swet Balls!!!
Suck on my chocolate salty (swett) balls...
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Population 15.
This brings the roommate thread back full circle....
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      12-01-2015, 12:41 PM   #17093
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This brings the roommate thread back full circle....
I think there's only one house in Swett... so... get comfortable.
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