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      11-30-2015, 12:26 PM   #16985
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Doesn't meet complexity requirement, but good basis established!
"Youmotherfuckingdumbass!!!!**@%@^#%#$@&"
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A simple DumbAss! would suffice. More than 8 characters, contains 3 of the 4 types of characters allowed.
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A simple DumbAss! would suffice. More than 8 characters, contains 3 of the 4 types of characters allowed.
Sorry. Too much coffee this morning.
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      11-30-2015, 12:42 PM   #16988
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Sorry. Too much coffee this morning.
I didn't know you could have too much coffee.....
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      11-30-2015, 12:43 PM   #16989
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^Mere mortals. . .
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      11-30-2015, 12:43 PM   #16990
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I didn't know you could have too much coffee.....
Ever get stuck in an elevator with a super hot chick?
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      11-30-2015, 12:47 PM   #16991
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Ever get stuck in an elevator with a super hot chick?
, no but I'd certainly be willing to try.
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, no but I'd certainly be willing to try.
Make sure you down a couple Venti Sumatrans before that happens
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Make sure you down a couple Venti Sumatrans before that happens
I'll try to maintain my caffine level at all times just to be on the safe side, you never know when that elevator ride may come along....
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I'll try to maintain my caffine level at all times just to be on the safe side, you never know when that elevator ride may come along....
Best advice of the day so far

Contrary to what you may have heard on the internet, chicks don't dig surprise golden showers.
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      11-30-2015, 01:00 PM   #16995
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Best advice of the day so far

Contrary to what you may have heard on the internet, chicks don't dig surprise golden showers.
You've been hanging out with the wrong people from the internet then.
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      11-30-2015, 01:03 PM   #16996
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You've been hanging out with the wrong people from the internet then.
But...but...it's you guys
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      11-30-2015, 01:05 PM   #16997
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..., you've been hanging out with the wrong people from the internet.
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      11-30-2015, 01:06 PM   #16998
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But...but...it's you guys
.......were simple creatures actually.
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      11-30-2015, 01:06 PM   #16999
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..., you've been hanging out with the wrong people from the internet.
FML. Back to geezerville, aka corvetteforum
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      11-30-2015, 01:09 PM   #17000
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FML. Back to geezerville, aka corvetteforum
Just because I said we're the wrong crowd doesn't mean you need to go make a decision so brash! Wrong doesn't mean bad!

DON'T YOU LEAVE US! DON'T YOU LEAVE US RIGHT NOW, BABE!
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Just because I said we're the wrong crowd doesn't mean you need to go make a decision so brash! Wrong doesn't mean bad!

DON'T YOU LEAVE US! DON'T YOU LEAVE US RIGHT NOW, BABE!
Babe. My day is complete
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Babe. My day is complete
I really hope I almost never lose you ever again. My heart nearly fell out of my anus for a second there.
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I really hope I almost never lose you ever again. My heart nearly fell out of my anus for a second there.
Well, clench up. We're The Axius of Evil, remember?
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The ambiguously violent duo. The dream team, if you will.
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