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      11-22-2015, 04:58 PM   #16699
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MrPrena - how's the mood in your house tonight after the MSU / OSU game..?
Not good at all.
Next week game might change a mood a little, but won't be the same.
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Bird today had phenomenal aim. Thanks, bird.
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Bird today had phenomenal aim. Thanks, bird.
Bird probably thought that white/blue cross was a crosshair.
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Fell asleep watching greenie bay vs vikings.

I keep yelling "that's gophers stadium! Look at gopher logo! Do you see that M?"

I think my entire family got annoyed by talking about Minnesota gophers. LoL
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Fell asleep watching greenie bay vs vikings.

I keep yelling "that's gophers stadium! Look at gopher logo! Do you see that M?"

I think my entire family got annoyed by talking about Minnesota gophers. LoL
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Report post! Report post!!
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C5driver , meet ASBSECU E93 .
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Give some credit to Brock Osweiler. He can also play Special teams!
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Time for Sunday Night Foozball.
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Listen...I am completely comfortable in my manhood, so I can make this comment....

Tom Brady is just Man Pretty...
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Listen...I am completely comfortable in my manhood, so I can make this comment....

Tom Brady is just Man Pretty...
Hey...I'm not gay, but I'd go down on him
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So I go get the iPod from the car and find a missing mag. Today is a good day.
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Hey...I'm not gay, but I'd go down on him
What if he has stinky balls?
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His balls are deflated, not stinky...
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So I go get the iPod from the car and find a missing mag. Today is a good day.
Oh god I hated using that little grip strengthening thingy to train for a trigger test.
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