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      11-20-2015, 04:40 PM   #16655
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I have yet to be dominated by any Audi...
I almost was, once. It was my friends Audi 900. I was driving us home and the brakes went completely out, pedal to the floor. Almost got hit by a semi. Vowed to never drive an Audi after that day.

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How about...Team Burn Every Fucking Audi on This Planet.
That's pretty complicated, but it does have a nice ring to it.

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I love the name but it is a bit of a mouthful.
Babe, check the acronym. We are now #TeamBEFA.
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I have yet to be dominated by any Audi...




How about...Team Burn Every Fucking Audi on This Planet.
I love the name but it is a bit of a mouthful.
Ok. So Team BEFATP...beefatip? Beafatip? Befateepee?
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I almost was, once. It was my friends Audi 900. I was driving us home and the brakes went completely out, pedal to the floor. Almost got hit by a semi. Vowed to never drive an Audi after that day.
Not even an RS7 has tried to run me

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Babe, check the acronym. We are now #TeamBEFA.
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      11-20-2015, 04:59 PM   #16658
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What a crazy day. After packing orders all day, I \went to USPS twice, FedEx Office once, lunch, and now gotta pick up my kid soon.
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Dude have you seen one of them hitting even sixty ever? I swear they are the new Porsches!

Ax, you are a genius!
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Burn Every Audi Together

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What a crazy day. After packing orders all day, I \went to USPS twice, FedEx Office once, lunch, and now gotta pick up my kid soon.
Your problem is time management and prioritizing efficiencies.

FedEx takes USPS with Smart Post, so eat your lunch while in line at FedEx, then go pick up your kid.
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Your problem is time management and prioritizing efficiencies.

FedEx takes USPS with Smart Post, so eat your lunch while in line at FedEx, then go pick up your kid.
No sir. I just drop it off at USPS Priority box at the USPS office without getting in the line. FedEx Smart post takes longer, and cost differently.

be back to pick up kid.
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Dude have you seen one of them hitting even sixty ever? I swear they are the new Porsches!
I wouldn't go so far to insult Porsche, but I've been run by Mercs, MacLarens, and a few domestics...never Audi.

RS5s and 7s may sound badass, but their gogo pedal never wants to play with me
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be back to pick up kid.
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      11-20-2015, 05:13 PM   #16665
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Not even an RS7 has tried to run me
RS7? What a queer ass model name for a car anyways, at least they're bright enough to admit defeat before being embarrassed.

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Ax, you are a genius!
Yes yes, please, it's too early to start taking compliments.

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#TeamBEAT

Don't you fucking come in here and try to strip my acronym from me. IT'S BEFA. TEAM BEFA, SIR.
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RS7? What a queer ass model name for a car anyways, at least they're bright enough to admit defeat before being embarrassed.
And the colors...Grindr Grey is the worst
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      11-20-2015, 05:18 PM   #16667
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I wouldn't go so far to insult Porsche, but I've been run by Mercs, MacLarens, and a few domestics...never Audi.

RS5s and 7s may sound badass, but their gogo pedal never wants to play with me
Haha, the drivers are pretty much dead behind the wheel.
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And the colors...Grindr Grey is the worst
Ewwwwwwwww, don't even get me started.
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And the colors...Grindr Grey is the worst
Ewwwwwwwww, don't even get me started.
Aunt Flo Red, ISIS Black, and Limp Willie White?
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Aunt Flo Red, ISIS Black, and Limp Willie White?
Pumpernickle Purple, Fantastic Fuchsia, and Asshole Amber?
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Pumpernickle Purple, Fantastic Fuchsia, and Asshole Amber?
How about you and I starting a consulting firm...Axius of Evil, LLC.

We can help car companies with catchy new names.
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Haha, the drivers are pretty much dead behind the wheel.
I'd have thought my exhaust would wake the dead, but apparently not
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How about you and I starting a consulting firm...Axius of Evil, LLC.

We can help car companies with catchy new names.
This is by far, absolutely the best idea I have heard in a long time. We need to trademark the name and start getting to work. Desperate people need our guidance.
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This is by far, absolutely the best idea I have heard in a long time. We need to trademark the name and start getting to work. Desperate people need our guidance.
Start it in NC. Cali blows.
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I think I may have broken the controller of console while trying to change it to pink skin. what a day.....
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I think I may have broken the controller of console while trying to change it to pink skin. what a day.....
Should have had lunch in the FedEx line
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