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      11-20-2015, 02:26 PM   #16633
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Awwww, someone feeling a little inferior, huh? Perk up big guy, it'll be alright!
Play nice ax, V1 has been nice to us all lately, let's try the same.

Oh, even the Audi thing. You're like the dream forum man.
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      11-20-2015, 02:27 PM   #16634
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speaking of NIN, I do "Hurt"... but Johnny Cash came along and did a remake and absolutely KILLED it... Like the time Tonka one-upped Lups with a showing of legs...

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      11-20-2015, 02:37 PM   #16635
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Play nice ax, V1 has been nice to us all lately, let's try the same.

Oh, even the Audi thing. You're like the dream forum man.
I made a comment not even for him, and it apparently hurt his feelings, so that's not my fault he is a little jealous boy!


After we get all the Audi's off the road, we'll just take a trip and burn down the assembly plants after to make sure we do things the right way.
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I made a comment not even for him, and it apparently hurt his feelings, so that's not my fault he is a little jealous boy!


After we get all the Audi's off the road, we'll just take a trip and burn down the assembly plants after to make sure we do things the right way.
Okay, the last part was pure foreplay, hell Alex would probably want to join us.
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Okay, the last part was pure foreplay, hell Alex would probably want to join us.
Crossing state lines to commit arson = club fed. Y'all have fun and post pics!
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I made a comment not even for him, and it apparently hurt his feelings, so that's not my fault he is a little jealous boy!


After we get all the Audi's off the road, we'll just take a trip and burn down the assembly plants after to make sure we do things the right way.
It seems like C5driver is her new favorite leg humper.
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Crossing state lines to commit arson = club fed. Y'all have fun and post pics!
We'll improvise, well set up carton boxes and draw Audi logos on them. Then we meditate with whiskey until we are convinced the boxes are the real building, and then we burn them down. Burning the real ones kinda sounds like hurting the employees and that would suck, so we need to use our imagination a bit!

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It seems like C5driver is her new favorite leg humper.
Don't be so mean V1, we played dress up with Alex yesterday while I was packing. Nobody else plays that with me ever so of course he is my favorite person alive, hell, I'd even share ax and an Audi plant with him!
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Totally dude. I'm just really lost...
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Crossing state lines to commit arson = club fed. Y'all have fun and post pics!
We'll improvise, well set up carton boxes and draw Audi logos on them. Then we meditate with whiskey until we are convinced the boxes are the real building, and then we burn them down. Burning the real ones kinda sounds like hurting the employees and that would suck, so we need to use our imagination a bit!

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It seems like C5driver is her new favorite leg humper.
Don't be so mean V1, we played dress up with Alex yesterday while I was packing. Nobody else plays that with me ever so of course he is my favorite person alive, hell, I'd even share ax and an Audi plant with him!
He's not mean if I don't take it as mean...

Awesome alternative solution for the Audi problem. +8 for creativity.
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Totally dude. I'm just really lost...
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Totally dude. I'm just really lost...
I clicked 'approve' like months ago. Are you asking for revalidation?
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Wanna pls with makeup today? I just found my stash!
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Wanna pls with makeup today? I just found my stash!
Can I play too?
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Wanna pls with makeup today? I just found my stash!
Can I play too?
Sounds fun. I haven't done my nails in a while.

Coffee/tea run afterwards? You guys can fight over the front seat. The rear is wonderful if you need a spinal readjustment.
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Sounds fun. I haven't done my nails in a while.

Coffee/tea run afterwards? You guys can fight over the front seat. The rear is wonderful if you need a spinal readjustment.
Oh hell no. I drive.
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Sounds fun. I haven't done my nails in a while.

Coffee/tea run afterwards? You guys can fight over the front seat. The rear is wonderful if you need a spinal readjustment.
Oh hell no. I drive.
I'm driving too. We all drive separately.
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Sounds fun. I haven't done my nails in a while.

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Oh hell no. I drive.
I'm driving too. We all drive separately.
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Okay, the last part was pure foreplay, hell Alex would probably want to join us.
Alex can join our team against Audi domination. We need to come up with a really catchy team name though so we can post on Bookface and get people to join our regime.



Maybe even start a GoFundMe?
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Alex can join our team against Audi domination.
I have yet to be dominated by any Audi...


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We need to come up with a really catchy team name
How about...Team Burn Every Fucking Audi on This Planet.
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How about...Team Burn Every Fucking Audi on This Planet.
I love the name but it is a bit of a mouthful.
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