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Mr Tonka · 11-17-2015, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Congrats my friend !

Thank you good sir! Feeling younger everyday!

Biorin · 11-17-2015, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Thank you good sir! Feeling younger everyday!

bimmette · 11-17-2015, 08:47 PM

Happy Birthday, Tonka!

Mr Tonka · 11-17-2015, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Aren't you just precious.

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Happy Birthday, Tonka!

Thank you!

RJ_ · 11-17-2015, 09:31 PM

Happy birthday man!

ASBSECU E93 · 11-17-2015, 09:56 PM

Mr Tonka - your present is in the mail....let me know how your like the depends

Mr Tonka · 11-17-2015, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Happy birthday man!

Thanks dude!

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Mr Tonka - your present is in the mail....let me know how your like the depends

Aren't you older than me?

Mr Tonka · 11-17-2015, 11:03 PM

One of my birthday presents.

1MOREMOD · 11-17-2015, 11:28 PM

Nice good gift so you can compete on the lunch and bbq page.

Mr Tonka · 11-17-2015, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Nice good gift so you can compete on the lunch and bbq page.

Kind of sad to think about retiring the ol Webber kettle....

1MOREMOD · 11-17-2015, 11:38 PM

Best steak i have had in forever was made on one I agree. I have shitty propane now not very good. Part of the fun is getting a six pack down while the coals get ready.

Mr Tonka · 11-17-2015, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Best steak i have had in forever was made on one I agree. I have shitty propane now not very good. Part of the fun is getting a six pack down while the coals get ready.

The Kamado grill is at 500 degrees in about 12 min after lighting it.

Super fast to light and it bears my name. lol

1MOREMOD · 11-17-2015, 11:42 PM

I was gonna make a bourbon barrel smoker but haven't got around to it yet.

Mr Tonka · 11-17-2015, 11:53 PM

I'm thinking i may have to make a grill table with both the Kamado and Webber recessed into the table surface.

::goes to get sketch pad::

Was also surprised to realize that the Kamado is more like a fancy oven that will smoke and grill. Apparently with a normal size pile of charcoal will hold 250 degrees for 8 hours or more.

Axius · 11-18-2015, 08:14 AM

Happy next day belated birthday Tonka.

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I was gonna make a bourbon barrel smoker but haven't got around to it yet.

I want a smoker so bad.

Mr Tonka · 11-18-2015, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Happy next day belated birthday Tonka.

I want a smoker so bad.

Thanks. For just a few minutes i had considered selling my body last night. But then i realized it would have just been an failed attempt at filling the void in my heart that is reserved for your

. I knew you'd come through.

Which of them do you want to smoke so badly?

Axius · 11-18-2015, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Thanks. For just a few minutes i had considered selling my body last night. But then i realized it would have just been an failed attempt at filling the void in my heart that is reserved for your

. I knew you'd come through.

Which of them do you want to smoke so badly?

To be honest, I'm pretty shitty with birthdays. I gave Anna a be-lated birthday wish, my mother's was a day late on the 15th (that felt bad), and now I was a day late with yours.

Basically I'm a piece of shit human being who doesn't deserve to be alive.

I want to smoke all of them. In my bed. In the kitchen, With a candle stick.

F30lolz · 11-18-2015, 11:46 AM

Happy B-day Mr Tonka

Sooooooooo, the owner of my company informed my boss and I last week that his wife will be working in our department to assist with my boss in helping to retrieve old files and will be sitting across from me. I find this amusing, as he has banged at least two of the new girls who've began here only weeks ago. Also, she is annoying (owner's wife) as she is constantly talking to herself and asking me if she can give me tug jobs.

bimmette · 11-18-2015, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Happy B-day Mr Tonka

Sooooooooo, the owner of my company informed my boss and I last week that his wife will be working in our department to assist with my boss in helping to retrieve old files and will be sitting across from me. I find this amusing, as he has banged at least two of the new girls who've began here only weeks ago. Also, she is annoying (owner's wife) as she is constantly talking to herself and asking me if she can give me tug jobs.

Fun!

Torgus · 11-18-2015, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Happy B-day Mr Tonka

Sooooooooo, the owner of my company informed my boss and I last week that his wife will be working in our department to assist with my boss in helping to retrieve old files and will be sitting across from me. I find this amusing, as he has banged at least two of the new girls who've began here only weeks ago. Also, she is annoying (owner's wife) as she is constantly talking to herself and asking me if she can give me tug jobs.

So take the rub n tug.

F30lolz · 11-18-2015, 12:02 PM

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So take the rub n tug.

Once that happens I may be floating soon in the Miami River.

Torgus · 11-18-2015, 12:08 PM

Why not blackmail your boss?

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1MOREMOD - 11824 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Best steak i have had in forever was made on one I agree. I have shitty propane now not very good. Part of the fun is getting a six pack down while the coals get ready.
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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6062 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	I'm thinking i may have to make a grill table with both the Kamado and Webber recessed into the table surface. ::goes to get sketch pad:: Was also surprised to realize that the Kamado is more like a fancy oven that will smoke and grill. Apparently with a normal size pile of charcoal will hold 250 degrees for 8 hours or more. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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