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      06-24-2016, 07:48 AM   #1629
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dude remember the stripper? christ ive come along way and it was matching with 146 people to find Haley

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dude remember the stripper? christ ive come along way and it was matching with 146 people to find Haley

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Ah, so you met her on there, then? I thought it was a mutual friend.

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Ah, so you met her on there, then? I thought it was a mutual friend.

Best thing to happen to my football team, in ages.



Haha got $10?!
yea dude I was like WHY IS SHE ON HERE SHE CAN HAVE ANYONE and she wanted my dumb ass haha
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I need to update my pictures. Gotta show the cuts for sluts at the beach, ya meeaan.



Oh oh oh. I did a bad thing yesterday. I always hit on this bartender at my pool tournament thing on Thursdays. I think she's married. We made out a bit, I grabbed her boobs and ass. Then we ended up at another bar where her hubby was..., so sketch.
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yea dude I was like WHY IS SHE ON HERE SHE CAN HAVE ANYONE and she wanted my dumb ass haha
LOL. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Oh oh oh. I did a bad thing yesterday. I always hit on this bartender at my pool tournament thing on Thursdays. I think she's married. We made out a bit, I grabbed her boobs and ass. Then we ended up at another bar where her hubby was..., so sketch.
Proof of under-fulfillment.
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Proof of under-fulfillment.
Without a doubt. She loves it when I hit on her. Should probably stop though to be honest.
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Without a doubt. She loves it when I hit on her. Should probably stop though to be honest.
You seem to have a level-enough head to know how much to enable her. Besides, who are you to deny the need?
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Oh oh oh. I did a bad thing yesterday. I always hit on this bartender at my pool tournament thing on Thursdays. I think she's married. We made out a bit, I grabbed her boobs and ass. Then we ended up at another bar where her hubby was..., so sketch.
I agree on said sketch.

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You seem to have a level-enough head to know how much to enable her. Besides, who are you to deny the need?
You're potentially putting him in physical danger by encouraging him to indulge in such forbidden fruit.
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You're potentially putting him in physical danger by encouraging him to indulge in such forbidden fruit.
Axius is not your average human. He possesses uncanny powers of circumvention.
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That might be good to combat premeditated reactions but never underestimate the explosive and instant power of passion related reactions.
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That might be good to combat premeditated reactions but never underestimate the explosive and instant power of passion related reactions.
Agreed! Good thing he stays strapped.
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In other news, woke up with a few matches, but ending up unmatching them all. Oh, the suspense.
Same here. One even messaged me. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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No offense, but LOL at the Internet policing taking place ITT. Who the fuck cares what someone does with their personal lives? If what they say is even true, anyway, which is also a moot point.
People need mind their own damn business. If some married dude wants some side pussy, so be it. It's not like an OT discussion board is going to change that.
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Oh oh oh. I did a bad thing yesterday. I always hit on this bartender at my pool tournament thing on Thursdays. I think she's married. We made out a bit, I grabbed her boobs and ass. Then we ended up at another bar where her hubby was..., so sketch.
Hitting on bartenders is boring anymore. They're all the same girls with the same fucked up lives.
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Same here. One even messaged me. Sorry I'm not sorry.

People need mind their own damn business. If some married dude wants some side pussy, so be it. It's not like an OT discussion board is going to change that.

Hitting on bartenders is boring anymore. They're all the same girls with the same fucked up lives.
On your first point, I forgot to screencap how ugly they were to text you, but I unmatched them all in a rage. LMFAO.

To your second point, my point exactly. People's opinions are welcome, in my opinion, until they are aired out in front of everyone else. Just keep your mouth shut.

Bartenders have got to be the flattest women of all time. It's like they've been bred by society to be brooding and indifferent. Can't blame them though, they're harassed regularly.
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with tinder locked up I dunno what I'm gonna do all day
Slow day at work?


I'm actually also in Tinder jail. LOL. Work is super slow today, got my first of two tattoo sessions tomorrow and am looking up final embellishment ideas. Haven't been under the needle in over 3 years. I miss it.
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I bet that was her only pic, too. Never understood that shit.
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On your first point, I forgot to screencap how ugly they were to text you, but I unmatched them all in a rage. LMFAO.

To your second point, my point exactly. People's opinions are welcome, in my opinion, until they are aired out in front of everyone else. Just keep your mouth shut.

Bartenders have got to be the flattest women of all time. It's like they've been bred by society to be brooding and indifferent. Can't blame them though, they're harassed regularly.
Yeah, I should have screenshot some of mine to send to you. Next time. Lol

The second group of women that are the worst to deal with are teachers. Instant turn off when I find out a girl is a teacher.
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I was on POF for a year. Was like shooting fish in a barrel. All you need is a witty profile, don't talk about yourself much. And some decent pics, escpeically summer shirt less pics when I'm nice and lean. Then they pretty much come to you. I pulled a hat trick twice, that's 3 different chicks in 3 consecutive days. But of course if you live in the middle of no where then your odds for steady pussy might be decreased.

Craziest chick I banged was this 38 ( I was 32 at the time) year old form Staten Island. She was divorced like a year and DTF. We went out for a drink and some food near her house. Then we went back to her place. Banged pretty much right away. Then we chilled drank some more and started bangin again. Shit got crazy, chick wanted me to slap her and chocke her while she serviced me. Then she wanted it in the ass, being a gentleman I of course obliged.

That's just one story. Had a Russian that had a bit of a coke issue and kept wanting to do lines off of my dick. Declined on that cause I'm not into narcotics. She also stalked my house when I finally stopped messing with her crazy ass. Had a 20 year old who liked to swing by my house after her shift at the Abecrombie for some quick dick action. Had a 37 year old nurse drive from the Poconos to my house in NJ just for some dick.

It was so easy getting these chicks. Get the number then work them via texts and phone conversations. Don't mention sex just keep is light and witty. Let them mention sex and then you reel em in. If you are good you should be able to get laid by the first date. My rule was I'm out if I'm not getting it in by date 3. Don't have time for your BS get to know you stories, I'm just a dude trying to get his dick wet.

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I was on POF for a year. Was like shooting fish in a barrel. All you need is a witty profile, don't talk about yourself much. And some decent pics, escpeically summer shirt less pics when I'm nice and lean. Then they pretty much come to you. I pulled a hat trick twice, that's 3 different chicks in 3 consecutive days. But of course if you live in the middle of no where then your odds for steady pussy might be decreased.

Craziest chick I banged was this 38 ( I was 32 at the time) year old form Staten Island. She was divorced like a year and DTF. We went out for a drink and some food near her house. Then we went back to her place. Banged pretty much right away. Then we chilled drank some more and started bangin again. Shit got crazy, chick wanted me to slap her and chocke her while she serviced me. Then she wanted it in the ass, being a gentleman I of course obliged.

That's just one story. Had a Russian that had a bit of a coke issue and kept wanting to do lines off of my dick. Declined on that cause I'm not into narcotics. She also stalked my house when I finally stopped messing with her crazy ass. Had a 20 year old who liked to swing by my house after her shift at the Abecrombie for some quick dick action. Had a 37 year old nurse drive from the Pocons to my house in NJ just for some dick.

It was so easy getting these chicks. Get the number then work them via texts and phone conversations. Don't mention sex just keep is light and witty. Let them mention sex and then you reel em in. If you are good you should be able to get laid by the first date. My rule was I'm out if I'm not getting it in by date 3. Don't have time for your BS get to know you stories, I'm just a dude trying to get his dick wet.
Add another to the savage list, Verbiage.

Every person I've come across has the same experience with POF. All success stories.
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Yeah, I should have screenshot some of mine to send to you. Next time. Lol

The second group of women that are the worst to deal with are teachers. Instant turn off when I find out a girl is a teacher.
Haha, why are teachers a turn off?

I see them to possess more of a humanitarian aspect than most of the strippers and scene bitches on there.

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I was on POF for a year. Was like shooting fish in a barrel. All you need is a witty profile, don't talk about yourself much. And some decent pics, escpeically summer shirt less pics when I'm nice and lean. Then they pretty much come to you. I pulled a hat trick twice, that's 3 different chicks in 3 consecutive days. But of course if you live in the middle of no where then your odds for steady pussy might be decreased.

Craziest chick I banged was this 38 ( I was 32 at the time) year old form Staten Island. She was divorced like a year and DTF. We went out for a drink and some food near her house. Then we went back to her place. Banged pretty much right away. Then we chilled drank some more and started bangin again. Shit got crazy, chick wanted me to slap her and chocke her while she serviced me. Then she wanted it in the ass, being a gentleman I of course obliged.

That's just one story. Had a Russian that had a bit of a coke issue and kept wanting to do lines off of my dick. Declined on that cause I'm not into narcotics. She also stalked my house when I finally stopped messing with her crazy ass. Had a 20 year old who liked to swing by my house after her shift at the Abecrombie for some quick dick action. Had a 37 year old nurse drive from the Poconos to my house in NJ just for some dick.

It was so easy getting these chicks. Get the number then work them via texts and phone conversations. Don't mention sex just keep is light and witty. Let them mention sex and then you reel em in. If you are good you should be able to get laid by the first date. My rule was I'm out if I'm not getting it in by date 3. Don't have time for your BS get to know you stories, I'm just a dude trying to get his dick wet.
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Add another to the savage list, Verbiage.

Every person I've come across has the same experience with POF. All success stories.
Haha, dude. I remember some of your posts from the fitness sub forum, I can imagine the women you must have pulled.

This was quite a lovely post. Savage, indeed.

Funny enough, I've never been on POF. About to download that now.
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