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      12-14-2018, 03:33 PM   #1629
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Honestly, how did you do that?
I wanted to see if there was enough pressure in the pouch to have a trajectory, turns out there's more than enough pressure in the pouch to have a trajectory.

That apple sauce was supposed to shoot into the trash can...
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      12-14-2018, 05:15 PM   #1630
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Honestly, how did you do that?
I wanted to see if there was enough pressure in the pouch to have a trajectory, turns out there's more than enough pressure in the pouch to have a trajectory.

That apple sauce was supposed to shoot into the trash can...
I thought you were browsing bimmette's Instagram...
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I had been silently ripping ass here in the airport lounge for a good hour before my wife finally caught me and sent me to the rest room
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      12-18-2018, 05:07 AM   #1633
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women are serious threat to men's sanity..
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      12-18-2018, 04:37 PM   #1634
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I really don't want to go to the gym tonight. Late night sex sessions leave me depleted the next day. Ten hours of work, then gym, then sex, repeat.....I'm beyond exhausted.
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      12-18-2018, 06:15 PM   #1636
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Get that humblebragging out of here.

Unless there is something more to that sex story (or your partner) that is a more interesting confession..??
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Get that humblebragging out of here.

Unless there is something more to that sex story (or your partner) that is a more interesting confession..??
Not humblebragging, legitimately fighting to stay awake. I'm debating what's more important, my sleep and sanity or the sex?

How is this for a confession....I'm currently shopping for rubber sheets on amazon.
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      12-19-2018, 09:07 AM   #1638
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Not humblebragging, legitimately fighting to stay awake. I'm debating what's more important, my sleep and sanity or the sex?

How is this for a confession....I'm currently shopping for rubber sheets on amazon.
If you're done having kids hop on TRT an run a little extra, should be good to go lol.
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Meh f*ck it PCT and hope for the best hahaha, or freeze your sperm, theres options
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If you're done having kids hop on TRT an run a little extra, should be good to go lol.
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Meh f*ck it PCT and hope for the best hahaha, or freeze your sperm, theres options
wtf are you talking about
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wtf are you talking about
He said hes tired, physically and mentally. I don't know the age of the people on here, but testostorone in males dwindle with age. TRT stands for testosterone replacement treatment. If you start TRT your body stops testosterone production, obviously, because it no longer has a need to if its being "produced" through other means. PCT stands for post cycle therapy, there are certain drugs, clomiphene, that'll restart your androgen production. Common in men on TRT who then want to have kids. Although this is not always successful. Freezing your sperm prior to TRT is a common route. Thought you were a doc, doc?

It was more of a joke than anything else, just so im clear.

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You gonna give her the hot carl? And with that gem im over 20k.
Negative. I won't explain why they are needed, should be fairly self explanatory.

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He said hes tired, physically and mentally. I don't know the age of the people on here, but testostorone in males dwindle with age. TRT stands for testosterone replacement treatment. If you start TRT your body stops testosterone production, obviously, because it no longer has a need to if its being "produced" through other means. PCT stands for post cycle therapy, there are certain drugs, clomiphene, that'll restart your androgen production. Common in men on TRT who then want to have kids. Although this is not always successful. Freezing your sperm prior to TRT is a common route. Thought you were a doc, doc?

It was more of a joke than anything else, just so im clear.
I'm 42 and lucky enough to not notice any changes as of yet. Not saying that they haven't decreased but not enough to notice yet. The mental and physical aspect is simply due to lack of sleep. Four hours of sleep is simply not enough for a guy my age who never stops.
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You pee the bed a lot?
um, no. The liquid we currently have an abundance of is not urine.
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I'm 42 and lucky enough to not notice any changes as of yet. Not saying that they haven't decreased but not enough to notice yet. The mental and physical aspect is simply due to lack of sleep. Four hours of sleep is simply not enough for a guy my age who never stops.
Ah shit yeah 4 hours is nothing haha. That's good you haven't noticed anything, and if you're ever curious blood panels are rather cheap and they can tell you all you need to know man
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I'm 42 and lucky enough to not notice any changes as of yet. Not saying that they haven't decreased but not enough to notice yet. The mental and physical aspect is simply due to lack of sleep. Four hours of sleep is simply not enough for a guy my age who never stops.

That a good you havent fallen apart yet. I started feeling it at 40 but keep fighting it. Still doing pretty damn well though.
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How is this for a confession....I'm currently shopping for rubber sheets on amazon.
This is a much better confession. Make sure you have your phone within arms reach so you can let us know if she ignores your safe word...
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