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      11-02-2015, 05:45 PM   #16281
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I'm hoping it will get me to sleep way less. Plan on hitting it up at least a couple times a week to shoot off the steam. Maybe cut out of magazine pictures of Trump and Caitlyn Jenner to tape on to my silhouettes before I go to town.
Sounds awesome, except how do you choose which one to shoot first?

Also, damn homie, hour 40 commute?!
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SEA Centurion lounge. Privilege never tasted so bad.

The vodka at the SFO lounge also tasted like it was distilled from a migrant's sock.
Oops, I got my girlfriends mixed up.
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      11-02-2015, 05:58 PM   #16283
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Sounds awesome, except how do you choose which one to shoot first?

Also, damn homie, hour 40 commute?!
Both at the same time.


The cost of hitting ass first touched by the bestow-er.
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      11-02-2015, 06:22 PM   #16284
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What are you doing this weekend?


VIR has $25 donation track day I think on the 6th.
I have a charity dinner that already has my $$$. I've been planning to make it down that way for a C&C once the sink hole is fixed

Would love to run a couple laps at VIR though.

You ever drive a shifter cart? Mooresville has an amazing track and carts that go like 80 mph
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FWIW, Bo Jackson was a better athlete than Neon Deion. Sanders was a pro-bowler in the NFL but his baseball career was average. Bo on the other hand was pro-bowler AND an MLB allstar.
Bo might have been the best athlete to ever live.

His outfield throw to home plate for the out is unreal.
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I have a charity dinner that already has my $$$. I've been planning to make it down that way for a C&C once the sink hole is fixed

Would love to run a couple laps at VIR though.

You ever drive a shifter cart? Mooresville has an amazing track and carts that go like 80 mph
I've been a hermit and haven't made it to a C&C out here at all this year. Usually ride with the carolina sport bike guys, but haven't done that either.


Yes sir. Ex's brother in law had a shifter cart with a yellow fin on it that we'd rip around the parking lot. The guy was a piece of shit for a 40 year old cart enthusiast, but the cart itself was sweet.
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The cost of hitting ass first touched by the bestow-er.
I don't know what that means, but it's provocative. It really gets the people going.
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Oops, I got my girlfriends mixed up.
...it's ok, you're still having Sugar puss withdrawals
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I miss my Bo's poster of football pad with baseball bat. This was on the wall when i was 6-7th grade.
I believe they had a baseball card of this too..

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I miss my Bo's poster of football pad with baseball bat. This was on the wall when i was 6-7th grade.
I believe they had a baseball card of this too..

Now those are two sports they should combine. Not basketball.

I had the same poster at my school. I wonder if posters like this would still be allowed in our overly PC society and schools.
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...it's ok, you're still having Sugar puss withdrawals
I'm a survivor, you thought it ll be over by now but Ivm still here.

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...it's ok, you're still having Sugar puss withdrawals
I'm a survivor, you thought it ll be over by now but Ivm still here.

Meant that as a term of endearment....

Good that you didn't vanish though
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Is it too early to start making a Christmas list?



Maybe tax return plans.
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I gotta go to DMV again to renew my license tomorrow....
Expires in 3days.
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Tried. State website won't even let me even make an appointment, because I have 10yr driver license from decade ago. The new ones are some Federally verified or something.

So, went to DMV, and waited. Everything went well, EXCEPT I failed the vision test.

I called about 10 vision care places, and found one 15-20miles away at Walmart. Optometrist signed the DMV paper, and I hopefully I would be good to go tomorrow.
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I gotta go to DMV again to renew my license tomorrow....
Expires in 3days.
Meh...live dangerously.
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Meh...live dangerously.
Can't give you a ticket if they can't catch you.
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I gotta go to DMV again to renew my license tomorrow....
Expires in 3days.
I dare you to be a pastafarian and then post your driver's license pic here.
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Can't give you a ticket if they can't catch you.
They ALWAYS say that
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Meh...live dangerously.
The DMV lady really offended me by trying to fail me medically and optically.

"Are you sure you can push the brake paddle? Looks like you are on braces."
(No, you dumb kunt! I was standing up for over 25min, that is why my joints hurts like hell!)

"You failed the vision. Your eyes are red, please go to your optometrist and have them fill out this paper."
(Dumb b1tch. I almost fell asleep waiting for my turn, that is why my eyes are red from rubbing it with my hand!)
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