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      11-19-2017, 11:58 PM   #16259
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Except it would instead be more like....
Almost...Here is the total fix.

"Your honor, the label is calling my kids tards."
Judge: "Well now I'm sorry you were offended about your kids being called tards. Here is your $500,000. Let's send this to the news so that all the SJWs can boycott the company, shut it down and put 600 people out of work, too. Good Job! Next case.


I think that about covers it.
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This label would cause a complete meltdown in our country.
No shit eh!
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I can imagine dopey parents on tv complaining that label hurt their snowflake Jayden's feelings. I even hate all the goofy names they come up with for their kids.
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I can imagine dopey parents on tv complaining that label hurt their snowflake Jayden's feelings. I even hate all the goofy names they come up with for their kids.
At least they don't call them North West.
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I can imagine dopey parents on tv complaining that label hurt their snowflake Jayden's feelings. I even hate all the goofy names they come up with for their kids.
Jayden, Cayden, AIden .... the list is endless, god those names annoy me.
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I can imagine dopey parents on tv complaining that label hurt their snowflake Jayden's feelings. I even hate all the goofy names they come up with for their kids.
Jayden, Cayden, AIden .... the list is endless, god those names annoy me.
Alden? Like the shoe? What is wrong with people?!
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      11-20-2017, 03:37 PM   #16272
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I saw this video this weekend, i know think we have to worry about the robots taking over.

They even got the slight foot tremor down you see on gymnast when they land.

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      11-20-2017, 06:08 PM   #16276
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Cool but honestly old news in respect capabilities - perhaps new to an open industrial/consumer market - DARPA and others have developed these capabilities in robotics a long time ago now - don't have the link handy but recall they showed their 'soldier' prototype doing one footed jumps from rock to rock etc. whilst carrying 2-3 times the load a typical human soldier could safely carry. Suspect we literally 'ain't seen nothin' yet!


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