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      06-23-2016, 02:11 PM   #1585
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Eyes and teeth man... I have a real thing for teeth. If someone doesn't have decent dentition, I just can't even. And they way people form words, the way their mouth moves. I have a real fixation on that sort of thing. I say to my wife all the time while we are watching TV... "Look at how she moves her tongue when she talks." And she responds "Thanks, now I can't unsee it either." *changes channel*
Damn you!
I just started noticing with some of the newscasters. CRAP!!
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Eyes and teeth man... I have a real thing for teeth. If someone doesn't have decent dentition, I just can't even. And they way people form words, the way their mouth moves. I have a real fixation on that sort of thing. I say to my wife all the time while we are watching TV... "Look at how she moves her tongue when she talks." And she responds "Thanks, now I can't unsee it either." *changes channel*
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My theory is, if they have time to keep their eyebrows and teeth looking that good, then they must be doing something right with their lives.

They way they talk too. I like me a "Smooth Operator".
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      06-23-2016, 02:16 PM   #1587
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I know you're sad that you miss out on his Instagram selfies. He's always posts his selfies wearing only boxers
I could send them to you if you want!
Please dear God... do not send them. I am so jealous, but I am working on it. Tanning then lifting. The color should be easier than the musculature.
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I know you're sad that you miss out on his Instagram selfies. He's always posts his selfies wearing only boxers
I could send them to you if you want!
As long as I get notifications that you've liked them, then my destiny has been fulfilled.
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      06-23-2016, 02:18 PM   #1589
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Please dear God... do not send them. I am so jealous, but I am working on it. Tanning then lifting. The color should be easier than the musculature.
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Couldn't find bathroom selfie, so this will have to do.
Go run and tell that, home boy!
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Be careful where you leave the stuff...
I prefer inside a jimmy hat. Although, if she opens her mouth and swallows, that's also fine. None of that spit it in the hand and shove it on up there shenanigans on my watch!

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      06-23-2016, 02:46 PM   #1592
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Be careful where you leave the stuff...
I prefer inside a jimmy hat. Although, if she opens her mouth and swallows, that's also fine. None of that spit it in the hand and shove it on up there shenanigans on my watch!

THIS STUFF IS IMPORTANT!
Haha that reminds me of when I posted that pic showing how Sara's baby looks like you!
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Yeah, I think it could be like 5 12's or some shit. She's so cute though, makes great conversation. Just busy AF. I'm in no rush though, between the gym/school/work/house remodeling, I'm always busy.
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Haha that reminds me of when I posted that pic showing how Sara's baby looks like you!
Pffft, you know I'd never let that happen with her.
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So on the 6th day of her work weekkk, Verbiage gave to her, siiiiixxx shiny pealll neclacessssesesses. Five rusty trombones, four face shots, three slaps to the face, two slapping balls, and a partridge in a pearrr treeeeee.
Oh my!
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I believe the question still remains, is she retarded? Also, many, many thanks for allowing me to peek into the modern world of dating
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have you guys ever been matched up with an old boss/manager?
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have you guys ever been matched up with an old boss/manager?
loaded question.

1) No one works for anyone else because OT is boss
2) If there ever were a case, it would be the boss/manager matching with me.
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have you guys ever been matched up with an old boss/manager?
Has this actually happened to you? What's your age group set at, again? LMAO
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Upon review, all my recent past endeavors have had great eyebrows.
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Upon review, all my recent past endeavors have had great eyebrows.
I'm glad that your priorities are in the right place.
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Upon review, all my recent past endeavors have had great eyebrows.
I'm glad that your priorities are in the right place.
Morales are another story
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so now that ive been tinderless for 2 months, I can safely say I am a better person.
It feels good, doesn't it?
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It feels good, doesn't it?
waking up on the weekends after getting drunk and having an egg sandwich/acai bowl/gatorade/ice coffee waiting for me is the best feeling ever
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It feels good, doesn't it?
waking up on the weekends after getting drunk and having an egg sandwich/acai bowl/gatorade/ice coffee waiting for me is the best feeling ever
Even better when she's attractive.
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