[Kyngofpop]

Confession: I'm insane....and in other news, water is wet.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Darth One

Dammit! And now you quoted my unfortunate mistake for posterity

Haha I didn't even notice. I can edit it but I won't. That name is better.

[1MOREMOD]

My wife found out im an alien

[Kyngofpop]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

My wife found out im an alien

Is she single now??

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Is she single now??

No you creeper

[1MOREMOD]

She appears to like it

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

I confess I applied to 2 jobs in Vancouver dreaming of the day I'd grab a coffee with bimmette so she could introduce me to my new town.

Haha! I would. I'm a good tour guide.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Do you ski?

I have taken lessons. Didn't like it. Don't want to break my legs.

Wait, so we aren't off topic: I confess to being scared of skiing and snowboarding and breaking my legs.

I also don't like being cold.

[Turkish Pickle]

after cleaning up my apartment after a pregame last night for 40-50 people i came to the conclusion: i would wife myself

i cook, clean, can finally iron shirts, and im good with animals/little kids that aren't mine

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

after cleaning up my apartment after a pregame last night for 40-50 people i came to the conclusion: i would wife myself

i cook, clean, can finally iron shirts, and im good with animals/little kids that aren't mine

Good job, bob

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

after cleaning up my apartment after a pregame last night for 40-50 people i came to the conclusion: i would wife myself

i cook, clean, can finally iron shirts, and im good with animals/little kids that aren't mine

I might agree. But it depends on what other "services " you provide

[1MOREMOD]

I roofied my wife last night like bill Cosby

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

"Blocky platey"? Come again?!

By not blocking your plate, you left the door wide open. He won’t know who you are. He won’t know what you want. He can tell you he doesn’t have money. But what he does have are a very particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you. He will look for you, he will find you, and he will ‘rape’ you.

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

I still do it. Wasn't kidding. But until my "DTM" goes away I'm dedicated to finding the source of the issue and if it's my not adhering to BMW rules than I'm learning a hard lesson that I'm willing to take an"L" on. In fact the only reason I didn't change it tonight is because I've finally gotten the "all systems ok message" that I've been trying to seek on this journey.

I LOVE my BMW, don't get it wrong! But when things go wrong I absolutely HATE it and admit to downing it when things happen.

Do I HATE my "child", no. Do I wish it were more reliable? YES! Would I throw it out in the street because it let me down? Not hardly!

Because as a parent of a temperamental child I've learned to deal with its tantrums and know that one day it'll grow up.

I look at my cars as humans. As much as they let me down I know someday that I'll be thankful for what they've done.

You may be all joyful with ‘All Systems OK’ until tomorrow night it reads ‘Part Out’, after 2AM.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Darth One

I might agree. But it depends on what other "services " you provide

anything for you

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I roofied my wife last night like bill Cosby

So I'm safe for a few nights?

[1MOREMOD]

Yeah should be fine

[wrickem]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I roofied my wife last night like bill Cosby

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So I'm safe for a few nights?

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah should be fine

My confession for today is when I read posts from regular OT posters, I get made up voices for them in my head as I read their posts. I don't know how they get there, they've just landed there over the years.

Every post I read from UncleWede is in a Terry O'Quinn/John Locke from "Lost" voice

Every post I read from 1MOREMOD is in a Norman Reedus/ Daryl Dixon from TWD voice.

Today's exchange between the two was especially entertaining.

[1MOREMOD]

Had to look that up, boondock saints guy? I'm thickly accented irish?

[wrickem]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Had to look that up, boondock saints guy? I'm thickly accented irish?

Yes, that guy. All American accent though, more grunty and to the point bad-ass like he talks on the Walking Dead. And cleaner, he always looks like he needs a shower

[1MOREMOD]

Well it is post zombie so probably not a lot of showering going on. Dont watch the show

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by wrickem

My confession for today is when I read posts from regular OT posters, I get made up voices for them in my head as I read their posts. I don't know how they get there, they've just landed there over the years.

Every post I read from UncleWede is in a Terry O'Quinn/John Locke from "Lost" voice

Every post I read from 1MOREMOD is in a Norman Reedus/ Daryl Dixon from TWD voice.

Today's exchange between the two was especially entertaining.

Got the hair right!
I mumble a lot more than that though

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by wrickem

My confession for today is when I read posts from regular OT posters, I get made up voices for them in my head as I read their posts. I don't know how they get there, they've just landed there over the years.

Every post I read from UncleWede is in a Terry O'Quinn/John Locke from "Lost" voice

Every post I read from 1MOREMOD is in a Norman Reedus/ Daryl Dixon from TWD voice.

Today's exchange between the two was especially entertaining.

Do I have a voice (without making anything up here - if not, be honest, it doesn't bother me at all, just curious)?