What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Lups · 10-04-2015, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Hey that's a cool jet u have. I waved when u flew over. Least u could have done was have the captain give me a wing wave back

We two ...

Done. Badly.

Tara's thread.

You didn't bother to show hair in a photo? Really? I mean, I feel used. You said I was just a usual named...

We are no longer besties.

V1.47fan · 10-04-2015, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Sweet! What's next on the mod list?

Thanks, TC Kline coilovers + Vorshlag camber plates and some RE-71's.

V1.47fan · 10-04-2015, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

No jokes today or maybe for another week or so just so you can enjoy your new ride for a while longer. Just a congratulatory note on the color choice.

I highly respect that fact that you didn't talk constantly about getting the M4 2 years prior to getting it lol.

Thanks, Nkc.

UncleWede · 10-04-2015, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

We two ...

Done. Badly.

Tara's thread.

You didn't bother to show hair in a photo? Really? I mean, I feel used. You said I was just a usual named...

We are no longer besties.

Then whose hair will I brush?

Lups · 10-04-2015, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Then whose hair will I brush?

Hahaha, dude I know you!

You're after my jalapeño recipes like I'm after your hair brush! But!! If you bring the brush, you can brush mine.

I hadn't heard your interview fully earlier, it was hilarious to hear the end of it. We two need to have friend invitations send.

And I'm nobody's favorite, the boys just know by now who's ass they don't want to try to bite.

UncleWede · 10-04-2015, 07:09 PM

My wife has enough jalapeño recipes to keep me in tears for the rest of my natural life, she just doesn't like me to brush her hair

UncleWede · 10-06-2015, 01:13 AM

It started out pretty innocent. I'd just take off my shoes and dip my sore foot in for 3 minutes. Then pretty soon I was wearing Speedo under my shorts and jumping all the way in. Now tonight I did a quick 20 on shoulders then swam for 25 and soaked in the cajuzzi for another 25 before floating home and hitting the hay

C5driver · 10-06-2015, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

It started out pretty innocent. I'd just take off my shoes and dip my sore foot in for 3 minutes. Then pretty soon I was wearing Speedo under my shorts and jumping all the way in. Now tonight I did a quick 20 on shoulders then swam for 25 and soaked in the cajuzzi for another 25 before floating home and hitting the hay

UncleWede · 10-06-2015, 12:41 PM

^ what, you don't like my wet, hairy feet??? No bunions or callouses at all!

C5driver · 10-06-2015, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

^ what, you don't like my wet, hairy feet??? No bunions or callouses at all!

Did you wave on Friday? I couldn't see anything through the cloud cover.

UncleWede · 10-06-2015, 12:50 PM

I waved, but you didn't have the decency to have your pilot give me even one tip of the wings.

Cloud cover, I could clearly see you in the window at about 250'

C5driver · 10-06-2015, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I waved, but you didn't have the decency to have your pilot give me even one tip of the wings.

Psssshhh. It's not for trying. I was banging away at the cockpit door like a madman, but some asshole dragged me away yelling stuff like marshal this and arrest that.

UncleWede · 10-06-2015, 12:58 PM

You have a marshal on your private jet???? To protect you from paparazzi?

C5driver · 10-06-2015, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You have a marshal on your private jet???? To protect you from paparazzi?

Last minute Southwest with the unwashed masses. At $904 for two tickets, I should have chartered a Gulfstream or maybe a hang glider.

UncleWede · 10-06-2015, 05:11 PM

I guess I missed the SW plane, once I saw (and waved to) that private jet, I thought my part was done.

Lups · 10-08-2015, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

My wife has enough jalapeño recipes to keep me in tears for the rest of my natural life, she just doesn't like me to brush her hair

Okay. Here is the deal: Screw the kids with cancer or who ever wanted to buy my hair for the cause, you yank those recipes out of the wife and I will send you my hair.

Axius · 10-08-2015, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Okay. Here is the deal: Screw the kids with cancer or who ever wanted to buy my hair for the cause, you yank those recipes out of the wife and I will send you my hair.

You yank that beautiful blonde hair out and I may have to resign from my pool maintenance position.

Lups · 10-08-2015, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You yank that beautiful blonde hair out and I may have to resign from my pool maintenance position.

Sorry, this is serious. Jalapenos are involved.

Axius · 10-08-2015, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Sorry, this is serious. Jalapenos are involved.

We'll see who has the real problem when that pool starts to get algae.

Lups · 10-08-2015, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

We'll see who has the real problem when that pool starts to get algae.

Okay, okay, hold on!

I'll send fake hair to wade, and when I get a pool we will be cool and we can enjoy the recipes cheated from his wife while you clean the wasteful water feature I would never be able to use anyway?

Sound like a plan!

V1.47fan · 10-08-2015, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Okay. Here is the deal: Screw the kids with cancer or who ever wanted to buy my hair for the cause, you yank those recipes out of the wife and I will send you my hair.

Mama lups talking about her blonde hair again. I'll buy you hair if it cures cancer.

Lups · 10-08-2015, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Mama lups talking about her blonde hair again. I'll buy you hair if it cures cancer.

Actually we are talking about jalapenos. You are more than welcome to hand over your recipes too, I'm running out of new ideas.

10-04-2015, 07:09 PM	#15560
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18650 Rep 9,438 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	My wife has enough jalapeño recipes to keep me in tears for the rest of my natural life, she just doesn't like me to brush her hair
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10-06-2015, 01:13 AM	#15561
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18650 Rep 9,438 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	It started out pretty innocent. I'd just take off my shoes and dip my sore foot in for 3 minutes. Then pretty soon I was wearing Speedo under my shorts and jumping all the way in. Now tonight I did a quick 20 on shoulders then swam for 25 and soaked in the cajuzzi for another 25 before floating home and hitting the hay
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10-06-2015, 12:41 PM	#15563
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18650 Rep 9,438 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	^ what, you don't like my wet, hairy feet??? No bunions or callouses at all!
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10-06-2015, 12:50 PM	#15565
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18650 Rep 9,438 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I waved, but you didn't have the decency to have your pilot give me even one tip of the wings. Cloud cover, I could clearly see you in the window at about 250'
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10-06-2015, 12:58 PM	#15567
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18650 Rep 9,438 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	You have a marshal on your private jet???? To protect you from paparazzi?
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10-06-2015, 05:11 PM	#15569
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18650 Rep 9,438 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I guess I missed the SW plane, once I saw (and waved to) that private jet, I thought my part was done.
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