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      06-08-2015, 04:57 PM   #1519
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Banned for thinking this is as simple as milk and cookies. Matter of fact, I could sure use a glass of 2% milk with Oreo's right about now.
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      06-08-2015, 05:01 PM   #1520
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Banned for thinking this is as simple as milk and cookies. Matter of fact, I could sure use a glass of 2% milk with Oreo's right about now.
banned because oreo cookies should only be eaten with whole milk or breast milk.
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      06-08-2015, 05:07 PM   #1521
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banned for making me think of BMilk when I'm the only guy in the office
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      06-08-2015, 05:10 PM   #1522
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banned for making me think of BMilk when I'm the only guy in the office
Banned for being the only guy in the office and not having 10 hunnies on your arms.
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      06-08-2015, 05:19 PM   #1523
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Banned for being the only guy in the office and not having 10 hunnies on your arms.
banned for assuming all guys have arms.
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      06-08-2015, 05:20 PM   #1524
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banned for assuming all guys have arms.
Banned for assuming that I assume, instead of just knowing. Because that's me. All knowing.
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      06-08-2015, 05:22 PM   #1525
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Apparently over the years I've had plenty of stables in the office, but when one feels left out she goes to HR and I get a stern talking to. Banned for not knowing this, or ignoring it in your all knowing-ness
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Banned for assuming that I assume, instead of just knowing. Because that's me. All knowing.
banned for not knowing that i'd rather have ratchets then hunnies lol.
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Apparently over the years I've had plenty of stables in the office, but when one feels left out she goes to HR and I get a stern talking to. Banned for not knowing this, or ignoring it in your all knowing-ness
banned for letting the horse out the stable at work.
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Apparently over the years I've had plenty of stables in the office, but when one feels left out she goes to HR and I get a stern talking to. Banned for not knowing this, or ignoring it in your all knowing-ness
Banned because I bang the HR girl so anytime a girl feels left out, her sexual harassment charge ends up missing.
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Banned because I bang the HR girl so anytime a girl feels left out, her sexual harassment charge ends up missing.
banned because the hr girl is getting you back by not telling you she has the herps.
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banned because the hr girl is getting you back by not telling you she has the herps.
Banned because I was the one who gave her the herps.
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self-banned, for only ooggling the HR girls down their blouse while I stand behind and watch them demonstrate the computer's failure
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      06-08-2015, 05:43 PM   #1532
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self-banned, for only ooggling the HR girls down their blouse while I stand behind and watch them demonstrate the computer's failure
Banned for making me wish all girls at my job would bend over for me, well some have
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      06-08-2015, 06:18 PM   #1533
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Banned for reminding me I was wearing a skirt twenty minutes late.
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      06-08-2015, 06:31 PM   #1534
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banned for leaving us wondering what you were late for wearing skirt... need to know
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      06-08-2015, 06:43 PM   #1535
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banned for leaving us wondering what you were late for wearing skirt... need to know
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Grimmy I just went to play in a stream with the kids. Nothing more, but while strapping the kids back to the car I had forgotten this minor problem with short skirs you reminded me of.

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      06-08-2015, 07:45 PM   #1537
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Grimmy I just went to play in a stream with the kids. Nothing more, but while strapping the kids back to the car I had forgotten this minor problem with short skirs you reminded me of.

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banned for shaving your ass.
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That just was nasty!
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      06-08-2015, 07:57 PM   #1539
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Banned for not saying Ms Jackson when using the word nasty.
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Banned for not saying Ms Jackson when using the word nasty.
Cultural barrier. I have no idea what you're on about.


Banned for not explaining.
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