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      09-04-2007, 10:03 PM   #133
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buddy. u know how i roll. wake, bake, piss 'n shake! and plus, ive just downloaded some fucking SICK techno mixes. u know i be blazn' it to that shit.
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      09-04-2007, 10:06 PM   #134
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      09-04-2007, 10:38 PM   #135
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so back to the topic, Spaying kie any donors?
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lol you guys
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      09-04-2007, 11:44 PM   #137
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(finishes sara's comment) are maddd fucked up for even considering cutting my cock off.
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my cock?!
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      09-05-2007, 12:05 AM   #139
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my cock?!
Yeah that enlongated clit.
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      09-05-2007, 01:08 AM   #141
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hijo de puta! i was about to say that same damn thing ahahah nice one!
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Baby where you get your body from?
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I got it from my MOMMA!
I cant stand that song lol
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make love, dont fight. condoms are cheaper than hospital bills.
Not if you like rough sex and ...well...errr.nevermind
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Not if you like rough sex and ...well...errr.nevermind
sara. how many times do i have to go over it with you? remember? i go sequential. start soft, end rough. cheers to that!
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oh right oh right...
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      09-05-2007, 04:59 PM   #147
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oh right oh right...
so is the avatar a pic of you?
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so is the avatar a pic of you?
No sir.
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youve seen my myspace you know what i look like lol
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youve seen my myspace you know what i look like lol
im sorry i wasnt paying enough attention to your cooch. lol
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im sorry i wasnt paying enough attention to your cooch. lol
Shame on you!
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Shame on you!
Please grab the whip.
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Please grab the whip.
which one?
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which one?
the pink one with the fuzzy tip, grab the fuzzy cuffs too.
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