04-20-2011, 03:18 PM | #134 | |
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This one happened to me: So i had been dating my friends little sister (First mistake) for a while. We kept it fairly secret because i didnt really want my friend to know i was banging his sister. She was really cute and had an amazing body. Anyway maybe two months into the relationship it hit me that this girl was straight up insane. If she would text me and i did not respond instantly... i was clearly fucking someone else. In reality most of the time i was just high and playing video games and forgot about my phone. Anyway so i would respond to her texts like 10-15 mins later, and catch tons of shit about cheating on her ect ect. This would just make me ignore her harder, whatever the fuck. 4 months in... she calls me, completely obliterated. Tells me that shes sick of me cheating on her and whatnot... i tell her its probably time to end this bullshit relationship. She gets super upset and tells me that she has cheated on me. with not 1, not 2, but 6 dudes and one girl. All of this apparently occured over the course of one weekend (Thurs-sunday). I was pretty stunned at this point. Damn! what a slut, her nudes that she had sent me (Quite a few actually, including a sharpie in the pooper shot) all went up to 4chan with her phone number and a story about her included. She called me crying, and telling me i was an asshole. Told her brother about it too. Thankfully he wasnt really too upset about it, he was more pissed at her for taking stupid slutty pictures then cheating on his best friend. He also later on got back at me by fucking this girl that i had been with for a while. Needless to say we've both agreed to stay the fuck away from family/girls that we have attachments too. inB4 CSB, Shitty story wakka, Wakka = worst poster |
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04-20-2011, 03:28 PM | #135 | |
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a little too late for waka=worseposter. that tag's gotta be in every single thread you post in lol. @ wakkayunoflokkamycocka |
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04-20-2011, 03:30 PM | #136 | |
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04-20-2011, 03:36 PM | #138 | |
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There was also a time i drove her up to her best friends college and when i picked her back up at the end of the weekend she had a terrible confession to make. She had made out with some dude and almost blown him apparently... but his dick was too small. She gave me some seriously solid road head on the way back to make up for it. I will give her props on her blow job skills. They will get that woman far in life. |
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04-20-2011, 03:38 PM | #139 |
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all over the place brah, they're on a different computer so send me a PM about it and ill get around to it.
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04-20-2011, 04:18 PM | #141 |
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I'm no where near the pro (like some here) but here is my one story.
Dated this chick I met a Knott's Berry Farm here in SoCal, nothing serious we would hang out at the park and occasionally I'd get my d#$k sucked on Kingdom of the Dinosaurs. She was a big time slut tho, running into random dudes she'd sucked off on a random basis all while at the theme park still. The long and short was I caught her at the park with some other dude and caught her giving him head on the same god damned ride. My friends tell me on the ride I should go throw my drink on them. I decide I'm just not gonna talk to the girl anymore, this was before the cell phone age (at least for teens) so I just happened to have this girls address and the knowledge that her birthday was coming up. So spend the next week keep all the dog shit in the backyard into a bucket and I fill a box with it. Taking care to seal it up really good before I wrap it in Dalmation print wrapping paper and ship it on over to her, with her friends return address. Unfortunately this is one of those pranks you'll never know if it worked out I just cross my fingers that she was sitting in her living room opening presents on her 16th birthday with all her family around. |
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04-20-2011, 04:25 PM | #142 |
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04-20-2011, 05:30 PM | #143 | |
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glad you're over that beezy though. Last edited by Kroy; 04-20-2011 at 05:37 PM.. |
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04-20-2011, 05:39 PM | #144 | |
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Then the bitch goes and bangs half of BU. I was in the clear. |
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