BMW i5 and 5-Series Forum

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      08-22-2016, 01:57 PM   #133
shoei
Banned
7778
Rep
2,601
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka
Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
To be fair, the orphanage (which I think is fantastic) just has that slightly cringeworthy name for this day and age is all... But it has good intentions !!! Just not a PC name, lol...
In their culture, a child who loses their parents is now the next of kin's responsibility. The kids they have and care for are the ones who's parents have passed while having no next of kin. They provide them with food, shelter, clothes, books, etc... all the needs of any other child. While at the same time doing their best to make them feel valued and loved rather than discarded and unwanted.

On top of that cultural issue, the DR makes it very difficult to adopt from out of country. I think you have to live in the DR for 6 months to a year to be eligible to adopt. They pretty much are raising any kids who show up from what ever age they are until they become an adult. They've grown a lot in the last few years. It started out with needing back packs and clothes. Now they have sponsor programs for the individual kids. Their first year (2013) they took in 2 kids, i think they have upwards of 30 now.

Orphanage may not be PC, but that's pretty much what it is. Curiously, what is the PC term for it?
Nnooooo, lol... Not saying orphanages not being a PC term!!!

Okay, no more internet for you today... It's been a little more than you can handle with NAMBLA, chipotle and Love...

Your hyperglycemia is kicking in... Jk...
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 01:57 PM   #134
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6709
Rep
1,298
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
I read this in a Jamaican accent.
Me too, except for Siroins, which I heard in a Japanese accent.
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 01:58 PM   #135
bimmette
YouTube.com/TvTara
bimmette's Avatar
Canada
6436
Rep
4,714
Posts

Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93)
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Vancouver

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl
Quote:
Originally Posted by smoosh View Post
Biorin Biorin oh Biorin
Everytime I hide in your bushes I hear Siroins,
Of cop cars, officers firorin,
Shots, cause I'm Miroin
Your booty, tooty pukicabuki,
Watching you and jackin it till I'm Tirorin
Smoosh oh smoosh
Why you such a douche.

The end.
:
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 02:08 PM   #136
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6062
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Nnooooo, lol... Not saying orphanages not being a PC term!!!

Okay, no more internet for you today... It's been a little more than you can handle with NAMBLA, chipotle and Love...

Your hyperglycemia is kicking in... Jk...
See what happens when i have to divide my attention between work and interweb....
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 02:09 PM   #137
bimmette
YouTube.com/TvTara
bimmette's Avatar
Canada
6436
Rep
4,714
Posts

Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93)
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Vancouver

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka
Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Nnooooo, lol... Not saying orphanages not being a PC term!!!

Okay, no more internet for you today... It's been a little more than you can handle with NAMBLA, chipotle and Love...

Your hyperglycemia is kicking in... Jk...
See what happens when i have to divide my attention between work and interweb....
Yeah, enough working for the day! Might as well go home.
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 02:16 PM   #138
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6062
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette View Post
Yeah, enough working for the day! Might as well go home.
Can't leave until 5pm, but before 10pm. The magic NAMBLA / Chipotle gathering hours.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 5
jtodd_fl6709.00
Biorin2784.50
bimmette6435.50
smoosh2209.50
      08-22-2016, 02:21 PM   #139
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6709
Rep
1,298
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
Can't leave until 5pm, but before 10pm. The magic NAMBLA / Chipotle gathering hours.
Haha... the phrasing is perfect. If there were a group of NAMBLA people at Chipotle at 10pm, there is a high probability they would be playing "Magic: The Gathering". So, this is perfect!
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 1
Mr Tonka6061.50
      08-22-2016, 02:29 PM   #140
shoei
Banned
7778
Rep
2,601
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka
Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Nnooooo, lol... Not saying orphanages not being a PC term!!!

Okay, no more internet for you today... It's been a little more than you can handle with NAMBLA, chipotle and Love...

Your hyperglycemia is kicking in... Jk...
See what happens when i have to divide my attention between work and interweb....
Or divide attention from abacus and modern technology you mean?
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 02:37 PM   #141
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6062
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Or divide attention from abacus and modern technology you mean?
Let's see.... If i were ASBSECU E93 OR shoei my response would likely be....

I need the abacus in order to calculate your age. or... I need the abacus to calculate how heavy your car is.

Amirite? or Amirite?
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 02:38 PM   #142
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11831
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
When smoosh called you the MILF hunter, I thought you liked older women... now I know you just like what they bring along with them...
This makes me the milf pusher?

I ducking love the title!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 02:41 PM   #143
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
18525
Rep
9,432
Posts

Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
This makes me the milf pusher?

I ducking love the title!
Your dyslexia is going to get you in even MORE trouble

MILF =/= Milk
Appreciate 2
Biorin2784.50
jtodd_fl6709.00
      08-22-2016, 02:47 PM   #144
shoei
Banned
7778
Rep
2,601
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka
Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Or divide attention from abacus and modern technology you mean?
Let's see.... If i were ASBSECU E93 OR shoei my response would likely be....

I need the abacus in order to calculate your age. or... I need the abacus to calculate how heavy your car is.

Amirite? or Amirite?
Kinda... Except I'm nowhere near ASBSECU E93 age, which puts me younger than you as well... Plus, my life expectancy is higher thanks to not have lack of blood flow with all the gawdamn spandex you wear...

Plus, you can't calculate "Miss Piggy's" weight on an abacus... Doesn't go high enough...

*insert asb babbling on about his inferior supercharger and blah blah blah...*
Appreciate 1
Mr Tonka6061.50
      08-22-2016, 02:47 PM   #145
shoei
Banned
7778
Rep
2,601
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
This makes me the milf pusher?

I ducking love the title!
Your dyslexia is going to get you in even MORE trouble

MILF =/= Milk
A strong case could be made for both actually...
Appreciate 1
Lups11831.00
      08-22-2016, 02:49 PM   #146
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
18525
Rep
9,432
Posts

Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
A strong case could be made for both actually...
I stand corrected by the yoot
Appreciate 2
Lups11831.00
Mr Tonka6061.50
      08-22-2016, 02:53 PM   #147
shoei
Banned
7778
Rep
2,601
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede
Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
A strong case could be made for both actually...
I stand corrected by the yoot
Tonka and asb below
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 1
      08-22-2016, 02:53 PM   #148
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11831
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
Your dyslexia is going to get you in even MORE trouble

MILF =/= Milk
No, I'm pretty sure I got that one right.

Sup wade? I thought of your wife today at the grocery store. I need new recipes and since we are braid and brushing buddies, wanna hook me up?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 02:54 PM   #149
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11831
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
A strong case could be made for both actually...
Oh fuck off.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 02:56 PM   #150
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
18525
Rep
9,432
Posts

Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
No, I'm pretty sure I got that one right.

Sup wade? I thought of your wife today at the grocery store. I need new recipes and since we are braid and brushing buddies, wanna hook me up?
The truth comes out. And here I thougth we were braiding/brushing buds because you liked wiping your Cheetosis in my hair. ALL ALONG, you were using me to get to my wife.

BI-ATCH!!!!!


So, what do you want her to make me for dinner?
Appreciate 1
Lups11831.00
      08-22-2016, 02:59 PM   #151
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6062
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Kinda... Except I'm nowhere near ASBSECU E93 age, which puts me younger than you as well... Plus, my life expectancy is higher thanks to not have lack of blood flow with all the gawdamn spandex you wear...

Plus, you can't calculate "Miss Piggy's" weight on an abacus... Doesn't go high enough...

*insert asb babbling on about his inferior supercharger and blah blah blah...*
Uhh.... it's called lycra.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 03:09 PM   #152
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11831
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
The truth comes out. And here I thougth we were braiding/brushing buds because you liked wiping your Cheetosis in my hair. ALL ALONG, you were using me to get to my wife.

BI-ATCH!!!!!


So, what do you want her to make me for dinner?
I'm thinking Mexican, tons of peppers. And if you truly love your hair, please send me a good guacamole recipe. I just still don't get it right!!

And btw, jalapeņos have a very large range of spiciness. Any tips on how to pick the peppers? I'm aware I can buy hotter ones than a jalapeņo is normally, but I enjoy their after taste the most.

And also please tell your wife if she wants options and she is as good of a chef as you claim her to be, I can be single in 2 months.

Thanks.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 03:17 PM   #153
shoei
Banned
7778
Rep
2,601
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka
Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Kinda... Except I'm nowhere near ASBSECU E93 age, which puts me younger than you as well... Plus, my life expectancy is higher thanks to not have lack of blood flow with all the gawdamn spandex you wear...

Plus, you can't calculate "Miss Piggy's" weight on an abacus... Doesn't go high enough...

*insert asb babbling on about his inferior supercharger and blah blah blah...*
Uhh.... it's called lycra.
...
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2016, 03:18 PM   #154
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5652
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka
Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Or divide attention from abacus and modern technology you mean?
Let's see.... If i were ASBSECU E93 OR shoei my response would likely be....

I need the abacus in order to calculate your age. or... I need the abacus to calculate how heavy your car is.

Amirite? or Amirite?
Slide rule....

Do not get it twisted
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 1
shoei7778.00
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
i'm having so much fun, lups killed peter, nambla meeting at chipotle tonight, potato lups, shoei the milf hunter


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:10 PM.




g60
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST