Whack off Wednesday

1MOREMOD · 12-20-2017, 09:11 AM

It's that time

upstatedoc · 12-20-2017, 11:04 AM

UncleWede · 12-20-2017, 11:32 AM

Again, already??? I haven't had a nap yet.

P1 · 12-20-2017, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

no shit Billious was banned again?!?!

Billup gone again? What will his next user name be!

Scharbag · 12-20-2017, 10:44 PM

After years of practice, I still feel I can improve. A never ending quest to attain perfection.

1MOREMOD · 12-20-2017, 10:51 PM

If it hits you in the face you fail

Haywood · 12-20-2017, 10:58 PM

I think this guy must use 2 hands (or 4).

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/518095...t-a-reduction/

Scharbag · 12-20-2017, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Haywood

I think this guy must use 2 hands (or 4).

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/518095...t-a-reduction/

Great Scott!! Some things can not be unseen or unread.

Haywood · 12-20-2017, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Scharbag

Great Scott!! Some things can not be unseen or unread.

Sorry my Canuck friend. I feel the same way about the Hope Solo vagina pics. Horrific.

upstatedoc · 12-21-2017, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Scharbag

Great Scott!! Some things can not be unseen or unread.

thx for the heads-up

UglyBuzzard · 12-21-2017, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Haywood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scharbag

Great Scott!! Some things can not be unseen or unread.

Sorry my Canuck friend. I feel the same way about the Hope Solo vagina pics. Horrific.

Nothing horseradish and ah jus can't fix

Haywood · 12-21-2017, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Nothing horseradish and ah jus can't fix

LOL! You obviously know the ones I'm talking about. And she's going to run for US Soccer Federation president. Now, that's a joke.

///M Power-Belgium · 12-21-2017, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Haywood

I think this guy must use 2 hands (or 4).

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/518095...t-a-reduction/

His situation looks NOT healthy !
When the gringo gets a serious erection , it's really bad for him by lack of blood in his brain !

Bups · 12-21-2017, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

no shit Billious was banned again?!?!

Guy was a piece of shit anyways. Serves him right!

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Originally Posted by P1et

Billup gone again? What will his next user name be!

Probably something very inconspicuous.

1MOREMOD · 01-30-2019, 08:45 AM

Its here

upstatedoc · 01-30-2019, 11:55 AM

not participating, see date thread

1MOREMOD · 01-30-2019, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

not participating, see date thread

There is no rule against whacking off on your date. If they fall asleep its fair game.

UncleWede · 01-30-2019, 01:18 PM

Pre-gaming FTMFW. Gets me into the 10s of seconds every time.

King Rudi · 01-30-2019, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

not participating, see date thread

A.) No one likes a braggart
B.) If you aren't jacking it in front of her, she will leave you for a man that will

Pro-tip: Break in to her home. Find her panty drawer. Strip down completely naked. Cover yourself in a sea of her undergarments in plain view of the main point of access to her home, preferably the sofa in the great room. Time your whoopery to where she comes home and finds you pleasuring yourself to her undergarments. She will find this to be an extreme turn on and she will want to forever be your sex slave. In the event that she acts upset, ignore her. She will most likely scream at you and tell you to get out. Again, ignore her and keep going; this will only arouse her more.

Thank me later......and keep us posted on the outcome please.

1MOREMOD · 01-30-2019, 04:02 PM

Solid advise

Captain Blood · 01-30-2019, 04:29 PM

Should we combine this thread with the viagra thread and the chicken sex thread?

lsturbointeg · 01-30-2019, 04:31 PM

WTF thread is this?

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