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      08-10-2016, 02:55 PM   #133
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yeah, them single grocery store women are vicious. They see your X5 and your muscles and just melt right? Best put your ring on everytime is my suggestion.
Just never comfortable wearing it. Comes off to sleep, to work out, to shoot, work in yard, car stuff and so on so just take off most of the time.
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      08-10-2016, 02:59 PM   #134
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If he wants me to buy him a ring, it comes from a beer can. If I want him to buy me a ring, he's the wrong guy.
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      08-10-2016, 03:10 PM   #135
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      08-10-2016, 03:15 PM   #136
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+1, wife wears hers all the time unless hiking or something. I only wear mine when at work. Take off as soon as home.
She only takes hers off to go to the gym. I have never taken mine off... and it shows. 2 years of crossfit and it's pretty banged up. I probably have $500 in platinum stuck in the grips of those barbells.
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      08-10-2016, 03:17 PM   #137
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Wife takes hers off for gym also when doing weights. We just tacked the engagement to the wedding band for her so one unit
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      08-10-2016, 03:19 PM   #139
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Wait, if you pay $10-20K for the engagement, how much are you spending on the wedding ring???? Freakin BALLERS in here.
Engagement ring was high teens. Her band was about $2k (diamond eternity band). I actually think my band was more expensive (something like $2,800). It's a comfort fit platinum band that weighs a ton.
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so basically all y'all wife's takes their off when they put on yoga pants?! That's going to be a problem.
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Nope - she wears her rings all the time.
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so basically all y'all wife's takes their off when they put on yoga pants?! That's going to be a problem.
Well according to BMW F22, nobody wears their engagement rings anyway...
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Well according to BMW F22, nobody wears their engagement rings anyway...
Not sure if it's dependent on cultures but yes, most women I know don't wear their engagement rings. Truth.
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      08-10-2016, 03:39 PM   #144
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What culture has a bunch of yoga pants wearing man eaters? Usually the men that are scanless
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Lups!!!!!!

Sup??
The school starts tomorrow. We have no clean clothes, we have no socks, and a dog is having diarrhea. So basically my life is the same shit, different day

Sup with ya? Hoes waffles?

I honestly would be offended if a guy would expect me to wear a wedding or an engagement ring. I would be even more offended with the price no matter what it was. Either hes spending money he could invest to our future or he's buying me crap.

The whole thing is a huge minefield.
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all this talk about yoga pants and wives and not a single picture...
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What culture has a bunch of yoga pants wearing man eaters? Usually the men that are scanless
Man eating is fun. Lots of fats.
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Hey Lups - Sadly, Waffles and the goats had to be moved to my parents farm

Some stupid new county rule about livestock and shit....

Good news though, my parents place is much bigger and better suited for large equine type critters.

AND - Waffles has a boyfriend Arabian (mix) fella that follows her around all day...much like the leg humpers here in OT
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Hey Lups - Sadly, Waffles and the goats had to be moved to my parents farm

Some stupid new county rule about livestock and shit....

Good news though, my parents place is much bigger and better suited for large equine type critters.

AND - Waffles has a boyfriend Arabian (mix) fella that follows her around all day...much like the leg humpers here in OT
Awwww That donkey is epic, post them to the ssott at least.

Good to see ya around. I'm pretty much a hermit nowadays.

Hey I found this one company a few days back who has interesting ideas towards diluting the prius waste. I'm still waiting for my chemist friend to read through the data but I'll email ya if their research shows promise.
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      08-10-2016, 05:24 PM   #152
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If he wants me to buy him a ring, it comes from a beer can. If I want him to buy me a ring, he's the wrong guy.
If any of you wanna know what "wife material" is, Lups is it and you missed the fucking train.

Lups, I don't even know you and I'm in love with you.
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The clarity/color ive now decided is all subjective. Took some loose diamonds i bought to put into some earrings to several jewelers over the last couple days to make sure i didnt get ripped off, and each one of them had a different opinion on the color and clarity. Only thing they agreed on was the size and cut of it.


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Except for buying that 1er
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If any of you wanna know what "wife material" is, Lups is it and you missed the fucking train.

Lups, I don't even know you and I'm in love with you.
Lol

I'm not big on marriage or wows. If you're faithful and you're with the person you're supposed to be with, material things like a ring should not matter.

A few years back I made 400k euros with stocks, and after taxes and donations I brought home all of 150 euros. In a year.

I'd say him being married to me is a miracle. There is no upgrade from a man who seriously lets me be a housewife and just for me to be with the kids.
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