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      04-24-2015, 05:58 AM   #133
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Some girls dig the beards. I'm in NYC and beards are insane here, even in summer. I could care less, but it better not smell like anything other then clean facial hair. Gross
Yeah , beards can tickle the right spot of the girl !
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Yeah , beards can tickle the right spot of the girl !
Yeah and carry too much bacteria.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...rts-claim.html

Personally, I prefer clean shaven. You want my legs shaved? Keep your face shaved.
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Yeah , beards can tickle the right spot of the girl !
Yeah and carry too much bacteria.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...rts-claim.html

Personally, I prefer clean shaven. You want my legs shaved? Keep your face shaved.
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      04-24-2015, 09:36 AM   #136
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Personally, I prefer clean shaven. You want my legs shaved? Keep your face shaved.
Me too. Be fair, keep your downstairs bare.


I had an encounter with a bush before, it's not pleasant. Not only is it a visionary determent, it's also can't be very comfortable. Even if a chick has a stubble patch, at a certain point it's like running your tongue on sandpaper.
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Me too. Be fair, keep your downstairs bare.


I had an encounter with a bush before, it's not pleasant. Not only is it a visionary determent, it's also can't be very comfortable. Even if a chick has a stubble patch, at a certain point it's like running your tongue on sandpaper.
Absolutely agree. Keep it bare like barbie at all times.
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Me too. Be fair, keep your downstairs bare.


I had an encounter with a bush before, it's not pleasant. Not only is it a visionary determent, it's also can't be very comfortable. Even if a chick has a stubble patch, at a certain point it's like running your tongue on sandpaper.
Absolutely agree. Keep it bare like barbie at all times.
You can pm me pics too.
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Yeah , beards can tickle the right spot of the girl !
Yeah and carry too much bacteria.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...rts-claim.html

Personally, I prefer clean shaven. You want my legs shaved? Keep your face shaved.
Lol I don't think most men care about the legs as much as other areas... That's w whole different thread lol
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Lol I don't think most men care about the legs as much as other areas... That's w whole different thread lol
Well, we are in OT, so basically any thread can turn into whatever it wants and it's technically still following the basic principles of being "off-topic".

With that said, stubby legs are fine. Sasquatch legs, no beuno.

Landing strips are a nice change too, because it's like..., hey...., follow me..., I'll lead you to your destination..., put your trust in me.
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Well, we are in OT, so basically any thread can turn into whatever it wants and it's technically still following the basic principles of being "off-topic".

With that said, stubby legs are fine. Sasquatch legs, no beuno.

Landing strips are a nice change too, because it's like..., hey...., follow me..., I'll lead you to your destination..., put your trust in me.
I cannot stand stubble. If I rub my legs together and feel stubble if I miss a day for God knows whatever reason, it drives me wonky.
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I cannot stand stubble. If I rub my legs together and feel stubble if I miss a day for God knows whatever reason, it drives me wonky.
No joke, there was this Arabic girl that attended my old HS, thick stubbly leg hair, sideburns that would put Bradley Wiggins to shame, and I thought to myself..., Wow. What a woman. I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.

Stubble on my neck is irritating enough after half a day, so I can't imagine it's much better for a womans legs. Hell even stubble around my dick is annoying rubbing against my pantaloons.
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No joke, there was this Arabic girl that attended my old HS, thick stubbly leg hair, sideburns that would put Bradley Wiggins to shame, and I thought to myself..., Wow. What a woman. I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.

Stubble on my neck is irritating enough after half a day, so I can't imagine it's much better for a womans legs. Hell even stubble around my dick is annoying rubbing against my pantaloons.
I know what you mean. Women with dark hair have it the worst. I have arm hair but its so thin that I dont shave my arms and all my body hair is blonde so you cant even see it, but some women (like Indian descent) have so much dark body hair. I feel bad.
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I know what you mean. Women with dark hair have it the worst. I have arm hair but its so thin that I dont shave my arms and all my body hair is blonde so you cant even see it, but some women (like Indian descent) have so much dark body hair. I feel bad.
It's the fact that it's dark AND thick. I had an Arabic gf senior year, and she was stunning and all, but if she didn't shave religiously..., her bush would have had Bob Ross spinning on his head. Her arms had that dark hair, but thank God it wasn't too bad.
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I know what you mean. Women with dark hair have it the worst. I have arm hair but its so thin that I dont shave my arms and all my body hair is blonde so you cant even see it, but some women (like Indian descent) have so much dark body hair. I feel bad.
You'd be surprised. Many women with more northern influences from India or Nepal have almost no hair...a lot less than white women, especially on the arms.
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You'd be surprised. Many women with more northern influences from India or Nepal have almost no hair...a lot less than white women, especially on the arms.
Im just remembering the ones I've seen at Subway. But Im sure there are some with a lot less too.
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It's the fact that it's dark AND thick. I had an Arabic gf senior year, and she was stunning and all, but if she didn't shave religiously..., her bush would have had Bob Ross spinning on his head. Her arms had that dark hair, but thank God it wasn't too bad.
Middle Eastern Women are so pretty..Gorgeous actually. I have yet to see one in person that wasnt stunning.
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Or you could just not grow a lot of body hair.
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Paid? For what?
Her boobs, he mentioned it several times about how good a job etc. etc.. To me the only time I guy brags about his wife's NON-EOM equipment if when they are trying to rationalize it to themselves.
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but I grew it out for playoffs last year and got lazy. .
I was going to ask Playoff beard? Only time do that but I look like a bald santa now, so sad
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Middle Eastern Women are so pretty..Gorgeous actually. I have yet to see one in person that wasnt stunning.
She was, but holy shit, I will never EVER deal with a Middle East family ever again in my life. Girl got whatever she wanted and really treated her well, but brothers/fathers opinion on her dating a white dude were clearly verbalized.

She even put one of our "videos" online after we split (still don't know why), brothers found out from outside source, and of course had a family threaten me. Took about a month before they finally came to terms that I didn't do it.


I try to stick with white women, their families are easier to manage. Although I do get jungle fever from time to time. Hmpf.


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I was going to ask Playoff beard? Only time do that but I look like a bald santa now, so sad
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