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      06-08-2015, 11:29 AM   #1497
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Banned for who died and made you 'approval of whether or not a ban should be good enough' king, er queen?

Banned for having a power trip.
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Shut up and bend. Banned.
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      06-08-2015, 11:36 AM   #1498
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Yeah, what wade said!

Shut up and bend. Banned.
Banned for kissing up to 'said' member. I don't bend, you must kneel before Zod.
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      06-08-2015, 11:40 AM   #1499
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Can't. Too lazy.

Banned for making me thinking about exercise which kneeling is.
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      06-08-2015, 11:42 AM   #1500
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Can't. Too lazy.

Banned for making me thinking about exercise which kneeling is.
Banned for being lazy. A quote from one of my all time greatest movies, Boiler Room, "Get off your ass! Move around! Motion creates emotion".
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      06-08-2015, 12:38 PM   #1501
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Banned for bringing emotions into this like a woman would.
banned for bringing up women in a mans world.
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      06-08-2015, 01:17 PM   #1503
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banned for bringing up women in a mans world.
Banned for giving the younger ones here hope they can ever be seen as the rulers when we all know men are like the annoying bubble gum stuck in our shoes sole.

Come on, submit already and maybe she will keep you around.
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      06-08-2015, 01:20 PM   #1504
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our shoes.
Banned for having a plethora of shoes.
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Banned for having a plethora of shoes.
banned for using plethora and shoes in the same sentence.
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banned for using plethora and shoes in the same sentence.
Banned for stealing my line.
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      06-08-2015, 01:53 PM   #1507
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Banned for stealing my line.
Ban for being too likeable and having too many one liner comebacks.

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Ban for being too likeable and having too many one liner comebacks.

Banned for forgetting your duties in our super secret ot! I've missed you and now that hockey season is about to be over, it will be less and less about us whining!

Go write us an update and for the record I hate the new avatar. Too damn good looking and subtle, which seems to be the most envied thing in my view!
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Banned for not taking your sister-in-law for a nice sight seeing with the boat.

http://www.theelectricboatco.com/rentals2.html
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I smeared her with bacon, the next best thing while surrounded by bears. Sup prenna?

Banned for ideas.
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I smeared her with bacon, the next best thing while surrounded by bears. Sup prenna?

Banned for ideas.
Banned for having a better idea than me.
On top of bear loving the smell, bacon feeding is a great idea. People who are full talk less too.
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Banned for the words of pure wisdom.
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Banned for making me click on your summer blog and after reading the first sentenced I x'd it out.
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Banned for being easy.
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banned for being so difficult
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banned for being so difficult
Banned for making this complicated.
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Banned for making this complicated.
banned for thinking this is complicated.
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banned for thinking this is complicated.
Banned for quoting someone who thinks this is complicated
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