Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

Lups · 12-05-2015, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Is your email box full?

No, email work

Lups · 12-06-2015, 01:47 PM

Ive bought my presents for years via organizations like this. Nobody I know needs more stuff and the email they get is enough for them to know they were remembered.

It has been a great time objectifying the guys here. We ladies would never exchange notes on things seen, so you can all feel comfortable here and we wouldn't comment in a crude manner about the things we've seen.

Right ladies?

1MOREMOD · 12-06-2015, 01:48 PM

Pfft right no one buys that

bimmette · 12-06-2015, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Ive bought my presents for years via organizations like this. Nobody I know needs more stuff and the email they get is enough for them to know they were remembered.

It has been a great time objectifying the guys here. We ladies would never exchange notes on things seen, so you can all feel comfortable here and we wouldn't comment in a crude manner about the things we've seen.

Right ladies?

Right! Us girls are not friends at all. After all this is a man's forum and any girls who join hate each other and are catty bitches.

VB5ER · 12-06-2015, 01:52 PM

^^^

Lups · 12-06-2015, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Right! Us girls are not friends at all. After all this is a man's forum and any girls who join hate each other and are catty bitches.

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Pfft right no one buys that

Moddie you can trust us.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-06-2015, 02:20 PM

'....who runs the world - GIRLS!!'

or, that's what Beyonce says...

Lups · 12-06-2015, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

'....who runs the world - GIRLS!!'

or, that's what Beyonce says...

A philosopher I haven't heard of.

Lups · 12-06-2015, 10:08 PM

Reporting for duty again.

I have today gotten a great respect for thumbs too, I salute you guys for your innovative ways to reward is ladies for our goat giving ways.

Mr Tonka · 12-06-2015, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Reporting for duty again.

I have today gotten a great respect for thumbs too, I salute you guys for your innovative ways to reward is ladies for our goat giving ways.

I guess I'm fairly fond of my thumbs as well. lol

Lups · 12-06-2015, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I guess I'm fairly fond of my thumbs as well. lol

Your thumbs are my favorite part of you now, if we don't consider your giving nature and funny outlook in life, or your profession as renovation enabler or you being an awesome guy and your epic taste in Halloween costumes.

Mr Tonka · 12-07-2015, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Your thumbs are my favorite part of you now, if we don't consider your giving nature and funny outlook in life, or your profession as renovation enabler or you being an awesome guy and your epic taste in Halloween costumes.

Wow, i'm just fond of my thumbs because they make tying my shoes and buttoning my shirts easier. lol

1MOREMOD · 12-07-2015, 12:24 AM

Real tugfest going on here.

Lups · 12-07-2015, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Wow, i'm just fond of my thumbs because they make tying my shoes and buttoning my shirts easier. lol

And climbing trees.

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Real tugfest going on here.

Yes. You're so mean just because you know I know you're a good guy.

Mr Tonka · 12-07-2015, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Real tugfest going on here.

Just me and my boy Lups hanging out doing a little sword fighting.

You got winner?

shoei · 12-07-2015, 12:37 AM

If your swords touch... then it's something else entirely...

1MOREMOD · 12-07-2015, 12:38 AM

Think you win since she has nothing to tug on her.

Axius · 12-07-2015, 06:46 AM

Lups has the biggest penis on BP actually.

I'm sending out my gift today. God speed, dear recipient.

Mr Tonka · 12-07-2015, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Lups has the biggest penis on BP actually.

I'm sending out my gift today. God speed, dear recipient.

Are we talking about IRL or E-Penor?

Cause my E-Penor would be in contention for top spot.

Axius · 12-07-2015, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Are we talking about IRL or E-Penor?

Cause my E-Penor would be in contention for top spot.

Both.

Well, good on you, mine would also be in contention for the top spot. Top spot of who has the smallest.

Mr Tonka · 12-07-2015, 10:14 AM

Not with that OT harem you've got going. We all aspire to your E-Penor.

It's really 2nd place that's still up for grabs.

Biorin · 12-07-2015, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Lups has the biggest penis on BP actually.

I'm sending out my gift today. God speed, dear recipient.

Bigger than how big you said mine would be?

12-06-2015, 01:48 PM	#1477
1MOREMOD - 11829 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Pfft right no one buys that
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VB5ER Second Lieutenant 180 Rep 257 Posts Drives: Space Grey 2011 535i Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: United States iTrader: (0)	^^^ Attached Images
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12-07-2015, 12:24 AM	#1487
1MOREMOD - 11829 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Real tugfest going on here.
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12-07-2015, 12:37 AM	#1490
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12-07-2015, 12:38 AM	#1491
1MOREMOD - 11829 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Think you win since she has nothing to tug on her.
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12-07-2015, 06:46 AM	#1492
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Lups has the biggest penis on BP actually. I'm sending out my gift today. God speed, dear recipient.
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12-07-2015, 10:14 AM	#1495
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6064 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Not with that OT harem you've got going. We all aspire to your E-Penor. It's really 2nd place that's still up for grabs. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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