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      09-16-2015, 02:05 PM   #14763
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See....many people think that $$ makes you happy....

IMHO - $$ provides people the ability to live a less stressful life, but happiness is individual and unique to the person.
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      09-16-2015, 02:15 PM   #14764
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Dude you think I'm offended because you suggested Tara is a lesbian and I'm her new gf? I wouldn't care if she was gay, male or female, or a giant, I don't pick my friends like that. I consider myself lucky to make a good friend like her.
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      09-16-2015, 02:19 PM   #14765
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See....many people think that $$ makes you happy....

IMHO - $$ provides people the ability to live a less stressful life, but happiness is individual and unique to the person.
Clearly...but it was a fire for effect kinda statement

We can go into a huge discussion about character, what makes a person well adjusted, and what it takes to be a productive member of society, but this is OT and we need to stay focused on FICO scores and leg humping the new chick
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      09-16-2015, 02:22 PM   #14766
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Clearly...but it was a fire for effect kinda statement

We can go into a huge discussion about character, what makes a person well adjusted, and what it takes to be a productive member of society, but this is OT and we need to stay focused on FICO scores and leg humping the new chick
Yeah c'mon, me me me, didn't you get the memo? Jokes... I prefer to be the mysterious masked stranger. Although, el-oh-el to whoever added those tags to this thread.
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Yeah c'mon, me me me, didn't you get the memo? Jokes... I prefer to be the mysterious masked stranger. Although, el-oh-el to whoever added those tags to this thread.
Oh jeez... Wasn't me.
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      09-16-2015, 02:26 PM   #14768
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Clearly...but it was a fire for effect kinda statement

We can go into a huge discussion about character, what makes a person well adjusted, and what it takes to be a productive member of society, but this is OT and we need to stay focused on FICO scores and leg humping the new chick
Just had a soap box moment of weakness....slap me if it happens again
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Oh jeez... Wasn't me.
I can't see them on iPhone!!!

Does it saw Abs is catty??? What about Abs is a hypocrite????

If it does - then my reply,

"The hate tastes delicious"
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      09-16-2015, 02:31 PM   #14770
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I can't see them on iPhone!!!

Does it saw Abs is catty??? What about Abs is a hypocrite????

If it does - then my reply,

"The hate tastes delicious"
Hmm, I only see "Abs has a tiny penis"??

allaboutbiorin, sugarskullsrulesall, theadventuresofsaraandbiorin=boners
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Hmm, I only see "Abs has a tiny penis"??

allaboutbiorin, sugarskullsrulesall, theadventuresofsaraandbiorin=boners
A need a standing 8 count....new girl throwing haymakers.....

Have you been taking lessons from another forum member???
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A need a standing 8 count....new girl throwing haymakers.....

Have you been taking lessons from another forum member???
You caught me. Fearful that my bland personality wouldn't amount to anything here, I recruited the good people of Bimmerpost to ensure that I could come up with sassy remarks once in a while. And maybe too much time around Lups.
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Just had a soap box moment of weakness....slap me if it happens again
I'm more concerned about you trading your ass for a white horse, but yeah...my pleasure
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I can't see them on iPhone!!!

Does it saw Abs is catty??? What about Abs is a hypocrite????
WTF...all the old good ones were cleared out
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I'm more concerned about you trading your ass for a white horse, but yeah...my pleasure
HEY - no jokes about said ass!!!
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HEY - no jokes about said ass!!!
The horse has left the barn
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You caught me. Fearful that my bland personality wouldn't amount to anything here, I recruited the good people of Bimmerpost to ensure that I could come up with sassy remarks once in a while. And maybe too much time around Lups.
A cop called me the antichrist and you and Tara make me sound like the ruiner of internet.

I'm not complaining, just stating the good work I've been doing.
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WTF...all the old good ones were cleared out
Who do I have to piss off to get my tags back!!!!
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Who do I have to piss off to get my tags back!!!!
How about a pity tag?
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      09-16-2015, 02:47 PM   #14780
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How about a pity tag?
I have been reduced to accepting the charity of strangers....😢
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I have been reduced to accepting the charity of strangers....😢
That's because your pimp hand is weak. Personal responsibility and all....
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That's because your pimp hand is weak. Personal responsibility and all....
My pimp hand is STRONG!!! You take that back😡
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My pimp hand is STRONG!!! You take that back😡
Now I'm getting pissed!
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Mais je vois que ton anglais est mieux que mon francais, ou mieux que les plupart des gens parlent une autre langue

I only speak three languages and I suck at all of them, merde happens, go for the interview anyway. I knew a girl from Belgium who used to tell us that you could bike across the country in a couple hours... tiny.
Again....Smart girl because ...

Je vois que ton Francais est tres bien ..absolument pas mal Biorin !

Ich sehe, dass Ihr Französisch ist auch nicht schlecht Biorin !

I can see that your French is not bad at all Biorin !

And in my first language the Flemish => Ik kan zien dat je Frans zeker niet slecht is Biorin !

And only for you Biorin => Ik ben ervan overtuigt Biorin dat je een zeer slim meisje bent en dat je bovendien ook nog zeer mooi bent .
Ik ben zeer blij dat ik met je kon praten en dat je mijn probleem onmiddelijk opmerkte , en ik zou mij verheugd voelen om persoonlijk met je te kunnen praten .

And to bike across Belgium in a couple of hours ?
Don't think so...Because cross through Belgium is about 322 km or 200 Miles and that would be a new worldrecord for the bike .
Thank you for the kind words Biorin .
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