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      12-05-2015, 12:46 PM   #1453
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So how overboard has this gotten exactly?
What are you referring to? This is OT, there is no such thing as going overboard.
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      12-05-2015, 12:52 PM   #1454
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I feel you dawg!!!

Even after an amazing one night text marathon - and she'll drop you like a rock
Wth... We text all the time you dork! Stop making me sound like a horrible donkey dropping asshole!
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So yes, confirmed, she talks much different with them the she does them...
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      12-05-2015, 01:00 PM   #1455
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I feel you dawg!!!

Even after an amazing one night text marathon - and she'll drop you like a rock
Wth... We text all the time you dork! Stop making me sound like a horrible donkey dropping asshole!
Sam boat as asb... Except, this one time, I got flurry of interesting messages from lups to someone else...

So yes, confirmed, she talks much different with them the she does them...
Are these the texts between me and her where I said you were a cocky little prick and she said your ego could be used as a dildo?
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      12-05-2015, 01:03 PM   #1456
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Are these the texts between me and her where I said you were a cocky little prick and she said your ego could be used as a dildo?
Our images would be ruined for all eternity if someone saw our conversations.
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      12-05-2015, 01:04 PM   #1457
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Are these the texts between me and her where I said you were a cocky little prick and she said your ego could be used as a dildo?
Our images would be ruined for all eternity if someone saw our conversations.
Or they might have...uh... Clearer images of us. Ahem.
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      12-05-2015, 01:13 PM   #1458
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Or they might have...uh... Clearer images of us. Ahem.
Yeah, they'd find out how prim and proper we are.
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      12-05-2015, 02:04 PM   #1459
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I feel you dawg!!!

Even after an amazing one night text marathon - and she'll drop you like a rock
Wth... We text all the time you dork! Stop making me sound like a horrible donkey dropping asshole!
Sam boat as asb... Except, this one time, I got flurry of interesting messages from lups to someone else...

So yes, confirmed, she talks much different with them the she does them...
Are these the texts between me and her where I said you were a cocky little prick and she said your ego could be used as a dildo?
No... They were ... Wait, my phones ringing... Oh it's lups... She's now threatening my life - something about driving to California and ending my life is I say anything further... I have to go Biorin... I am sorry... You will be missed...
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      12-05-2015, 02:07 PM   #1460
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I feel you dawg!!!

Even after an amazing one night text marathon - and she'll drop you like a rock
Wth... We text all the time you dork! Stop making me sound like a horrible donkey dropping asshole!
Sam boat as asb... Except, this one time, I got flurry of interesting messages from lups to someone else...

So yes, confirmed, she talks much different with them the she does them...
Are these the texts between me and her where I said you were a cocky little prick and she said your ego could be used as a dildo?
No... They were ... Wait, my phones ringing... Oh it's lups... She's now threatening my life - something about driving to California and ending my life is I say anything further... I have to go Biorin... I am sorry... You will be missed...
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      12-05-2015, 02:13 PM   #1461
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No... They were ... Wait, my phones ringing... Oh it's lups... She's now threatening my life - something about driving to California and ending my life is I say anything further... I have to go Biorin... I am sorry... You will be missed...


Okay, that screen shot didn't do wonders for my image either but no killing is happening!
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      12-05-2015, 02:14 PM   #1462
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No... They were ... Wait, my phones ringing... Oh it's lups... She's now threatening my life - something about driving to California and ending my life is I say anything further... I have to go Biorin... I am sorry... You will be missed...


Okay, that screen shot didn't do wonders for my image either but no killing is happening!
Oh we are posting screenshots??
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      12-05-2015, 02:16 PM   #1463
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      12-05-2015, 02:18 PM   #1464
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No... They were ... Wait, my phones ringing... Oh it's lups... She's now threatening my life - something about driving to California and ending my life is I say anything further... I have to go Biorin... I am sorry... You will be missed...


Okay, that screen shot didn't do wonders for my image either but no killing is happening!
Oh we are posting screenshots??
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      12-05-2015, 02:19 PM   #1465
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Oh we are posting screenshots??
Hey cops get paid over time in the weekends. I as merely saving the money to the ca tax payers.

And um no, lets not. I just had to make sure people know I just slap people with rotten fish, I don't kill them.
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      12-05-2015, 02:20 PM   #1466
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There's an angel tree at work where you pick a little kid and get whatever they have on the thing.

WELL, I didn't really think this through at the time, but I picked a little girl who wants a Baby Alive doll. Why is that an issue, Ax? Pfffft..., I took a gamble that's why.


There were three races to choose from. White, Hispanic-ish, and black. Well, a lot of people in Roxboro are black, but there's also a lot of whites, and a lot of hispanics...., well I ruled out hispanic pretty quick, but I went with the white baby.


Do you think a little black girl would be mad to get a white baby and vice versa?
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FYI, mine is packaged and going to be shipped out monday.
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FYI, mine is packaged and going to be shipped out monday.
Mine today.
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The FedEx lady saw the shipment I made. She peed her pants while laughing and the new customer service dude is wearing gloves.

I do hope I didn't take this too far.
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Didnt you put it in a box?
Didn't have one. Sending you pics.
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