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      06-22-2016, 11:57 AM   #1409
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You've never truly fucked until you've eaten chocolate covered bacon pieces off an asshole.
Maybe it was not chocolate my friend !
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That happens way too often.
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I'm pretty open minded to embrace two religions/cultures but apparently they arent.
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Yeah , they really like toys .
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That happens way too often.
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I know man.

I'm pretty open minded to embrace two religions/cultures but apparently they arent.
Another thing I always think about is falling for someone/marrying outside of religion/culture, if both parties allow it. It's weird. I was raised a Christian/Baptist, but as I got older, the concept of dating outside of that scope was actually desired. I wanted a change, and encountered much hypocrisy within my own religion.
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Yesssssss. *Jeremy Clarkson voice*
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      06-22-2016, 12:01 PM   #1416
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I know man.

I'm pretty open minded to embrace two religions/cultures but apparently they arent.
Muslim's are pretty bad about embracing other religions. Like, they bat shit crazy bad.

It's a shame. Pakistani girls are my weakness. Too bad they always curse me out.
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You've never truly fucked until you've eaten chocolate covered bacon pieces off an asshole.
Like resting over the point of entry/exit? Or slightly inserted to keep it affixed? Also, if the chocolate was melting, what was the heat source?
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I dunno why I thought you were referring to black, like, race. LOLOLOL.

And yeah, decided that I want all my cars to be black. 911, Range, etc. There's just something about it. It just works. It's a failsafe.

For your sake, I will straight pipe it since I have gone the demonic route.
HAHAHA

That's funny because I want all of my cars to be white. 911, Range, S class, M2/3/4/5/6, 458/488 and so on.

Vids of straight pipe. Forgot to mention, I got my external mic for my GoPro. Downshifts can be heard and the sound is...
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Yesssssss. *Jeremy Clarkson voice*
Why I would not be able to hang with those apps: her pants/skirt is too high in the pic on the right. Can't stand that shit. Where did that trend even come from... Old Man River?
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Maybe it was not chocolate my friend !
Damnit Belgie, you had to go there didn't you.


Okay, it wasn't chocolate, I admit it. Now you know the truth.
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I was raised Hindu. Was put into the Catholic education system for 12 years. Went to temple and church weekly. Read bible for school, did Hindu stuff at home. Not a super religious person, but that experience really opened my eyes to how similar the beliefs are.
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Like resting over the point of entry/exit? Or slightly inserted to keep it affixed? Also, if the chocolate was melting, what was the heat source?
It's completely up to the ass muncher and their personal preference. I myself, prefer every way equally, because I believe in equality.

It was a fart or a queef, one of the two.
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HAHAHA

That's funny because I want all of my cars to be white. 911, Range, S class, M2/3/4/5/6, 458/488 and so on.

Vids of straight pipe. Forgot to mention, I got my external mic for my GoPro. Downshifts can be heard and the sound is...
See! Damned racist!

Vids pls. Install and vids pls, I mean.


Wait, you spoke like you had already installed it and there are no vids to accompany this post. Proof of the volatile times in which we live!

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Why I would not be able to hang with those apps: her pants/skirt is too high in the pic on the right. Can't stand that shit. Where did that trend even come from... Old Man River?
Dammit Brad Pitt not everyone can be Angelina.
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It's completely up to the ass muncher and their personal preference. I myself, prefer every way equally, because I believe in equality.

It was a fart or a queef, one of the two.
Why aren't you running for President? You're what this country needs!
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It's completely up to the ass muncher and their personal preference. I myself, prefer every way equally, because I believe in equality.

It was a fart or a queef, one of the two.
It started as a fart but bubbled up into the vagina while sitting and then ventured out again as a queef. True story.
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It started as a fart but bubbled up into the vagina while sitting and then ventured out again as a queef. True story.
That's not how queefs occur? No wonder I can't get a match with white women!
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Muslim's are pretty bad about embracing other religions. Like, they bat shit crazy bad.
This is classic and coffee hurts coming out of the nose
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See! Damned racist!

Vids pls. Install and vids pls, I mean.


Wait, you spoke like you had already installed it and there are no vids to accompany this post. Proof of the volatile times in which we live!
Hahaha sure sounds like it!

Oh it was installed and I have hours of footage. Just need to get off my lazy ass and upload some! Lol!
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where the hell have you been? About time you chimed in here on this thread

Hate dating apps ..Don't need those things , chicks come to me my friend !
Where I was ?
Actually I was on "YOUR" forgotten place , and how they need to look => # 2241-2243-2251 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...5#post20143905
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where the hell have you been? About time you chimed in here on this thread

Hate dating apps ..Don't need those things , chicks come to me my friend !
Where I was ?
Actually I was on "YOUR" forgotten place , and how they need to look => # 2241-2243-2251 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...5#post20143905
How about that ?
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