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      09-06-2015, 05:43 PM   #14125
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Celeb status with an ass just as big.
Step 1: Make sex tape with B list celebrity (Ra J)
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Step 3: Partner with Vivid to 'release' the 'Stolen' tape
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Congratulations!!!! You are now Kim K famous.....SMDH

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.... and Rhoda rousey wanna beat her up at her home town Glendale ca.
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I sat next to this relatively cute 20 year old who was apparently some big Twitter/snap chatter?

I tried to understand what the big deal is about it- but in the end I just felt really old, and just kept going back to "so it's a text message that disappears?"

Needless to say- all girls under 25 are officially off limits to me.
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I sat next to this relatively cute 20 year old who was apparently some big Twitter/snap chatter?

I tried to understand what the big deal is about it- but in the end I just felt really old, and just kept going back to "so it's a text message that disappears?"

Needless to say- all girls under 25 are officially off limits to me.
Yeah. That age is when females thinks "i can do better than that guy..." stage.
If any guys tries, it can be achieved. However why allocate lots of time and energy on one gal .. right?
With that time and energy we (as a guy) can get 2-3 better gals who has little more realistic goals.

Sad part is that , there are some gals who are 27-37 still thinks like 20-22
"Ha I am 37 and I can get a prince of Monaco."

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      09-06-2015, 07:58 PM   #14129
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Yeah. That age is when females thinks "i can do better than that guy..." stage.
If any guys tries, it can be achieved. However why allocate lots of time and energy on one gal .. right?
With that time and energy we (as a guy) can get 2-3 better gals who has little more realistic goals.

Sad part is that , there are some gals who are 27-37 still thinks like 20-22
"Ha I am 37 and I can get a prince of Monaco."

I really wanted to type something funny to add here....but that 5hit is just hilarious....AND sadly, true....
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      09-06-2015, 08:00 PM   #14130
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I sat next to this relatively cute 20 year old who was apparently some big Twitter/snap chatter?

I tried to understand what the big deal is about it- but in the end I just felt really old, and just kept going back to "so it's a text message that disappears?"

Needless to say- all girls under 25 are officially off limits to me.
...Don't discount snapchat, it is useful in certain situations
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I sat next to this relatively cute 20 year old who was apparently some big Twitter/snap chatter?

I tried to understand what the big deal is about it- but in the end I just felt really old, and just kept going back to "so it's a text message that disappears?"

Needless to say- all girls under 25 are officially off limits to me.
How do you feel about older women
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Step 1: Make sex tape with B list celebrity (Ra J)
Step 2: Announce to the world this tape has been 'Stolen'
Step 3: Partner with Vivid to 'release' the 'Stolen' tape
Step 4: Partner with Ryan Seacrest and form 5hit TV
Step 5: Marry the biggest Waste of Human Flesh on the planet.....


Congratulations!!!! You are now Kim K famous.....SMDH

I'm on it!!!!
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Dick pics?
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What situations?
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I sat next to this relatively cute 20 year old who was apparently some big Twitter/snap chatter?

I tried to understand what the big deal is about it- but in the end I just felt really old, and just kept going back to "so it's a text message that disappears?"

Needless to say- all girls under 25 are officially off limits to me.
How do you feel about older women
Depends, they got ass or na?
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      09-07-2015, 12:37 AM   #14138
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...if you both have to ask...
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Whaaat?? Is that you in the water??? I want to try that!!!
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...if you both have to ask...
Married, don't have facebook, snapchat or any of that other crap.
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Whaaat?? Is that you in the water??? I want to try that!!!
1st pic yes....2nd pic no.

My buddy is a beast on the wake board...he can do some amazing tricks!
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1st pic yes....2nd pic no.

My buddy is a beast on the wake board...he can do some amazing tricks!
Very nice. I might have to try that...wait.
I am not even in physically in shape to take a photograph while in a high speed boat.
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...if you both have to ask...
Married, don't have facebook, snapchat or any of that other crap.
Who needs em when you've got bimmerpost ?!
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