[Litos]

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

How do you have sex with an egg?

the egg was located inside of the vagina of the dog that was across the street....

and i wanted to know if a human sperm came into contact with the egg inside of the dog vagina, if it could conceive......................

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

Well today is just not going my way.

Slipped at work. Tore my crotch...thank god for backup pants.

I know someone who carries spare underwear in their trunk.

Originally Posted by Litos

so, as i was walking back from lunch, something popped into my head.

can human sperm conceive with a dog/cat/horse/cow egg ???

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

Nope. The chromosome counts are wrong.

Originally Posted by Litos

cool.

looks like i dodged a bullet.......

walked into that one.

[BrokenVert]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I know someone who carries spare underwear in their trunk.







walked into that one.

I'm just throwing it onto todays tab of bad things...I went to the bar on my lunch break. Burgers and guiness make everything better

[BrokenVert]

Originally Posted by Litos

the egg was located inside of the vagina of the dog that was across the street....

and i wanted to know if a human sperm came into contact with the egg inside of the dog vagina, if it could conceive......................

Sounds like that old blink song.

I. I tried to fuck a cow in the ass, tried to fuck a horse in the ass. Could only find the dog...and his ass

[Anthony90]

Bimmerpost goes zoophilic!

[MrRetep]

man, and I thought i was bad with the cross dressing... HEY EVERYONE LITOS FUCKS DOGS!

[Litos]

HAHAHA !!!!!

i try to bring the lulz at least twice a day....

mission accomplished - until next time

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

I went to the bar on my lunch break. Burgers and guiness make everything better

i want your job.

[MidwestGolfBum]

Yay late night installs for customers who think I know what the hell I'm doing. Oh well, for $300 an hour I can make it look like I do.

[Anthony90]

Originally Posted by ecjohnston

Yay late night installs for customers who think I know what the hell I'm doing. Oh well, for $300 an hour I can make it look like I do.

$300 the hour...

I´ll shot my boss for better payment

[BrokenVert]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

i want your job.

I dont see why my job has anything to do with it. Just head to the pub on your lunch break!

[Wolf]

Our kitchen at home caught fire yesterday, had to head back home after an hour of work.. shit

[Wolf]

Originally Posted by Litos

wife drives the white and blue 392 Challenger.

i drive the tungsten and red RT Challenger.

yes, hers is waaaaaaay faster HAHAHA !!!

DAMN!

[Who?]

25 minutes to go.

Things I did at work today:
1) Bought f30post.com sticker
2) Waiting for 1pm lunch break
3) Waiting for 5pm finish

[135Pats]

Office coffee is so 'meh' today

[pkimM3r]

Originally Posted by MrRetep

I dont work in Irvine, I live in Irvine

No wonder youre bored. Used to live there and aint shit to do past 10!

[MrRetep]

Originally Posted by ecjohnston

Yay late night installs for customers who think I know what the hell I'm doing. Oh well, for $300 an hour I can make it look like I do.

Damn, I thought I was overpaid! lol, well if you need someone that knows what they're doing. I'll do it for half of that and you can keep the other half

Originally Posted by 135Pats

Office coffee is so 'meh' today

Spice it up with some brandy.

Originally Posted by pkim1079

No wonder youre bored. Used to live there and aint shit to do past 10!

There's never shit to do. lol

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by 135Pats

Office coffee is so 'meh' today

I wouldn't touch our office coffee with a ten foot pole.

[MidwestGolfBum]

Originally Posted by Anthony90

$300 the hour...

I´ll shot my boss for better payment

It's cheaper than our manufacturers charge for their install time, so it seems fair to us.

Originally Posted by MrRetep

Damn, I thought I was overpaid! lol, well if you need someone that knows what they're doing. I'll do it for half of that and you can keep the other halfl

I know what I'm doing enough to be dangerous, and when I don't know, I just claim it's some obscure thing and open a support ticket over it with somebody who can give me the answer in about 30 minutes. The majority of the companies we sell for charge upwards of $450 an hour for what I did last night and we can easily charge (with markup, but still below list) $1500 for rack and stack. So when you look at that price, we are actually a bargain.

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

I dont see why my job has anything to do with it. Just head to the pub on your lunch break!

Always good to go to the pub on any break you can. Granted, living and working in the midwest, this may be slightly more accepted than other places.

[135Pats]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I wouldn't touch our office coffee with a ten foot pole.

Some day i'll learn, I come back for it like a mouse to cheese lol. The morning went by quickly today

[Anthony90]

my last week in Mexico City

[Colt]

just got dead space 3 for free woop wooooop