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      06-03-2015, 02:20 PM   #1387
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and good to see you, ol Lups

stop causing a scene at the school with your GOLD colored car... look at me.. no you're not an attention whore
Lol my kiddos best friends birthday is tomorrow. She wants a ride in my car as her present. I'm so proud my toy is bringing more girls into this world and I think it will benefit us all.

I live in a Prius city. Even my Audi is an attention whore here.
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      06-03-2015, 02:22 PM   #1388
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Lol my kiddos best friends birthday is tomorrow. She wants a ride in my car as her present. I'm so proud my toy is bringing more girls into this world and I think it will benefit us all.

I live in a Prius city. Even my Audi is an attention whore here.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      06-03-2015, 02:27 PM   #1389
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Banned for not banning.
Up yours! Grimmy and I were having a nice chat! I can't ban a man who says my car is golden.

Btw, if I crash I to a field, plow a little, does that make Peter a gold digger or just a golden digger?
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      06-03-2015, 02:33 PM   #1390
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Lol my kiddos best friends birthday is tomorrow. She wants a ride in my car as her present. I'm so proud my toy is bringing more girls into this world and I think it will benefit us all.

I live in a Prius city. Even my Audi is an attention whore here.
You're picking up more girls than I am.

I mean I wonder what the other moms think when they see you, oh its BLONDY, with BLOND kid, BLOND dog, BLOND car ...argh@%#%@#$!
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You're picking up more girls than I am.

I mean I wonder what the other moms think when they see you, oh its BLONDY, with BLOND kid, BLOND dog, BLOND car ...argh@%#%@#$!
Meh, they see the bruises I have, they think I'm getting beaten at home so it levels the field.
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      06-03-2015, 02:44 PM   #1392
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Meh, they see the bruises I have, they think I'm getting beaten at home so it levels the field.
Who makes you happier, me or Billup?

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Who makes you happier, me or Billup?

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Can't we just all fit into the same cloud of extra happy?
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      06-03-2015, 02:48 PM   #1394
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Can't we just all fit into the same cloud of extra happy?
That was just the egotistical part of me asking, that's all.. we all know no one man can satisfy you not even the whole of bimmerpost combined at the same time could.. you're that unsatisfiable
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Can't we just all fit into the same cloud of extra happy?
That was just the egotistical part of me asking, that's all.. we all know no one man can satisfy you not even the whole of bimmerpost combined at the same time could.. you're that unsatisfiable
Not true.

She just called me perfect earlier today.

From here on out, all are banned.
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That was just the egotistical part of me asking, that's all.. we all know no one man can satisfy you not even the whole of bimmerpost combined at the same time could.. you're that unsatisfiable
I'm sorry, I don't pick up men from here, I use it for that.

Banned for making me sound so bad it's almost a compliment.
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I'm sorry, I don't pick up men from here, I use it for that.

Banned for making me sound so bad it's almost a compliment.
You mean I complimented you so bad it was.. bad.
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Oh, I'm kicking you out Grimmy. Billup is my only one from now on. You make me feel like I'm very high maintenance.
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Not true.

She just called me perfect earlier today.

From here on out, all are banned.
Ok.. nothing the THREE of us couldnt handle together.. and 9-incher I'm sure he's game
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I'm sorry, I don't pick up men from here, I use it for that.

Banned for making me sound so bad it's almost a compliment.
You mean I complimented you so bad it was.. bad.
Oops! Meant to post on the chat thread.

Banning myself
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Ok.. nothing the THREE of us couldnt handle together.. and 9-incher I'm sure he's game
And when i say 9 inches, i'm talking about circumference.
(Length size will have me banned, too long)
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I can bang a man who says my car is golden.
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And when i say 9 inches, i'm talking about circumference.
(Length size will have me banned, too long)
Banned for math talk.
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Oh, I'm kicking you out Grimmy. Billup is my only one from now on. You make me feel like I'm very high maintenance.
Yuuuuuuussss! I've finally won! Victory is mine!


Grimmy makes people feel weird in general. Just like..., really weird. So I ban him for being weird, but not too weird to where I don't like him, but he does walk a fine line.
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Yuuuuuuussss! I've finally won! Victory is mine!


Grimmy makes people feel weird in general. Just like..., really weird. So I ban him for being weird, but not too weird to where I don't like him, but he does walk a fine line.
Banned for being too technical.
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