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      06-22-2016, 10:05 AM   #1343
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LOL! Welcome back. All my cousins are taken. Sorry bruh.

I need to come down by you and start swiping. There's none of those girls up here. It's either the whitest of the white girls or hood rats.
You mean like the girls I just posted? I assumed they were everywhere! How do they make them in Cleveland? Lol.

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Dude you can have some of mine. There are too many on mine. LOL
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      06-22-2016, 10:11 AM   #1345
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NOW I remember who she reminds me of.


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LOL! Welcome back. All my cousins are taken. Sorry bruh.

I need to come down by you and start swiping. There's none of those girls up here. It's either the whitest of the white girls or hood rats.
You mean like the girls I just posted? I assumed they were everywhere! How do they make them in Cleveland? Lol.
Pretty much but uglier. Don't forget, a Cleveland 10/10 is like an LA 7/10. All females are not created equally. Lol
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How did I miss this?

I freaking love this song! I remember seeing it like a decade ago in collage.

I love Indian music especially when the girls have that voice that adds an instrumental element.
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Pretty much but uglier. Don't forget, a Cleveland 10/10 is like an LA 7/10. All females are not created equally. Lol
Damn! Yeah, let me know when you're in DC and we will destroy the town.
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Dude you can have some of mine. There are too many on mine. LOL
I've only seen a handful. Like maybe less than 10. Not seeing an black females either..

Majority are all the pretentious Fed Hill or Annapolis white girl... not that I'm complaining but I wanna see some variety on there. I got the search radius expanded to 40miles too.
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How did I miss this?

I freaking love this song! I remember seeing it like a decade ago in collage.

I love Indian music especially when the girls have that voice that adds an instrumental element.
Great music lol. So many elements.
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But, I want them "broads in Atlanta"
And they want Arab money.



No racist btw, I just couldn't resist making an ignorant comment.

Arab also correlated with the hip-hop oriented theme, and Indian money just doesn't have the same ring to it.
They do want that Arab money, but not for that tyco.
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I've only seen a handful. Like maybe less than 10. Not seeing an black females either..

Majority are all the pretentious Fed Hill or Annapolis white girl... not that I'm complaining but I wanna see some variety on there. I got the search radius expanded to 40miles too.
Hmmm. I suppose #BaltimoreLife got them all scared off? I assume some may be college girls, too. Towson?


I refused to exceed 30. LOLOL.
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Brooklyn has the most variance. You get everything. Super rachet black hair dressers. NYU students. Cougars. Actresses. Chinese.
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Hmmm. I suppose #BaltimoreLife got them all scared off? I assume some may be college girls, too. Towson?


I refused to exceed 30. LOLOL.
Got mine set on 25-38 lol I've noticed that DC/VA got the best looking females in late 20's.

When I'm at work like 3 miles from Towson they pop up like crazy
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Brooklyn has the most variance. You get everything. Super rachet black hair dressers. NYU students. Cougars. Actresses. Chinese.
Damn not the black hair dressers.

Are you in both areas relatively often? Forgot how your split worked.

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Got mine set on 25-38 lol I've noticed that DC/VA got the best looking females in late 20's.

When I'm at work like 3 miles from Towson they pop up like crazy
Yeah. I'm 26, so the max I've set for myself is 28, which was already pushing it, IMO. But the substance just isn't there for like the 23-25 range. If it is, it's rare.

Plus if the shit doesn't work out I'll have to start over, anyway. LOL.
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ALSO, funny story from a men's retreat/group I'm a part of. We meet every Tuesday evening outside Wegman's in the café area, and one of the dudes is this fat white guy, probably early 30's.

We had an icebreaker where we spoke about things in our life that were awesome, and things that were awkward. I proceeded to talk about how I felt like 2016 was the year that I finally began to pick up the shards of my shattered life and was making steps forward in, in the last 10 years, which have been honestly the worst of all time.

Group leader goes (not fat white dude), "anything awkward?" I go nah. So he goes, "no awkward dates lately?!" and the fat white dude proceeds to talk about his struggles on Tinder and when he actually goes on a date with someone, they always "say they have to be somewhere in 30 minutes, and if they knew they had something to do then why did they consent to a date" type thing.

Bruh I laughed in his face. I couldn't even control it. Like the combination of his ugliness and his genuine confusion and frustration put me over the edge.
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@EALm4 found you an Asian!

Peep the bio. LOLOL.
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Never personally used tinder. Buddy of mine has and while its been ok at times for the most part there are some hella crazies on there.
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Damn not the black hair dressers.

Are you in both areas relatively often? Forgot how your split worked.

About 50/50. Depends on how the years going. Not that great for growing relationships, but such is life "sigh".
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Yeah. I'm 26, so the max I've set for myself is 28, which was already pushing it, IMO. But the substance just isn't there for like the 23-25 range. If it is, it's rare.

Plus if the shit doesn't work out I'll have to start over, anyway. LOL.
Shit. I have mine set for 18-30. LOL
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Shit. I have mine set for 18-30. LOL


Now I'm down for dating younger females but they gotta be able to drink.
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About 50/50. Depends on how the years going. Not that great for growing relationships, but such is life "sigh".
Fucket you got money. Money >>>.

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Shit. I have mine set for 18-30. LOL
DUDE I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING LMFAOOOOOOOO like I literally let out a hyena laugh!!!

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Now I'm down for dating younger females but they gotta be able to drink.
+1. Bars are a great place to break the ice.
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ALSO, funny story from a men's retreat/group I'm a part of. We meet every Tuesday evening outside Wegman's in the café area, and one of the dudes is this fat white guy, probably early 30's.

We had an icebreaker where we spoke about things in our life that were awesome, and things that were awkward. I proceeded to talk about how I felt like 2016 was the year that I finally began to pick up the shards of my shattered life and was making steps forward in, in the last 10 years, which have been honestly the worst of all time.

Group leader goes (not fat white dude), "anything awkward?" I go nah. So he goes, "no awkward dates lately?!" and the fat white dude proceeds to talk about his struggles on Tinder and when he actually goes on a date with someone, they always "say they have to be somewhere in 30 minutes, and if they knew they had something to do then why did they consent to a date" type thing.

Bruh I laughed in his face. I couldn't even control it. Like the combination of his ugliness and his genuine confusion and frustration put me over the edge.
I got a friend who's a bit too optimistic and a bit too unrealistic. Like, wear a tux and box of condoms for the first date. He always tells me my method of nonchalantness and casualness is a bad idea.

He usually texts me, smashed drunk,to talk about how it went down hill.

Horrible, but can't help but laugh.
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@EALm4 found you an Asian!

Peep the bio. LOLOL.
wtf

now is that shit she's looking for in a guy or she does? She sure as af can afford to miss brunch.
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