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      02-22-2017, 02:41 PM   #13597
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I would like to know more about this story.
judging by her...askew smile, my guess is she was anally thrashed for 45 minutes followed by a potential bukkake??
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judging by her...askew smile, my guess is she was anally thrashed for 45 minutes followed by a potential bukkake??
I found it. No anal.
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I found it. No anal.
link!!!!!
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link!!!!!
You have to pay to watch it, but there's pic previews. Just go to the website - she's on the first page.

Edit: Story - https://diply.com/army-guy-regrets-b...her=what-facts
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You have to pay to watch it, but there's pic previews. Just go to the website - she's on the first page.

Edit: Story - https://diply.com/army-guy-regrets-b...her=what-facts
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You have to pay to watch it, but there's pic previews. Just go to the website - she's on the first page.

Edit: Story - https://diply.com/army-guy-regrets-b...her=what-facts


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Long story short, our boy Reggie got completely roasted. After bragging about being the "most alpha on 4chan," he was quickly reduced to the biggest beta of all time, learned a horrible truth about the woman he loved, lost her, and probably will never be able to see anyone dressed in a black top and blue jeans again without experiencing crushing waves of despair, loathing, and, if he truly does belong on 4chan, arousal.
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Edit: *looks like the pic and follow on critique have been removed making my comment much less pointed* "I'm not totally versed in these things, but unless I'm mistaken... less fleshlight and more fingercuff, right? "

And its a lol thread, don't go getting all high and mighty when on the last page there is roast beef vagina humor, horse sex humor, vehicular homicide humor, etc.

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