"I don't have proof of it but I just know it's true" - post yours

TiMSport · 02-23-2022, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by bayarea328xit

$5.399/gal for Shell Premium today

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antgenn · 02-23-2022, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Russians are invading Bimmerpost

Been here since 2016...

TiMSport · 02-23-2022, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by antgenn

Been here since 2016...

Hmmm

shoei · 02-23-2022, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

That's better than THIS at least.

I see your laundry basket and raise you with - the plastic bag.

TiMSport · 02-23-2022, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I see your laundry basket and raise you with - the plastic bag.

LOL. I was gonna post that too.

I think I remember hearing reports that a gas pump (station?) exploded as a result of some crap like this.

shoei · 02-23-2022, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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Originally Posted by shoei

I see your laundry basket and raise you with - the plastic bag.

LOL. I was gonna post that too.

I think I remember hearing reports that a gas pump (station?) exploded as a result of some crap like this.

And the H2 Hummer that burned to a crisp lol

TiMSport · 02-23-2022, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

And the H2 Hummer that burned to a crisp lol

This one?
Why am I not surprised it happened in Florida?

upstatedoc · 02-23-2022, 10:40 PM

We are going to send US soldiers in harms way again

e90335e36m3 · 02-24-2022, 05:30 AM

I just got fined a whole 10 points (and a demerit of 444 reps) by Jason for making a political statement about Californians moving to Florida...fk off Jason...so much power lol.

...my car insurance is going to go up and my driver's license will be suspended.

...without a doubt, getting banned from this forum.

M5Rick · 02-24-2022, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I see your laundry basket and raise you with - the plastic bag.

Bag probably had vent holes too which braindead didn't realize

vreihen16 · 02-24-2022, 08:42 AM

My retirement account is about to lose half its value.....

TiMSport · 02-24-2022, 09:03 AM

This whole thing is freakin' surreal. I had feared this would happen and sure enough the global markets are tanking.

TiMSport · 02-25-2022, 11:56 AM

Potato chips were designed to injure you.

upstatedoc · 02-25-2022, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Potato chips were designed to injure you.

No joke. You crunch one wrong you'll end up with an esophageal tear. And don't even get me started on kettle cooked

3.0L · 02-25-2022, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Potato chips were designed to injure you.

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

No joke. You crunch one wrong you'll end up with an esophageal tear. And don't even get me started on kettle cooked

Not to mention Doritos.

You might've heard of the, "I'm going to chew my Doritos better next time dump."

TiMSport · 02-25-2022, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

No joke. You crunch one wrong you'll end up with an esophageal tear. And don't even get me started on kettle cooked

Kettle cooked are thicker and more blunt. Standard fare Lay's chips AKA razor blades will gouge the f*** out of your gums and draw blood.

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Not to mention Doritos.

You might've heard of the, "I'm going to chew my Doritos better next time dump."

GD Doritos are the worst! Somehow those bastards are thick and sharp at the same time for maximum pain. Extra joy is how you can't easily get rid of the Dorito shards that are lodged between your teeth. Always a fun time.

Esteban · 02-25-2022, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

No joke. You crunch one wrong you'll end up with an esophageal tear. And don't even get me started on kettle cooked

Kettle cooked are thicker and more blunt. Standard fare Lay's chips AKA razor blades will gouge the f*** out of your gums and draw blood.

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

Not to mention Doritos.

You might've heard of the, "I'm going to chew my Doritos better next time dump."

GD Doritos are the worst! Somehow those bastards are thick and sharp at the same time for maximum pain. Extra joy is how you can't easily get rid of the Dorito shards that are lodged between your teeth. Always a fun time.

But damn is that crunchy stuff good. I get one single serving size of regular Lays when I go food shopping. Not supposed to have it because too salty but it's one of my guilty pleasures.

TiMSport · 02-25-2022, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

But damn is that crunchy stuff good. I get one single serving size of regular Lays when I go food shopping. Not supposed to have it because too salty but it's one of my guilty pleasures.

You can get low sodium Lays too. Doesn't remove the potential of injury though. Lol.

Esteban · 02-25-2022, 03:17 PM

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But damn is that crunchy stuff good. I get one single serving size of regular Lays when I go food shopping. Not supposed to have it because too salty but it's one of my guilty pleasures.

You can get low sodium Lays too. Doesn't remove the potential of injury though. Lol.

Oh hell no. That ruins it AFAIC.

Esteban · 02-25-2022, 03:20 PM

Need that salty goodness. Besides, then they're not a guilty pleasure. It's fun to be bad.

tranquility · 02-25-2022, 03:21 PM

Guess some of you guys missed this class

TiMSport · 02-25-2022, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Need that salty goodness. Besides, then they're not a guilty pleasure. It's fun to be bad.

Yes, you're such a bad boy. Lol.

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02-25-2022, 03:21 PM	#1341
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