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      03-28-2016, 10:11 AM   #1321
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      03-29-2016, 02:15 PM   #1323
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      03-29-2016, 02:19 PM   #1324
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You are all of these things, and then some.



I'm a proud son.
Mostly Jackhammer...

Also, the more I look at Dwight... the more I fear I may resemble him.
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      03-29-2016, 02:22 PM   #1326
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That's not a problem. Dwight is awesome.



You seem to be assertive. I'm sure that compensates for the physical stature.
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Goddammit I'm back on these fucking apps.
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      06-22-2016, 09:23 AM   #1328
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I've used Tinder for a short bit. Got matched up with some cute girls but never really had anything develop other than a one nighter.

Currently trying out Bumble which at least on mine, have far better looking females and less Baltimore ratchet hoes


Verbiage get on that shit
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I've used Tinder for a short bit. Got matched up with some cute girls but never really had anything develop other than a one nighter.

Currently trying out Bumble which at least on mine, have far better looking females and less Baltimore ratchet hoes


Verbiage get on that shit
I flip flop between Bumble and Tinder regularly. I have both installed on my phone, I got quite a few matches in a week, but still extending feelers (lolz) to see who's worth the time.


Bumble stock shits on Tinder. Hands down. Ratchetness is so prevalent on Tinder it's not even funny. I can't even blind swipe right anymore because I literally end up with fat girls galore in my damn stack.
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Dammit guys.
You and Mike. seem to have lucked out. Stay away from this shitstorm.
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Dammit guys.
You and Mike. seem to have lucked out. Stay away from this shitstorm.
But, I want them "broads in Atlanta"
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But, I want them "broads in Atlanta"
And they want Arab money.



No racist btw, I just couldn't resist making an ignorant comment.

Arab also correlated with the hip-hop oriented theme, and Indian money just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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      06-22-2016, 09:44 AM   #1334
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There are so many beautiful Pakistani/Indian/Middle Eastern girls on there (more than before) but I wonder if they just assume I'm a regular black guy.


I guess I am just a regular black guy. LOL. silvergray545 you got any cousins or something.
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Goddammit I'm back on these fucking apps.
Hence the increase in posting activity.

Sorry it didn't workout with the last one.
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I flip flop between Bumble and Tinder regularly. I have both installed on my phone, I got quite a few matches in a week, but still extending feelers (lolz) to see who's worth the time.


Bumble stock shits on Tinder. Hands down. Ratchetness is so prevalent on Tinder it's not even funny. I can't even blind swipe right anymore because I literally end up with fat girls galore in my damn stack.
Man I like to think I'm pretty active in the Baltimore social scene but when I open Bumble i'm like god damn where you bitches been hiding.


Have you ever put the age range to something ridiculously high? lol
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Hence the increase in posting activity.

Sorry it didn't workout with the last one.
Dude! I was about to say my online classroom has been down all morning so I came straight to BP.

But I am, too. She still hits me up and feels terrible that she didn't live up to her/my expectations. But so many factors are involved in this situation, it's a royal fucking mess. All I can do is hope that she finds peace, at this point.

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Man I like to think I'm pretty active in the Baltimore social scene but when I open Bumble i'm like god damn where you bitches been hiding.


Have you ever put the age range to something ridiculously high? lol
Right?! But yeah I do it sometimes to see which ones are in high need of penis. There are some beautiful older women on there. Better looking than most of the 23-27 age range I've set for my stack. It's crazy.
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Gifs are hilarious.


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For a sec I thought she had a pink dildo strapped to her wrist
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Anddd Tinder example.
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For a sec I thought she had a pink dildo strapped to her wrist
LMAO! Dammit I never noticed it as such.
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There are so many beautiful Pakistani/Indian/Middle Eastern girls on there (more than before) but I wonder if they just assume I'm a regular black guy.


I guess I am just a regular black guy. LOL. silvergray545 you got any cousins or something.
LOL! Welcome back. All my cousins are taken. Sorry bruh.

I need to come down by you and start swiping. There's none of those girls up here. It's either the whitest of the white girls or hood rats.
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