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      06-03-2015, 09:27 AM   #1299
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Banned for not realizing that you have an immense amount of natural beauty and botox would never do you any good.
Banned for thinking I would ever do that!

Sorry Billup, I'm really not that kind of a girl. I consider people who chase youth and don't want life to show stupid.

Banned the second time for offering me a shoe closet without clearly knowing me!
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      06-03-2015, 09:32 AM   #1301
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Banned for thinking I would ever do that!

Sorry Billup, I'm really not that kind of a girl. I consider people who chase youth and don't want life to show stupid.

Banned the second time for offering me a shoe closet without clearly knowing me!
Banned for not knowing me enough to know that I know that you clearly would never do that, and also for banning me because that closet would have been filled with parts for Peter.
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Banned for thinking I would ever do that!

Sorry Billup, I'm really not that kind of a girl. I consider people who chase youth and don't want life to show stupid.

Banned the second time for offering me a shoe closet without clearly knowing me!
Banned because all Women have shoe fetish
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Banned because all Women have shoe fetish

Banned for thinking I actually could pass as a woman!

Jesus man, I drove to California last weekend. I'm not joking, I took my running away to Canada backpack with me. I almost died of heat until a fellow female driver with good set of tinted windows let me into hers to change to the ugliest, but luckiest driving dress of all times! A cop once told me to keep going so he wouldn't get a migraine because of it.

Just banned, big ban!
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Banned for not knowing me enough to know that I know that you clearly would never do that, and also for banning me because that closet would have been filled with parts for Peter.
Aww Billup, we should make our virtual friendship official. You know me sooo well.

Banned for realizing I'm a freak.
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      06-03-2015, 09:41 AM   #1305
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Banned for reminding me that I requested off this coming December 18th for, you know.....
For what...?

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Banned for making me want to play resident evil
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Aww Billup, we should make our virtual friendship official. You know me sooo well.

Banned for realizing I'm a freak.
Banned for banning twice in a row.
Anyone who does multiple bans in a row is banned. Ban myself if i've done this in the past as well.
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Banned for banning twice in a row.
Anyone who does multiple bans in a row is banned. Ban myself if i've done this in the past as well.
Banned for making up rules as we go along!
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      06-03-2015, 09:46 AM   #1308
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      06-03-2015, 10:10 AM   #1309
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Banned because we are now officially official. Plus, I love a woman on the streets and a freak in the sheets.
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Aww Billup, we should make our virtual friendship official. You know me sooo well.

Banned for realizing I'm a freak.
Banned because we are now officially official. Plus, I love a woman on the streets and a freak in the sheets.
Banned for using the cool shades emoji rather than the smoking dude.

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Banned for using the cool shades emoji rather than the smoking dude.

Banned for posting an emoji that clearly depicts bad behaviour.
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Banned for using the cool shades emoji rather than the smoking dude.

Banned for posting an emoji that clearly depicts bad behaviour.
Sorry, I've been in a trolling mood since yesterday's Bruce Jenner thread.

I'll be normal sugarskulls starting now.

Banned for not letting me troll like its 1999
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Banned because we are now officially official. Plus, I love a woman on the streets and a freak in the sheets.
Lol, I'd send you a friend request now but I'm out of coffee and can't remember how its done.

Banned.
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Sorry, I've been in a trolling mood since yesterday's Bruce Jenner thread.

I'll be normal sugarskulls starting now.

Banned for not letting me troll like its 1999
Banned for allowing me to dictate your life and what you post on the internet. BOSS UP MOTHER FUCKER!
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Sorry, I've been in a trolling mood since yesterday's Bruce Jenner thread.

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Banned for not letting me troll like its 1999
Banned for not answering me about the music!
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Sorry, I've been in a trolling mood since yesterday's Bruce Jenner thread.

I'll be normal sugarskulls starting now.

Banned for not letting me troll like its 1999
Banned for allowing me to dictate your life and what you post on the internet. BOSS UP MOTHER FUCKER!


Banned for making me cry like a little bitch
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Lol, I'd send you a friend request now but I'm out of coffee and can't remember how its done.

Banned.
Banned for thinking you need to solidify our arrangement with a silly friend request. The public knows about us now.
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Sorry, I've been in a trolling mood since yesterday's Bruce Jenner thread.

I'll be normal sugarskulls starting now.

Banned for not letting me troll like its 1999
Banned for not answering me about the music!
You were getting in the way!!!! I was on a mission to piss a few people off.

Banned for doubting my creative juices working effectively and timely (a track is getting a rough mix this weekend)
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Banned for needing an internet hug from your best buddy Billup.
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Banned for forgetting women need these formalities!
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