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      12-03-2015, 09:51 PM   #1299
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Is this what a baby gazelle on African planes feels like? lol
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      12-03-2015, 09:54 PM   #1300
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Is this what a baby gazelle on African planes feels like? lol
Hey just because you don't show in my numbers, doesn't mean I wouldn't sink my claws into you.
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      12-03-2015, 10:40 PM   #1301
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Hey just because you don't show in my numbers, doesn't mean I wouldn't sink my claws into you.
I don't show in your numbers? Like i don't text you anything? Does email count as showing up in your numbers?
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I don't show in your numbers? Like i don't text you anything? Does email count as showing up in your numbers?
This thread has exploded my inbox, and someone kindly has shared my number to many too.

If the girls have to share shots with me, I feel inadequate.

Now make us feel better.
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      12-04-2015, 12:14 AM   #1303
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This thread has exploded my inbox, and someone kindly has shared my number to many too.

If the girls have to share shots with me, I feel inadequate.

Now make us feel better.
I'll have to get with my ISP tomorrow to make sure they aren't blocking emails from the PNW. So weird that i haven't received any. I already checked and was assured that emails from Canada weren't being blocked.
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      12-04-2015, 12:30 AM   #1304
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I'll have to get with my ISP tomorrow to make sure they aren't blocking emails from the PNW. So weird that i haven't received any. I already checked and was assured that emails from Canada weren't being blocked.
Yeah, I know they aren't.

But anyway, where is the shot of the night Tonka?
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      12-04-2015, 12:48 AM   #1305
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I'm still waiting for my goat! I should of known it was a scam when they asked me to pay in those canadian pesos.
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I'm still waiting for my goat! I should of known it was a scam when they asked me to pay in those canadian pesos.
Could you settle if instead of it pooping in your living room, I would go to a third world country to help out kids?

Dunno man, I'll buy you a goat for good shots.

(yup. Internet has finally eaten my brain and a pervert emerged. This is kinda funny after years of reading shit like this)
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Could you settle if instead of it pooping in your living room, I would go to a third world country to help out kids?

Dunno man, I'll buy you a goat for good shots.

(yup. Internet has finally eaten my brain and a pervert emerged. This is kinda funny after years of reading shit like this)
Unlike some people here I wear my shoes inside and bathe daily. I aint scared of no poop!

And if you wanted shots you should of just asked from the start. Will tequila do or are you one of them vodka drinking sobs?!
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Unlike some people here I wear my shoes inside and bathe daily. I aint scared of no poop!

And if you wanted shots you should of just asked from the start. Will tequila do or are you one of them vodka drinking sobs?!
Well played there.

I'm supposed to be working but I have nothing to do. Of course everything but IRC is quiet so I'm completely without bad company.
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Who The Hell Wears Their Shoes Inside The Damn House!

That was supposed to be all caps. Fucking autocorrect won't show my anger.
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Who The Hell Wears Their Shoes Inside The Damn House!

That was supposed to be all caps. Fucking autocorrect won't show my anger.
My asian side thinks this is the worst white people habit. I know people who are complete clean freaks who do it! Blech.
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My asian side thinks this is the worst white people habit. I know people who are complete clean freaks who do it! Blech.
I mean seriously, why would you want to clean your floors that much more often? Plus, who knows what's on the bottom of your shoes from the world.


Disgusting.
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My loft is concrete flooring...

So shoes are preferred.
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My loft is concrete flooring...

So shoes are preferred.


The only time shoes inside matters is on carpet, and if you have carpet, that's like wearing the same pair of socks for 5 years straight, but being cool with just picking the hairs off the bottom every couple days.
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The only time shoes inside matters is on carpet, and if you have carpet, that's like wearing the same pair of socks for 5 years straight, but being cool with just picking the hairs off the bottom every couple days.
This. Carpet is straight up nasty.
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My loft is concrete flooring...

So shoes are preferred.


The only time shoes inside matters is on carpet, and if you have carpet, that's like wearing the same pair of socks for 5 years straight, but being cool with just picking the hairs off the bottom every couple days.
I remember the apartment I grew up in rainier beach (aka seattles ghetto) up until we moved out (evicted) had carpet even in the bathroom.

I'll admit, whenever I'd pee as a little boy.....I missed....

Every time.

(I now blame this to have had a profound affect on any carpet in my search for new real estate, as carpet= deal breaker)
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But..., nothing gets me going more than a nice area rug.... guhhhhhh, so hot.
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But..., nothing gets me going more than a nice area rug.... guhhhhhh, so hot.
Area rug brah, area rug.
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Area rug brah, area rug.
Stoppp! I can't handle it! Just thinking about the exorbitant amount of textures, colors, and patterns.



I can't even right now.
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My asian side thinks this is the worst white people habit. I know people who are complete clean freaks who do it! Blech.
First thing I do when I walk in the door is head down the hall to the kitchen and take off my shoes. There's like 3 pairs on my bar stool chairs lol.
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