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      09-04-2007, 07:01 PM   #111
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You know, people tend to pick avatars that they can relate to...
OR Wish they could relate too...
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      09-04-2007, 07:02 PM   #112
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And Leonidas is a natural leader, who tends to be rather aggressive, not to mention intimidating. I relate to that... so why Cartman?
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so why Cartman?

Cause he's a fat retard?


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      09-04-2007, 07:10 PM   #115
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I can relate to my car
nikki enjoys thrusting upon her stick shift. lol. u know, i saw a girl use the MT as a dildo once.... was pretty sad.
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      09-04-2007, 07:48 PM   #116
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nikki enjoys thrusting upon her stick shift. lol. u know, i saw a girl use the MT as a dildo once.... was pretty sad.
Im gonna donate $10 to get Kie spayed anyone else wanna throw in?
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How much you puttin in?
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go ahead and try. i walk with 3 knives, a a stun gun, and all my friends rock pistols. id love to see you try

not to mention, im trained with my weapons. and so are the ppl i roll with. but then again, u would never get me spayed because ur also a man, and no matter what crime, or thing a man has done,theres no reason to cut his cock off. unless its like rape. that i can understand.

and i dont recall ever raping anyone (then again, im always in the skyy).
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go ahead and try. i walk with 3 knives, a a stun gun, and all my friends rock pistols. id love to see you try

not to mention, im trained with my weapons. and so are the ppl i roll with. but then again, u would never get me spayed because ur also a man, and no matter what crime, or thing a man has done,theres no reason to cut his cock off. unless its like rape. that i can understand.

and i dont recall ever raping anyone (then again, im always in the skyy).
Tranq gun to the neck FTW!
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ahh fuck. you got me there. but then u would have to take down all my friends too. lol!

what you would have to do, is wait by the garbage disposal by my apartments, and when im opening my door to my suite, u jump in and then shoot me. then ull get me. but be warned, if u ever have children, ill be sure to return the favor.

cheers!
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ahh fuck. you got me there. but then u would have to take down all my friends too. lol!

what you would have to do, is wait by the garbage disposal by my apartments, and when im opening my door to my suite, u jump in and then shoot me. then ull get me. but be warned, if u ever have children, ill be sure to return the favor.

cheers!
In trindad dont they use bb-guns not real ones?
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I'll have you know.... I'm a certified Sharpshooter, 5th bar. I used to teach rifle shooting. With my favorite rifle (properly tuned and zeroed) I can hit an aspirin at 100 yards. My rifle also happens to be semi-automatic, with an uninterupted fire rate of 2 rounds per second.

You and your friends pose no threat to me. =) You'd all be down before you figured out where I was.

But why go to all that just to get a sex fiend to chill out? lol.

But why do you carry three knives? are you afraid you'll drop two, or are they throwing knives, or are you just insecure? And why do your friends carry guns?
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I'll have you know.... I'm a certified Sharpshooter, 5th bar. I used to teach rifle shooting. With my favorite rifle (properly tuned and zeroed) I can hit an aspirin at 100 yards. My rifle also happens to be semi-automatic, with an uninterupted fire rate of 2 rounds per second.

You and your friends pose no threat to me. =) You'd all be down before you figured out where I was.

But why go to all that just to get a sex fiend to chill out? lol.

But why do you carry three knives? are you afraid you'll drop two, or are they throwing knives, or are you just insecure? And why do your friends carry guns?
That just increased the size of your dick by 3 inches, you're at 7 now.

I'm a texan, I shoot things.
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///Matt. But your questions are good ones, 3 knives is a little overkill, that put him at 4 inches.
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ahh. trinidad is a fucked up place to live, security wise. yeah, 2 of them are throwing knives, and one is a tactical knife. its not a safe place to live. i havent gone a day (where ive gone out) and not see someone get knifed, robbed, or attacked. our country is composed of 98% poor, 2% filthy rich. there is no in betweens. and because people are desperate, they will do whatever it takes.

my friends son was just murdered yesterday. they werent even trying to kill him, they were trying to kill his brother, but they took whoever they could get. i grew up here, and i went to the american school, fulled with only trinidad's wealthiest. and now, i stay very close to all of them because none of them really leave. they just take over the family business and call it a day. the thing is, they all carry guns because we have ALL been kidnapped/robbed/or had a near death experience. every fucking day, we all play vigilante, just being on the look out.

driving the cars we do doesnt make it any easier. once u go through an experience like that, its hard not to be overprotective.

yeah, u guys go ahead and poke ur fun. but going through these kind of things really arent a joke. i mean, im sure yall can kick some ass. me? im only trained with my knives. and thats all i have to be safe.

and to show how serious it is, all of the diplomats here have 24/7 security. we are talking squads of 20+ men. the american embassy here has about 50+ security officers alone. Trinidad is paradise, but if u dont know what your doing, it could cost you your life.
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That just increased the size of your dick by 3 inches, you're at 7 now.

I'm a texan, I shoot things.

Bro, if you cut an inch off of your dick, you'd have a scab on your ass. Don't talk shit.
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