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      05-05-2010, 07:54 PM   #111
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I do. All the time. I meant that to say I haven't fucked in a while.
Same here, it's been a while. After finals week, it's on.
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      05-06-2010, 08:35 AM   #112
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False.





Maybe they feel the same to you, but the Magnums feel way_less_tight on me for sure. I think it also helps that they are tapered a bit at the end.

It actually makes me really self conscious when I have to replenish the supply.... like I'm seen as one of those guys who stuffs my pants with a sock or something.

i work for the company that manufactures them....the only difference is the size of the reservoir...
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      05-06-2010, 08:46 AM   #113
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Same here, it's been a while. After finals week, it's on.
True. Get it on.

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i work for the company that manufactures them....the only difference is the size of the reservoir...
Really? Lol.
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      05-06-2010, 09:03 AM   #114
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Eh, I don't know...

These images are actually off of Trojan's website (feel free to check the links).

Regular:


Magnum:



I'll agree that the "end" of the condom is larger as it tapers up to the tip. I guess we'd really have to determine what the manufacturer means by the term reservoir.

All I know is that the Magnums don't suffocate my cock like regular Trojan condoms do. I know this because I've literally stopped mid-coitus and switched them out because of discomfort. And IMO that has nothing to do with the reservoir at the end.
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Who the fuck's dick is shaped like that?
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All I know is that the Magnums don't suffocate my cock like regular Trojan condoms do. I know this because I've literally stopped mid-coitus and switched them out because of discomfort. And IMO that has nothing to do with the reservoir at the end.
Now THAT'S pretty bad

I thought the reservoir was for the sperm? That's what it sounds like, anyway.
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      05-06-2010, 11:15 AM   #117
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Who the fuck's dick is shaped like that?
I've seen some porn where the dude's dicks are shaped like baseball bats. It is a bit off-putting to say the least...

I am with you on the purpose of the resevoir and what is actually it's for, which is why I disagree with the statement that "just the reservior" is larger.



All the pleasure from sex comes from the friction (things rubbing together) right? For lack of a better description when I put on a regular sized codom, my dick looks like this: (before anyone jumps on the wagon, I mean figurativly not litterally)



When I put on a Magnum, it looks more normal... at least as normal as a wrapped dick can.

more room = more friction = better sex.
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True. I get the max sensitivity ones. Don't know why. Guess its the branding of the product
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You silly people and your condoms...


BC what what


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You silly people and your condoms...


BC what what


lol
Yeah it would be easier/better, but the wife can't take it.... so rubbaz are my only option.
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Yeah it would be easier/better, but the wife can't take it.... so rubbaz are my only option.
Wait, you use condoms with your wife?
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Not into babies right now man... not even a little bit.
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Ah true. Makes sense. That just threw me off a bit.


But thanks for warning me. I'll make sure my future prospects are BC friendly. I'd rather not succumb to the almighty condom
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Not into babies right now man... not even a little bit.
Time for an IUD.
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Time for an IUD.
No way I'm making her go through that shit. And it's really not a big deal for me...


All you cavalier dudes who are bagging chicks left and right, I would encourage you to find some comfortable condoms and use them EVERY_TIME. BC won't keep your dick from rotting off if you hook up with some crazy broad with some gnarly flesh-eating VD.

Beyond that, unless you are physically watching your GF take the pills every day I'd be leery. Girls can get really crazy about that kind of thing if they want to hook you and can "forget" to take their pills. If they get knocked up and want to have the baby there is NOTHING you can do about it. This happened to a friend of mine and he is on the hook for 18 years man....

I've said it before and I'll say it again, where is Tom Leykis when you need him.
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No way I'm making her go through that shit. And it's really not a big deal for me...


All you cavalier dudes who are bagging chicks left and right, I would encourage you to find some comfortable condoms and use them EVERY_TIME. BC won't keep your dick from rotting off if you hook up with some crazy broad with some gnarly flesh-eating VD.

Beyond that, unless you are physically watching your GF take the pills every day I'd be leery. Girls can get really crazy about that kind of thing if they want to hook you and can "forget" to take their pills. If they get knocked up and want to have the baby there is NOTHING you can do about it. This happened to a friend of mine and he is on the hook for 18 years man....

I've said it before and I'll say it again, where is Tom Leykis when you need him.
a) I dont hook up with crazy bitches who want to pop out kids. I prefer girls with careers, dreams, aspirations.

b) An IUD should take any skilled OBGYN a minute to put in. Not to mention hormone options such as the NUVA ring and others that only contain progesterone versus a mixture of estrogen and progesterone. They are all painless.
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JayKay on his medical terminology rampage again.

But you're right. When they have shit in life that they are looking to do, there is no way they'll want a kid. They're usually the ones to tell you that they aren't having it.
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a) I dont hook up with crazy bitches who want to pop out kids. I prefer girls with careers, dreams, aspirations.

b) An IUD should take any skilled OBGYN a minute to put in. Not to mention hormone options such as the NUVA ring and others that only contain progesterone versus a mixture of estrogen and progesterone. They are all painless.
a) Unfortunately part of generalization is that you generalize... LOL. All I can say is that if what you say is true, you are in the minority.

b) While I appreciate the effectiveness of IUDs, etc. It's a personal choice to use them or not and we choose not to.
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No generalizations. I can't speak for others. I have standards. Unlike many, I don't drop those standards on Fridays or after a case of beer.

I also prefer to be in the company of females who have equally ambitious goals as I. These females don't want children any time soon. It has proven more effective than asking each girl if what their views on abortion are.
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No generalizations. I can't speak for others. I have standards. Unlike many, I don't drop those standards on Fridays or after a case of beer.

I also prefer to be in the company of females who have equally ambitious goals as I. These females don't want children any time soon. It has proven more effective than asking each girl if what their views on abortion are.
Way to steal what I said, guy.

Better yet, find out their views about having children in general before entering the meat curtains.
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Nah. I dont care if they want children. Its a matter of right here right now. You can generally tell about 90% of woman based on what they do, want to do, family, religion,etc. from my experiences. Those last few hand fulls that leave you wondering just need to be asked. Surprisingly, when I put it out there as stating my youth, career goals, and general plans for the future they are more understanding of the question. Worse comes to worse, just PIITB.
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If they see that you are going somewhere in life they'll show more sympathy towards your evasion of being a father at this point and time. But I feelz you.
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