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      04-04-2008, 03:24 PM   #111
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Yesterday was a long day! (woke up at 8am, did laundry, groceries, cleaned the apartement, went to work at 3pm), my gf was in my apartment waiting for me when i got home. i got home at 11:15pm, took a quick shower, and we went at it. I did NOT FLOG THE DOG as suggested, and went in FULLY LOADED. I popped 2 cialis pills around 10:55pm. Funny thing about those pills is that you dont feel anything until you start to fuck. That's when you feel your dick turn into a metal rod.

I only lasted 1 hour. It wasn't about my penis, i just had too long of a day and ran out of energy. i went to sleep but my dick was wide awake all night. haha. That was the hardest fucking i've ever been involved in. serious spanking and hair pulling going on. i made her say some dirty shit. i think i scared her. j/k. in the morning we did it again for about half hour. now i have a headache.

i feel like barry bonds. fuckin dopehead cheater.
1 hour of direct penetration or 1 hour of everything?

1 hour of nonstop direct penetration is a long F'ing time!
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      04-04-2008, 03:39 PM   #112
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Why are you listning to her? - Give it to her and go get a beer. If she wants more and keep talking. Go get a beer more down town.
When you come home and she is still awake and full of energi - you go to bed and tell her to clean the house.
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      04-04-2008, 03:49 PM   #113
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Has anyone done it in an e92? I need a success story to try it out! im 6'3 btw so yah not gona be easy
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      04-04-2008, 03:56 PM   #114
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Has anyone done it in an e92? I need a success story to try it out! im 6'3 btw so yah not gona be easy


It's not that easy, but it can be done. You are a little bit taller then me though, good luck.
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      04-04-2008, 04:00 PM   #115
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Has anyone done it in an e92? I need a success story to try it out! im 6'3 btw so yah not gona be easy
im 6'1.. did it in the back seat of my e90
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      04-04-2008, 06:53 PM   #116
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Has anyone done it in an e92? I need a success story to try it out! im 6'3 btw so yah not gona be easy
this is exactly why i own an e90..


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      04-04-2008, 06:56 PM   #117
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im 6'1.. did it in the back seat of my e90
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for the e92 i would try the passanger seat, lean it all the way back chill and let her do the work. or if you really want to do it in the back seat move the seats all the way forward and the seatback as far up as it goes, its going to be tight but anything is doable. It'd be tough as hell in a z4 tho, damn that would be cramped
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      04-04-2008, 07:02 PM   #118
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      04-04-2008, 08:11 PM   #119
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like i posted earlier, he failed.

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      04-04-2008, 08:13 PM   #120
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First thing to do is get yourself a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg.
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1 hour of direct penetration or 1 hour of everything?

1 hour of nonstop direct penetration is a long F'ing time!
+1 AND Most any women will tell you that they aren't really into Hours and hours... If you cannot get things done and done properly in 15-20 minutes?


You're doing it wrong, and your lady friend IE (Your Fist) is just checking the time, hoping you'll figure something out soon.
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When you have the feeling that your going to shoot a load, immediately stop and go down on her for a while....just keep eating her out and licking her....do this for about 15 minutes or so, then go right back into her...By then you should be not as aroused like before and can start pumping away again...When you feel the urge again to shoot a load, stop immediately and start munching on her rug again...This technique works for a good hour long session....Remember girls love to be eaten and each time you go down on her and can make her orgasm, its a plus plus for you because it gives you more time to recover from shooting your load too early!!!! Trust me it works!
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      04-04-2008, 08:25 PM   #123
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+1 AND Most any women will tell you that they aren't really into Hours and hours... If you cannot get things done and done properly in 15-20 minutes?


You're doing it wrong, and your lady friend IE (Your Fist) is just checking the time, hoping you'll figure something out soon.
Really depends on the girl man, I mean it. Some like it long and can handle getting pounded, others dont like it so long and think it hurts to get pounded. So it's really dependent on the girl, the night, and the mood. Oh and also, you can switch it up, you know everyone has quickies, as well as long night sessions.
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The girl can be the hottest thing on earth...After you bang it about 1000 times it won't be like the first 10 times, thats for sure!!!
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      04-04-2008, 08:27 PM   #125
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Has anyone done it in an e92? I need a success story to try it out! im 6'3 btw so yah not gona be easy
Yea, its tough buddy, we played around and finally figured it out. My ex is pretty petite, and I'm not too tall myself...1) 1 position is having her bend over the front console and your going from behind
2) backseat almost the same way.

e92's have barely any space so it depends on how big you and your girl are....there's no fcking way to do traditional on the front seats; it just ain't happening unless you guys are both really small.


And having sex for 6 hours is stupid....Sex is pleasureable like food...in healthy doses once and a while and if your gorge out like that it'll just hurt....
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      04-04-2008, 08:28 PM   #126
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But by hours of sex I meant, lots of 40-45 minute sessions, followed by 15-30 minute breaks. And definitely not busting a nut each time either. . . hell no. I can do maybe 3 nuts a night and I'm done. But as long as you keep postponing your nut, you can continue on having "hours of sex" (30-45 minute sessions for the course of a few hours).
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The girl can be the hottest thing on earth...After you bang it about 1000 times it won't be like the first 10 times, thats for sure!!!
Im so afraid of that man whenever I get a new g/f!!!
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+1 AND Most any women will tell you that they aren't really into Hours and hours... If you cannot get things done and done properly in 15-20 minutes?


You're doing it wrong, and your lady friend IE (Your Fist) is just checking the time, hoping you'll figure something out soon.
Gotta side with this one...15-20 might be a little too short but FOUR F'ng HOURS??? The half dozen of you dudes who say "oh ya man thats me" need to quit your jobs and become a porn star....you'll make way more $$$
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      04-05-2008, 04:41 AM   #129
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make her cum first.
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make her cum first.
that's the key right there.... cause once she satisfied, there's no pressure on u to perform anymore. Should be able to get it done in about 20mins like others have said. If u can get her to "O" more than once in that time, then she'll be knocking on ur door daily

If ur that worried, bust a nut or 2 an hour or so before hand
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      04-05-2008, 10:21 AM   #131
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hell ya. if you pop one at 11pm, you'll be dancing and fucked up until noon the next day! imagine me at work with no shirt, drinking water like a mofo, and two glowsticks in my hands. haha.

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If u can get her to "O" more than once in that time, then she'll be knocking on ur door daily
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