Ask a girl anything (Part 2)

F30lolz · 08-19-2016, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Oh my gosh, I've just been waiting for you to come along and ask so I can validate my self-worth by whoring myself out for attention. What took you so long?

Been busy sending everyone who has PM'd me pics of me on the crap chute.

ASBSECU E93 · 08-19-2016, 10:59 AM

Biorin is Banned for bringing the SMACK DOWN hammer on F30lolz

MKSixer · 08-19-2016, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Oh my gosh, I've just been waiting for you to come along and ask so I can validate my self-worth by whoring myself out for attention. What took you so long?

It's early but unanimous: You, lady, win the internet for the day. Congratulations!!!

Joekerr · 08-19-2016, 12:42 PM

I'm pleased with the progress this thread has made. I mean, the bar was set very low, anything would be an improvement from the first page, but still...I'm pleased.

Here's a legit question:

Is there something more exciting or in some way better when you have a conversation in bed (with your partner) as opposed to having that exact same conversation when you were both awake (and say, sitting on the couch)?

Because it drives me nuts - we'll sit there, watch some TV, maybe chat a little, but then, when all I want to do is sleep, that's when she wants to have discussions about the day, and all this other stuff. Now I just mentally schedule off the first 10-15 minutes.

Is this common?

Biorin · 08-19-2016, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm pleased with the progress this thread has made. I mean, the bar was set very low, anything would be an improvement from the first page, but still...I'm pleased.

Here's a legit question:

Is there something more exciting or in some way better when you have a conversation in bed (with your partner) as opposed to having that exact same conversation when you were both awake (and say, sitting on the couch)?

Because it drives me nuts - we'll sit there, watch some TV, maybe chat a little, but then, when all I want to do is sleep, that's when she wants to have discussions about the day, and all this other stuff. Now I just mentally schedule off the first 10-15 minutes.

Is this common?

I only answer questions from people who post nudes... otherwise this thread is lame.

When a woman has an orgasm, it releases bonding hormones. Sex for us is probably (as a generalization) a more emotionally intimate experience. It makes us feel like we want to bond and cuddle and be close with you, including talking about our feelings and sharing what an asshole our boss is.

RnmEvo9 · 08-19-2016, 12:50 PM

If I tell a girl that I never want to get married or have kids, why do they generally think that they could change my mind? Then of course I'm the asshole because I didn't change my mind.

Biorin · 08-19-2016, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RnmEvo9

If I tell a girl that I never want to get married or have kids, why do they generally think that they could change my mind? Then of course I'm the asshole because I didn't change my mind.

People like to imagine that you love them enough to where you'll change your mind, even if the love isn't the issue.

Lups · 08-19-2016, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

And you gotta call them out!! You know how this is done!!

Sara504 bimmette Lups Biorin What do you think about our dear friend Joekerr 's lame ass initial question?

Even the lamest guy who I've kicked in the nuts recovered in a few hours tops. My sons took about 12 to pop out, but I doubt you can compare pain inflicted by an other and something you at some way realize is helping you.

Yeah, the question is lame. Very, very lame.

shoei · 08-19-2016, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

And you gotta call them out!! You know how this is done!!

Sara504 bimmette Lups Biorin What do you think about our dear friend Joekerr 's lame ass initial question?

Even the lamest guy who I've kicked in the nuts recovered in a few hours tops. My sons took about 12 to pop out, but I doubt you can compare pain inflicted by an other and something you at some way realize is helping you.

Yeah, the question is lame. Very, very lame.

Well well well, look what the goat dragged in...

Lups · 08-19-2016, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RnmEvo9

If I tell a girl that I never want to get married or have kids, why do they generally think that they could change my mind? Then of course I'm the asshole because I didn't change my mind.

Yeah well, I didn't want kids, houses or stability... I think I'm one of those whos screwed life for you. I'm sorry.

Lups · 08-19-2016, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Well well well, look what the goat dragged in...

Hey Christmas is coming around again. Gotta make a stance early on. Sup bro?

shoei · 08-19-2016, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by shoei

Well well well, look what the goat dragged in...

Hey Christmas is coming around again. Gotta make a stance early on. Sup bro?

No goats... I demand a cooler animal...

Like a honey badger... Let's donate a bunch of honey badgers...

RnmEvo9 · 08-19-2016, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah well, I didn't want kids, houses or stability... I think I'm one of those whos screwed life for you. I'm sorry.

What are you sorry for? I get to do what I want, when I want with whoever I want. Life is great!

shoei · 08-19-2016, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by RnmEvo9

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Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah well, I didn't want kids, houses or stability... I think I'm one of those whos screwed life for you. I'm sorry.

What are you sorry for? I get to do what I want, when I want with whoever I want. Life is great!

You sound like a kid who's parents went away for the weekend... But you have no friends so you just wind up lonely playing World of Warcraft... Alone...

The fact that you have to boast or babble on about you and women, pretty much solidifies chances are pretty damn good that there are no women...

Enjoy your tissue and lotion...

Joekerr · 08-19-2016, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Even the lamest guy who I've kicked in the nuts recovered in a few hours tops. My sons took about 12 to pop out, but I doubt you can compare pain inflicted by an other and something you at some way realize is helping you.

Yeah, the question is lame. Very, very lame.

Stop taking me so seriously Anna. Or read past the first page.

btw - it's been about a month...has a women's shelter somewhere received a donation from you in lieu of your attendance at what sounded like a fabulous party where you could have done a lot of good work?

I don't need a receipt...your word will do.

Lups · 08-19-2016, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

No goats... I demand a cooler animal...

Like a honey badger... Let's donate a bunch of honey badgers...

According to Top Gear, honey badgers eats balls. I'm cool with that animal too, its effect is pretty much the same as goats.

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Originally Posted by RnmEvo9

What are you sorry for? I get to do what I want, when I want with whoever I want. Life is great!

lol, no, because people like me, others too are expected to change.

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Originally Posted by shoei

You sound like a kid who's parents went away for the weekend... But you have no friends so you just wind up lonely playing World of Warcraft... Alone...

The fact that you have to boast or babble on about you and women, pretty much solidifies chances are pretty damn good that there are no women...

Enjoy your tissue and lotion...

Put the lotion in the basket...

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Stop taking me so seriously Anna. Or read past the first page.

btw - it's been about a month...has a women's shelter somewhere received a donation from you in lieu of your attendance at what sounded like a fabulous party where you could have done a lot of good work?

I don't need a receipt...your word will do.

Lol! I am not, I just felt like answering for once. I think the pain is very, very different.

Hasn't! I forgot about it! I did give a person who was leaving a shelter a tv, xbox, beds, carpers and a car, so will it be enough?

I'm sorry, I forgot my promise.

RnmEvo9 · 08-19-2016, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

You sound like a kid who's parents went away for the weekend... But you have no friends so you just wind up lonely playing World of Warcraft... Alone...

The fact that you have to boast or babble on about you and women, pretty much solidifies chances are pretty damn good that there are no women...

Enjoy your tissue and lotion...

I'm a registered nurse and do my fair share of traveling and I love it. I don't get why you have to attack me for my views but it is entertaining nonetheless. Let me ask you, what benefit does marriage bring for men?

Lups · 08-19-2016, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RnmEvo9

I'm a registered nurse and do my fair share of traveling and I love it. I don't get why you have to attack me for my views but it is entertaining nonetheless. Let me ask you, what benefit does marriage bring for men?

Dude shoei is an old fart who just recently has come up with a family. He's not attacking you, he's remembering his wild single years!

Love you T!!!

RnmEvo9 · 08-19-2016, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Dude shoei is an old fart who just recently has come up with a family. He's not attacking you, he's remembering his wild single years!

Love you T!!!

Misery loves company

shoei · 08-19-2016, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RnmEvo9

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Originally Posted by shoei

You sound like a kid who's parents went away for the weekend... But you have no friends so you just wind up lonely playing World of Warcraft... Alone...

The fact that you have to boast or babble on about you and women, pretty much solidifies chances are pretty damn good that there are no women...

Enjoy your tissue and lotion...

I'm a registered nurse and do my fair share of traveling and I love it. I don't get why you have to attack me for my views but it is entertaining nonetheless. Let me ask you, what benefit does marriage bring for men?

Perhaps I may have been hasty in my response but it's a knee jerk reaction to the idiocy around here on how much pussy one gets - when they actually just mean their cats... So my bad...

shoei · 08-19-2016, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by RnmEvo9

I'm a registered nurse and do my fair share of traveling and I love it. I don't get why you have to attack me for my views but it is entertaining nonetheless. Let me ask you, what benefit does marriage bring for men?

Dude shoei is an old fart who just recently has come up with a family. He's not attacking you, he's remembering his wild single years!

Love you T!!!

Can I comment on him being a man nurse?? Is that acceptable?

Questofthetune · 08-19-2016, 02:05 PM

Why is there so much shed hair all over evreything? I pull the equivalent of a small animal out of my drain every morning after my fiancé showers??

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