Do you have a side job?

Lups · 02-04-2016, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Are you a pimp?

I was rereading my initial application and I finally saw I managed to typo a word. Then I realized I might have been too careless while writing it up. Can I have a redo? I rEally need a job, all this free time I now have has resulted into destructive behavior and excessive milk drinking.

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2016, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I just want to know who is responsible for cleaning the seats. That could change the whole nature of the deal. Especially in that beater Taurus (yes, the "beater beater" you might call it.) I mean, think about it. Giving handys to the passenger and the driver's taking it in ass for payment. It's a double horror up front.

I mean, you know it has cloth seats.

That's why drivers get paid in towlettes.

Axius · 02-04-2016, 09:35 AM

I'm currently looking for a new personal assistant. Mainly just one that will cook my meals. Starting pay is hot sex, endless bacon, whiskey, jalapenos, and a crappy 128i.

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2016, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I'm currently looking for a new personal assistant. Mainly just one that will cook my meals. Starting pay is hot sex, endless bacon, whiskey, jalapenos, and a crappy 128i.

Go inflatable. Much cheaper.

Axius · 02-04-2016, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Go inflatable. Much cheaper.

Not exactly, ever since Chels has been gone I've spent almost a grand on firearms, bike gear, car parts, vacation to NOLA, 5 hours in the tattoo parlor...., it's been a slippery slope.

In fact I think life got more lavish...

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2016, 09:49 AM

Well that's just poor decisions. A women would add to that you butt nugget.

Axius · 02-04-2016, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Well that's just poor decisions. A women would add to that you butt nugget.

That's why I don't have a women. I mean, I'm seeing someone, but I am not committing to anyone for a long time.

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2016, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That's why I don't have a women. I mean, I'm seeing someone, but I am not committing to anyone for a long time.

Yeah right you will be kneeling at the alter of lamentation in no time.

Axius · 02-04-2016, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah right you will be kneeling at the alter of lamentation in no time.

Fuck that. 5 years and didn't put a ring on the previous, gotta keep the stats in the positive. I've heard about "marriage".

Nope.

jtodd_fl · 02-04-2016, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah right you will be kneeling at the alter of lamentation in no time.

Haha... you wanna start an over/under?

ASBSECU E93 · 02-04-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by Axius

All I know is you and ASBSECU E93 have approximately 3 months to prepare yourselves for some shenanigans.

ASB is pretty good at keeping up with me, except on the kart track.

I only need about 2 seconds to prepare for shenanigans!

With 3 months I could plan to invade another country.

Major car action and a ton of, um...other fun. Novices need not apply.

....power to weight issue.....that's my story and I'm sticking to it

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2016, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Fuck that. 5 years and didn't put a ring on the previous, gotta keep the stats in the positive. I've heard about "marriage".

Nope.

If it looks too good to be true! Find one that doesn't change dramatically once locked down and then call me.

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2016, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Haha... you wanna start an over/under?

6 months.

jtodd_fl · 02-04-2016, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

If it looks too good to be true! Find one that doesn't change dramatically once locked down and then call me.

Like tigers bro...

In the wild... in captivity. Completely different animals.

Axius · 02-04-2016, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

If it looks too good to be true! Find one that doesn't change dramatically once locked down and then call me.

But I'm not going to lock one down, so unfortunately I can't help you.

Tried being with someone and fully committing, obviously didn't work, so that's the end of doing that shit. Thought wanted it at first, but now I enjoy just doing my own thing, no answering to anyone and can make as many stupid decisions I choose with only myself to deal with.

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2016, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

But I'm not going to lock one down, so unfortunately I can't help you.

Tried being with someone and fully committing, obviously didn't work, so that's the end of doing that shit. Thought wanted it at first, but now I enjoy just doing my own thing, no answering to anyone and can make as many stupid decisions I choose with only myself to deal with.

Think it thru. Could be right for you or you may need someone not quite as stupid to balance things out!

Axius · 02-04-2016, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Think it thru. Could be right for you or you may need someone not quite as stupid to balance things out!

Trust me, I've thought long and hard about it.

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2016, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Trust me, I've thought long and hard about it.

Get in the right mind first. Can't be pulling your pork and getting hammered all the time.

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2016, 11:10 AM

Although that does sound a lot like married life now that I think of it.

MKSixer · 02-04-2016, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Awwwww shhhheeeitt! I mean, we could travel south, invade Myrtle Beach, steal a bunch of hot blondes, and then throw the biggest bash anyone this side of the Mississippi river has ever seen!

Maybe we should make a trip to the shooting range?

Are you my long lost brother?

Hell yes!

Axius · 02-04-2016, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Get in the right mind first. Can't be pulling your pork and getting hammered all the time.

Those two things can never be ceased. Too much enjoyment.

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Are you my long lost brother?

Hell yes!

Brotha from anutha mutha.

Sounds good, we'll continue to collaborate our itinerary with ASB.

1MOREMOD · 02-04-2016, 11:28 AM

You punks. Hope Axius loses another toe.

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