What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Lups · 07-31-2015, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Thats as deep as I care to tread in the gulf...bit scared of sharks at/near dusk....

Didn't use the pic. I'll flatter you to take a pic with the car and a donkey.

It will serve me right to be eaten by a shark for laughing at you just now.

Lups · 07-31-2015, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

hint....they all want sex on the first date...

some are just more sly/clever about how they go about getting it...

Who the fuck goes on a date with anyone the don't want to sleep with?

C5driver · 07-31-2015, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Who the fuck goes on a date with anyone the don't want to sleep with?

When only one person knows they've been friendzoned...

ASBSECU E93 · 07-31-2015, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Who the fuck goes on a date with anyone the don't want to sleep with?

^^ HA HA!!!

Just trying to state the obvious for the benefit of the readers

Sara · 07-31-2015, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Who the fuck goes on a date with anyone the don't want to sleep with?

I dont want to sleep with him on the first date! Plus this other guy is more my type.

Older, car biz, fitted suits, California....

Sara · 07-31-2015, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

She has the gene, meaning it's somewhere in her lineage.

Why the fuck I had to get it

Alas, manana at 11am it will all be gone again.

ASBSECU E93 · 07-31-2015, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Didn't use the pic. I'll flatter you to take a pic with the car and a donkey.

It will serve me right to be eaten by a shark for laughing at you just now.

...yea, that might be a little tough...is that a challenge though??

Any car?

Lups · 07-31-2015, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

...yea, that might be a little tough...is that a challenge though??

Any car?

Nope! I've scouted places here to find a donkey, but the only one I've found had an owner who clearly isn't into objectifying their pet.

"hello. I k ow this seems stupid, but I'm trying to get a pic of my jacket, a donkey and my dog. Can I rent your donkey for five minutes"

"no"

ASBSECU E93 · 07-31-2015, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Nope! I've scouted places here to find a donkey, but the only one I've found had an owner who clearly isn't into objectifying their pet.

"hello. I k ow this seems stupid, but I'm trying to get a pic of my jacket, a donkey and my dog. Can I rent your donkey for five minutes"

"no"

Best post of the day!!!

It does help to objectify said donkey...if you actually own said donkey!!!

C5driver · 07-31-2015, 05:35 PM

Hmmmm...cruising PCH up to Malibu and driving the canyons this weekend?

Sara · 07-31-2015, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Hmmmm...cruising PCH up to Malibu and driving the canyons this weekend?

awww I miss doing that!

Well if all works out with this new man. I'll scratch PA off and head back to Beverly Hills.

Cross your fingers for me!!! He's Persian Ooh la la.

C5driver · 07-31-2015, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Well if all works out with this new man. I'll scratch PA off and head back to Beverly Hills.

Cross your fingers for me!!! He's Persian Ooh la la.

Good luck!

Sara · 07-31-2015, 05:47 PM

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Good luck!

Watch him aggravate me before our first date and get cancelled too. Oh woe is me

C5driver · 07-31-2015, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Watch him aggravate me before our first date and get cancelled too. Oh woe is me

Hey, look on the positive side...at least the collision avoidance system is working

///M Power-Belgium · 07-31-2015, 05:54 PM

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As promised

FTR - SW Florida is neither hot nor sunny at the moment

Anywho....no ban for moi

Looks really good , enjoy your vacation .

///M Power-Belgium · 07-31-2015, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

awww I miss doing that!

Well if all works out with this new man. I'll scratch PA off and head back to Beverly Hills.

Cross your fingers for me!!! He's Persian Ooh la la.

A Persian ?
Sara I hope you don't need a burka .

Lups · 07-31-2015, 06:07 PM

Oh for fucks sake.

"sorry man, we don't have the parts needed. We can get them by august tenth, and then you can have it back. The total estimate of the repairs is 3k and naturally we will get you into a bigger rental now"

So, we went from a day to 10?!

V1.47fan · 07-31-2015, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

awww I miss doing that!

Well if all works out with this new man. I'll scratch PA off and head back to Beverly Hills.

Cross your fingers for me!!! He's Persian Ooh la la.

Mpower Belgium is Batavian.

C5driver · 07-31-2015, 06:25 PM

Car cover arrived ahead of schedule

bimmette · 07-31-2015, 07:12 PM

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Omg.

I cancelled on him. A better opportunity came up two days ago

Plus he hinted he wanted sex and I am not about that on the 1st date right now. So NEXT.

Aaaah ok. He did look a little young anyways.

bimmette · 07-31-2015, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Hmmmm...cruising PCH up to Malibu and driving the canyons this weekend?

awww I miss doing that!

Well if all works out with this new man. I'll scratch PA off and head back to Beverly Hills.

Cross your fingers for me!!! He's Persian Ooh la la.

Uhhh if you're looking for a husband, you know religion will be an issue...

///M Power-Belgium · 07-31-2015, 07:50 PM

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Mpower Belgium is Batavian.

Think it's time for my story => No joke !

Don't think so because I'm not Dutch , remember I'm Belgian .
Thought that the Dutch were there in Batavia in the 17th century and no Belgians .
Think one of my ancestors was "Ambiorix" in the time that Belgium was called Belgica in BC-time (before christ)
The man Ambiorix was Eburoon and leader of the Eburonen .
But the Romans came from Italie (53-BC) with a general of Julius Caesar and with a legion of 7,200 Roman soldiers to conquer the place where I live right now !
So there was blood all over , because Ambiorix with his small army against the super Roman legion with advanced weapons !
The big surprise was that Ambiorix kicked ass with the Roman legion , and all of the 7,200 Roman soldiers were slaughtered by the Eburonen !
BUT.....

After a couple of years the Roman legion was still not returned in Italie because they were slaughtered by Ambiorix , and so Julius Caesar gave order to attack Belgica (Belgium) with 9 legions or 50,000 Roman soldiers !(big shit for Ambirorix)
So the result of the second battle was now reversed , and most of the Eburonen were slaughtered by the 9 Roman legions .
BTW....I am living today....right now on top in the middle of this battle field !
When there are constructions over here...new roads , houses ect...they need to stop often the works because under the ground are lots of things...weapons ,arrowheads,swords, coins... pieces of skeletons even Roman soldiers were found still on the horses , here some pics => https://www.google.be/search?hl=nl&s...14.EYfrZacwELU
So we have archaeological excavations all the time , and some take years !
That's why we have here the Gallo-Roman Museum => http://www.galloromeinsmuseum.be/permanent_exhibition
And I really feel I have some blood of Ambiorix in my blood vessels...

"AMBIORIX" (This man was no joke) !

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