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      03-24-2016, 09:52 PM   #1277
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Bummer. Did you go for the close?

I don't recall the initial interaction details so much but didn't chat too long, we exchanged numbers and I was on my way.

Reason was kinda lame...like really enjoyed meeting her, want to see her but not going to the auto show again.
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Bummer. Did you go for the close?

I don't recall the initial interaction details so much but didn't chat too long, we exchanged numbers and I was on my way.

Reason was kinda lame...like really enjoyed meeting her, want to see her but not going to the auto show again.
Asked her what she was doing afterwards. She said something along the lines of company outing for the models. I asked for her digits, she nicely said against policy. I was like k. Bid her a nice day and moved on.
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It's refreshing to find some "personable" models. Didn't think those hoes existed anymore.
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It's refreshing to find some "personable" models. Didn't think those hoes existed anymore.
Or one that learns the script well.
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      03-25-2016, 07:47 AM   #1281
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Lol their entire existence is a script. Just depends on which part fate decides you to appear.
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      03-25-2016, 09:45 AM   #1283
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Lol their entire existence is a script. Just depends on which part fate decides you to appear.
I cannot decide if this is like super deep or really stupid. I will select super deep, award you 1,000 points and you advance to the lightning round.
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It was actually really stupid, Dad! But too late I'm in the lightning round bwahahahahaaaa!!!!
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I grew up in Detroit and went through my late teens/early twenty talking to "the models" phase. When I was young and stupid, I thought it was amazing that these pretty ladies knew so much about cars (I know... the little head was still doing a lot of the thinking back then). As I learned more about cars and understood second level questioning, I realized just how shallow that particular stream of consciousness was. Pretty ladies that really know cars are here (and in my and many other of our houses). Or, out another way, many of those models will last 2 minutes in a car conversation off the clock, but like 2 hours talking about make-up. i have experienced this hanging out at an auto show while the staff was on break. The chatter was utterly inane. Not generalizing, just talking about my personal experience.
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It was actually really stupid, Dad! But too late I'm in the lightning round bwahahahahaaaa!!!!
*strikes Verbiage with lighting*

bwahahahahaaaa!!!!

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I grew up in Detroit and went through my late teens/early twenty talking to "the models" phase. When I was young and stupid, I thought it was amazing that these pretty ladies knew so much about cars (I know... the little head was still doing a lot of the thinking back then). As I learned more about cars and understood second level questioning, I realized just how shallow that particular stream of consciousness was. Pretty ladies that really know cars are here (and in my and many other of our houses). Or, out another way, many of those models will last 2 minutes in a car conversation off the clock, but like 2 hours talking about make-up. i have experienced this hanging out at an auto show while the staff was on break. The chatter was utterly inane. Not generalizing, just talking about my personal experience.
Agreed. Society attempts to do its best to cater to what the penis likes. Why not combine motors with vaginas? Everyone wins.
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Agreed. Society attempts to do its best to cater to what the penis likes. Why not combine motors with vaginas? Everyone wins.
What, you want turbocharged Inline 6 Fleshlight? A Blown Blower, as it were.
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Agreed. Society attempts to do its best to cater to what the penis likes. Why not combine motors with vaginas? Everyone wins.
They do, it's called an exhaust pipe stuffed with a fleshlight. Happy? Just saved you hundreds of thousands of dollars by not needing a girlfriend.
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What, you want turbocharged Inline 6 Fleshlight? A Blown Blower, as it were.
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They do, it's called an exhaust pipe stuffed with a fleshlight. Happy? Just saved you hundreds of thousands of dollars by not needing a girlfriend.
I genuinely have no idea what I would do without you guys.
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Agreed. Society attempts to do its best to cater to what the penis likes. Why not combine motors with vaginas? Everyone wins.
What, you want turbocharged Inline 6 Fleshlight? A Blown Blower, as it were.
Pretty sure that's called Bro-Charging
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Pretty sure that's called Bro-Charging
And if it is being used by a Sikh, is it then a Turbaned-Bro Charger?
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Pretty sure that's called Bro-Charging
And if it is being used by a Sikh, is it then a Turbaned-Bro Charger?
Giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle.
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Exhaust clip
Was I just Tariq-rolled?

Expected Sikh dude fucking a car... got something worse.... much worse.
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Exhaust clip
Was I just Tariq-rolled?

Expected Sikh dude fucking a car... got something worse.... much worse.


I'm sure I could arrange that for you...I've got some horny Sikh friends...
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Although I don't know you, it seemed promising based on your posts. Hope you're well.

For what it's worth, at least it was short-lived.
I'm not giving up on him just yet. We've talked every single day so far. Though it's getting less and less, perhaps he's just really busy or I need to find more things to do to occupy my time.
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perhaps he's just really busy or I need to find more things to do to occupy my time.
Perhaps you should spend some time with your offspring.
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