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      11-23-2015, 11:21 AM   #1277
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He'd be a good instructor, yes. Humorless as fuck, but you'd pick up a tip or five.
Hey I joke around as much as anyone. Didn't you see my support group or the perple derple race League?
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      11-23-2015, 11:22 AM   #1278
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Hey I joke around as much as anyone. Didn't you see my support group or the perplexed derple rave leagu?
You're...different
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      11-23-2015, 11:23 AM   #1279
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I'm beginning to sense that you don't like to joke around about track driving.

FWIW, i think you'd be a pretty awesome track mate. Seems like you'd be a lot of fun to slice up the track with. If i could hang of course.
It depends what you joke about. When I think your making fun of something I take serious I won't be laughing. I'm just a mid level guy not some superstar but I'm decent. Compared to most of the wanna bes here I'm a pro.
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It depends what you joke about. When I think your making fun of something I take serious I won't be laughing. I'm just a mid level guy not some superstar but I'm decent. Compared to most of the wanna bes here I'm a pro.
Don't you know that when people like you they tend make fun of what you take seriously?

Your mid level ass should get over that.
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Compared to most of the wanna bes here I'm a pro.
You're probably right. The CCC I attended a few months ago was humbling. It was my second time with instruction, the first being with a Vette group at Spring Mountain a number of years ago. Among several takeaways, number one would have to be further instruction, if you intend to drive the car like it was meant to be driven.


ETA...a couple weeks ago, I got the car sideways on a 90 degree right. In MDM, not paying attention, and got on the 633HP a bit too early and heavy. Scary as hell on a public road.
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Hey I joke around as much as anyone. Didn't you see my support group or the perplexed derple rave leagu?
You're...different
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You're probably right. The CCC I attended a few months ago was humbling. It was my second time with instruction, the first being with a Vette group at Spring Mountain a number of years ago. Among several takeaways, number one would have to be further instruction, if you intend to drive the car like it was meant to be driven.
Well the fist time on a rally course with an instructor was no picnic either. Considering I expected angels to land to sing my braises, I quickly realized the instructor was wrong and I was right and he didn't know what he was talking about.

Most of our roads are back roads and even now, over ten years later I still hear the guys voice in my head every time I approach a corner too optimistically.
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Well the fist time on a rally course with an instructor was no picnic either.
For you or the instructor?
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For you or the instructor?
haha
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For you or the instructor?
I'd say to him. I'm sure it is hard to believe since I'm now so normal, nice, calm and collected but in my early twenties I was a bit cocky. Just a tiny bit.

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I'd say to him. I'm sure it is hard to believe since I'm now so normal, nice, calm and collected but in my early twenties I was a bit cocky. Just a tiny bit.
Why do I even ask these questions...
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Why do I even ask these questions...
Dunno, maybe one day my answer will be the right one?
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Dunno, maybe one day my answer will be the right one?
I've been surprised before, so maybe it's the glass half full kinda person I tend to be.
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No it means I'm faster than you and I'm in your mirror eating you up. Slow drivers are the ones who are repeatedly told to mind their mirrors because people come up on you fast, ie me. Same guy can need to check his mirror and see me 3 times in a session. It's a circle I keep coming up from the rear, ask my wife.
Yeah , your wife can know it when you come from the rear
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No it means I'm faster than you and I'm in your mirror eating you up. Slow drivers are the ones who are repeatedly told to mind their mirrors because people come up on you fast, ie me. Same guy can need to check his mirror and see me 3 times in a session. It's a circle I keep coming up from the rear, ask my wife.
Yeah , your wife can know it when you come from the rear
Phil, he's talking about lapping a slower driver (possibly his wife) on a closed road course, possibly 3 times in one track session.
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I'm pretty sure 1MOREMOD was implying that he's really slow.
Personal I think that 1MOREMOD is pretty fast ..
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Phil, he's talking about lapping a slower driver (possibly his wife) on a closed road course, possibly 3 times in one track session.
I know 1MOREMOD probably longer than you do from other threads in the past .
One thing is for sure he talks a lot ambiguous , and so in this situation I'm pretty sure that I was right about the coming from the rear on his wife ...
Sorry about that but that's what I think that he wanted to say ...
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I know 1MOREMOD probably longer than you do from other threads in the past .
I'm an OT newbie, so yes...you're right.

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One thing is for sure he talks a lot ambiguous , and so in this situation I'm pretty sure that I was right about the coming from the rear on his wife ...
Sorry about that but that's what I think that he wanted to say ...
Based on your sexually repressed posts and innuendo laden comments, I think you're projecting
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Don't you know that when people like you they tend make fun of what you take seriously?

Your mid level ass should get over that.
Who does that make look bad. I'm thinking the person making fun not me.
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I'm an OT newbie, so yes...you're right.



Based on your sexually repressed posts and innuendo laden comments, I think you're projecting
Belgium was correct I was being funny about nailing my wife and she can attest that I often come up swiftly from the rear. I intended to say what I did.
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Belgium was correct I was being funny about nailing my wife and she can attest that I often come up swiftly from the rear. I intended to say what I did.
Holy shit.
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Who does that make look bad. I'm thinking the person making fun not me.
Ok, i give up, you win. There is no intent to make anyone look bad. I was just trying to do a little forum bonding with you without it looking like i was hitting on you.

Thanks for ruining it.
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