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      07-27-2015, 10:48 PM   #12805
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This is the most conservative shopping picture of you which I can find.

Cheers mate, I'll save it under church pics.
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Well, I at least fed her for two months, clothed her, kept a roof over her head and paid all her bills. I think that is polite enough for someone who is not invited.
Using her own brother's money, sure. Can you post a picture of the "sil"n how old is she?
She looks older than her age, has dark blond thin hair, is pale, has no makeup on and wears odd clothes.
Probably granny panties also
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Probably granny panties also
I'll email you pics now. You can describe it to V1.
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I have an appointment in 2 weeks for a stage II tune and DPF delete for the Treg!!!!

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0-60 in HOLY 5HIT!!!!!!!

And it'll get 35 MPG....

Where you at Yaris Boy
That's nice Jetta boy- but It still won't look as good as the frozen black m6- with all your extra mile per gallons in your state with super cheap gas, whether you beat me or lose to me in a race

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Probably granny panties also
I'll email you pics now. You can describe it to V1.
Of the panties?
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BlackLand.

Ok I'm going to stop here before I get banned- just was shocked to see something so blunt
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That's nice Jetta boy- but It still won't look as good as the frozen black m6- with all your extra mile per gallons in your state with super cheap gas, whether you beat me or lose to me in a race

Don't worry, the tunes for the m6 are coming
...ALL that HP, and the result would be just like this



Ha Ha Ha...

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      07-28-2015, 12:48 AM   #12815
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Probably granny panties also
I'll email you pics now. You can describe it to V1.
The fact that she's still sucking air is a testament to your patience. My goodness...
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The fact that she's still sucking air is a testament to your patience. My goodness...
Yeah. I have to agree with you. Unreal doesn't do justice to describe her.
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The fact that she's still sucking air is a testament to your patience. My goodness...
Yeah. I have to agree with you. Unreal doesn't do justice to describe her.
That was 5,000 words of wtf!
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The fact that she's still sucking air is a testament to your patience. My goodness...
Lups SIL looks like.....

Same eye color. Same hair style. Same body style. wow.
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Lups SIL looks like.....

Same eye color. Same hair style. Same body style. wow.
Wtf, you guys have her in the office?! Pay her so she doesn't need to come and eat my food.
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Same eye color. Same hair style. Same body style. wow.
Same amount of boobage
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Same amount of boobage
Actually she has a huge rack. Now that i bought her bras.
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Same amount of boobage
Actually she has a huge rack. Now that i bought her bras.
Even so, she's like anti-Viagra
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Same amount of boobage
We, as a CO citizen tried to recall her, and pressure her to go away. We even recalled 2 state senates to pressure her, but your SIL would NOT go away! We are stuck for ~4 more years.


She also likes to take a long shower with a video crew.
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Boobs shmoobs.

Where my big booty girls at?
Meh. Too much junk in the trunk.
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Where my big booty girls at?
Lol, not on a car forum most likely.
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