"I don't have proof of it but I just know it's true" - post yours

shoei · 01-19-2022, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Der_Wolf

We need Sedan to start up an OF with some capoeira instructions. Not for sexual purposes, I swear. It's easier to see the movements when the light is bouncing off his exposed, baby oil-soaked body.

@Sedan_Clan

Sedan_Clan · 01-19-2022, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Der_Wolf

We need Sedan to start up an OF with some capoeira instructions. Not for sexual purposes, I swear. It's easier to see the movements when the light is bouncing off his exposed, baby oil-soaked body.

Those are already on my Instagram.

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by Der_Wolf

We need Sedan to start up an OF with some capoeira instructions. Not for sexual purposes, I swear. It's easier to see the movements when the light is bouncing off his exposed, baby oil-soaked body.

@Sedan_Clan

#dead

I'm cracking up.

Der_Wolf · 01-19-2022, 03:52 PM

Been gone for about 6 months. Feels good to be back boys.

UncleWede · 01-19-2022, 06:27 PM

Prostate exam necessity is left over from the days of leeches. Is it symmetrical ????

vreihen16 · 01-19-2022, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

You should take his money - his doctor and his wife (probably...unless she hates him by now) won't let him race. So he's a safe bet - free money!

Who said that *I* was going to drive it around the track?

I actually just wanted to use it for training a bus load of 16-year-olds to drive a manual gearbox. Figured that since it's brand new, the clutch can survive a day's abuse.....

cmyx6go · 01-20-2022, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

You know I happily would! Sadly, I'm nowhere near you.

Write me into your will would you?

UncleWede hasn't stated a claim to Sedan's stuff yet? I thought he surely would being MK has been MIA.

Joekerr · 01-20-2022, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

UncleWede hasn't stated a claim to Sedan's stuff yet? I thought he surely would being MK has been MIA.

Uncle Wede is a kinder, gentler soul than MK. He's also a tad bit slower. Dibs!!

UncleWede · 01-20-2022, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

UncleWede hasn't stated a claim to Sedan's stuff yet? I thought he surely would being MK has been MIA.

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Uncle Wede is a kinder, gentler soul than MK. He's also a tad bit slower. Dibs!!

MKSixer is the designated Chief of Stuff. In the regime that our future leader Joekerr has shared, there is no room for petty power grabs within the hierarchy. I know that his Benevolence will provide the NEEDS I have for access to Sedan_Clan 's 911.

#hispanic_vote

tranquility · 01-29-2022, 11:48 PM

Dunno what it's called and can't be bothered to google but that pointy upright metal thing used in restaurants, etc to collect paper slips must be one of the most stupid/dangerous inventions. I wonder how many ppl accidentally skewered their hands in a rush?

JJ 911SC · 01-30-2022, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by tranquility

Dunno what it's called and can't be bothered to google but that pointy upright metal thing used in restaurants, etc to collect paper slips must be one of the most stupid/dangerous inventions. I wonder how many ppl accidentally skewered their hands in a rush?

Restaurant Receipt Holder...

upstatedoc · 02-02-2022, 09:27 AM

One or more of these sports betting websites will be hacked and millions will have their data compromised

UncleWede · 02-02-2022, 11:14 AM

The new Axe deodorant sprays uses the same scent as the old RightGuard

upstatedoc · 02-02-2022, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

The new Axe deodorant sprays uses the same scent as the old RightGuard

Your smeller is off. go to the old fart thread.

UncleWede · 02-02-2022, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Your smeller is off. go to the old fart thread.

I'm mostly a new-fangled crystal guy, but I found a bottle over at dad's house, and sprayed a squirt. Was somehow expecting something. . . different, based on TV commercials.

upstatedoc · 02-02-2022, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

The new Axe deodorant sprays uses the same scent as the old RightGuard

I got two cans designated for outdoor duty

vreihen16 · 02-02-2022, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Your smeller is off. go to the old fart thread.

...or the broken smeller from COVID thread that keeps getting deleted.

Right Guard has smelled like canned industrial pollution for about 3-4 years now.

I forgot to pack a can when we took our SC road trip for the closing last spring. The hotel's gift shop had Old Spice gel stick. One use, and I'll never go back to canned industrial pollution ever again.....

upstatedoc · 02-05-2022, 12:35 PM

Hot sauce never really goes bad.

UncleWede · 02-05-2022, 01:15 PM

Last night Sedan_Clan had a slow night covering dispatch

tranquility · 02-06-2022, 04:39 PM

I dunno what's going on in that below thread but I'm tempted to risk bannage and go there to post C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

https://e89.zpost.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1380363

TiMSport · 02-14-2022, 07:15 AM

The IOC is in Russia and China's back pocket. Plenty of circumstantial evidence though.

e90335e36m3 · 02-14-2022, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

The IOC is in Russia and China's back pocket. Plenty of circumstantial evidence though.

I would say that's probably true, but it's even deeper in the U.S. pocket, and that's why there isn't any circumstantial evidence. The U.S. has the "cleanest" athletes, who constantly get caught using steroids in every major professional sport, but are somehow generally the top performing in most amateur sports, never using (getting caught). I guess the transition from amateur to professional is when U.S. athletes start the cycles.

Conspiracy theorist in me coming out.

TiMSport · 02-14-2022, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by e90335e36m3

I would say that's probably true, but it's even deeper in the U.S. pocket, and that's why there isn't any circumstantial evidence. The U.S. has the "cleanest" athletes, who constantly get caught using steroids in every major professional sport, but are somehow generally the top performing in most amateur sports, never using (getting caught). I guess the transition from amateur to professional is when U.S. athletes start the cycles.

Conspiracy theorist in me coming out.

Fair enough, this is a "I don't have proof" thread after all.

One difference is if that were really true, I have a hard time imagining the American athlete being allowed to continue competing after getting busted in the face of millions of viewers around the world. Difference is Russia doesn't care about the optics.

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01-29-2022, 11:48 PM	#1263
tranquility sportscars only 3566 Rep 3,280 Posts Drives: 2011 Z4 sDrive 35i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Montréal iTrader: (0)	Dunno what it's called and can't be bothered to google but that pointy upright metal thing used in restaurants, etc to collect paper slips must be one of the most stupid/dangerous inventions. I wonder how many ppl accidentally skewered their hands in a rush? __________________ The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation...It's bullsh*t. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal...Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy?
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02-14-2022, 07:15 AM	#1274
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