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      07-25-2015, 11:26 AM   #12607
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How about 'moronic'?
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      07-25-2015, 11:34 AM   #12610
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      07-25-2015, 12:06 PM   #12611
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Dime a dozen here in New Orleans. Usually driven by.........
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      07-25-2015, 12:17 PM   #12612
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Dime a dozen here in New Orleans. Usually driven by.........
Single white female blonds ????
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      07-25-2015, 02:27 PM   #12613
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Actually, professional males dressed in suits and tux's.
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Actually, professional males dressed in suits and tux's.
On their way to court, fighting a federal case.
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      07-25-2015, 03:40 PM   #12615
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      07-25-2015, 03:45 PM   #12617
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Only in Louisiana can you get alcohol at a drive thru LOL
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      07-25-2015, 03:49 PM   #12618
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Only in Louisiana can you get alcohol at a drive thru LOL
Moonshiners ?
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      07-25-2015, 03:49 PM   #12619
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Only in Louisiana can you get alcohol at a drive thru LOL
This would never fly in NJ. The Polaks in Linden would ruin it for everybody in like 5 minute.
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      07-25-2015, 04:05 PM   #12620
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This would never fly in NJ. The Polaks in Linden would ruin it for everybody in like 5 minute.
It's legal here as long as you don't put the straw in your to-go cup.
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      07-25-2015, 04:11 PM   #12621
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It's legal here as long as you don't put the straw in your to-go cup.
You cannot have an open container inside your car in NJ. You are allowed to have them in your trunk though.
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There you are
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You cannot have an open container inside your car in NJ. You are allowed to have them in your trunk though.
Louisiana you can have big ass fire works, drive thru alcohol shops, and drink alcohol in public streets. It's nice here
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It's weekend Sara ! ...And the date ?
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Next weekend!
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When I think of Louisiana the things that come to my mind are, France, crazy accents, hurricane and complete chaos, gators, swamps, floaters aka bodies floating in a swamp, and True Detetcive season 1.
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Next weekend!
Delay is always good for the love fire inside .
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