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      07-24-2015, 05:48 PM   #12541
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This is the time when I try to imagine a good looking boobs inside my head to clear this out of my head.
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Lol, I can't remember, for a three year old they looked like ropes.
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Are we allowed to post good looking boobs in lingerie or will Jason be upset?
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Are we allowed to post good looking boobs in lingerie or will Jason be upset?
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      07-24-2015, 05:54 PM   #12545
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...a couple of other OT threads that already exist, but don't mind me....post away
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...a couple of other OT threads that already exist, but don't mind me....post away
I really need to venture out more...
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Too bad they're not transferable.

Otherwise I'd have lups number.
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Too bad they're not transferable.

Otherwise I'd have lups number.
Lups and MrPrena - found our new game!!!

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Ugh damn math people and their fancy book learning
...Ummm, Math is GOOD!!!
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That's what I said
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Lol fuck off, I'll never get an other point after telling that boob story.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Lol fuck off, I'll never get an other point after telling that boob story.
Tried to give you two just out of sympathy...
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Tried to give you two just out of sympathy...
Hahaha, I will use the donkey card in my sleeve then!

The house went quiet. I was sure the boys were up to no good, so I tried to sneak up on them.



That was too cute, but the damn dog woke up before I could get a hat into the shot, so I can't use this for the next round.
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Hahaha, I will use the donkey card in my sleeve then!

The house went quiet. I was sure the boys were up to no good, so I tried to sneak up on them.



That was too cute, but the damn dog woke up before I could get a hat into the shot, so I can't use this for the next round.
You're trying too hard, mama lups.
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You're trying too hard, mama lups.
Yeah, I should've left that story and declare laptop round. Damn it.
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That was too cute, but the damn dog woke up before I could get a hat into the shot, so I can't use this for the next round.
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How about these...got a couple more if these are not to your liking...
Too cute...
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Too cute...
spend more time with pussy!

I highly suggest you take the advice.
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I highly suggest you take the advice.
I can't, i have to work for a living. I wish i was a bored housewife though.
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I think it would suit you.
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