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      11-21-2015, 10:27 AM   #1233
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But hey, it would make a good story! "I once got a call about a stolen vehicle. The owners kid has pressed the SOS button, and the owner went to the trunk to fetch the manual to figure out how to shut it down while the center answered, so cops were sent because there were no answer from her. Turns out it was a female who had spent the afternoon hunting frogs, and while she put her dogs out off the car her son decided to try the button mom had said not to touch. We chased her to the school puck up zone while she was texting to an other driver how to shut the damn thing off. Arresting the muddy mess happened in from of the principal and Prius drivers"

The best thing was in all this that while putting the dogs into the house and removing my shoes and the muddy coat, I was never more than 5 meters away from the vehicle. Damn kiddo works fast.
And not being familiar with WA law, your phone may be subject to search and guess who they'll find in your txt message list? ME...advising you on how to disengage your SOS system by setting the vehicle on fire. FML.
I think they would be more concerned with all the goat porn found in her text messages.
They'd have to find a translator!
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      11-21-2015, 11:36 PM   #1234
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      11-21-2015, 11:46 PM   #1235
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      11-21-2015, 11:48 PM   #1236
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      11-21-2015, 11:49 PM   #1237
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Haha, you geek
I may or may not have spent over 300 hours of my life on that game...
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      11-21-2015, 11:50 PM   #1238
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Haha, you geek
I may or may not have spent over 300 hours of my life on that game...
I don't think I've played a video game since I was ten years old Clearly I'm much cooler than you
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      11-21-2015, 11:55 PM   #1239
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I had original atari when it first came out. Made it up to x box original and Nintendo 64 and quit playing games. Have no clue what that leather nuts guy is.
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      11-21-2015, 11:57 PM   #1240
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I don't think I've played a video game since I was ten years old Clearly I'm much cooler than you
Times have changed, I have friends now! Friends from the internet, but still.
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      11-21-2015, 11:59 PM   #1241
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My last console was 1997 (PS1),and I got my kid a PS4 last month. I recently got into games. It's been amazingly fun. Good family time.
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I don't think I've played a video game since I was ten years old Clearly I'm much cooler than you
Times have changed, I have friends now! Friends from the internet, but still.
Who are these internet friends you speak of? Sounds like a bunch of losers to me
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Who are these internet friends you speak of? Sounds like a bunch of losers to me
A bunch of douchebags with a goat fetish.
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      11-22-2015, 12:20 AM   #1244
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I had original atari when it first came out. Made it up to x box original and Nintendo 64 and quit playing games. Have no clue what that leather nuts guy is.
Tecmo Bowl with Bo Jackson...UNSTOPPABLE
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      11-22-2015, 12:22 AM   #1245
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I had hand held football and baseball game that was just xs and os. Can't remember the name. Mattel classic I think.
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A bunch of douchebags with a goat fetish.
...could be worse....a sheep fetish..?
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      11-22-2015, 01:39 AM   #1247
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I had hand held football and baseball game that was just xs and os. Can't remember the name. Mattel classic I think.
Same here.
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      11-22-2015, 01:43 AM   #1248
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Same here.
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Who are these internet friends you speak of? Sounds like a bunch of losers to me
Watch it!!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Actually fun
Post pics of your car so I could finally remember you!
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      11-22-2015, 02:06 AM   #1251
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Who are these internet friends you speak of? Sounds like a bunch of losers to me
Watch it!!
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That is old one through has aero front and rear now.
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That is old on through has aero front and rear now.
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I'm pretty sure 1MOREMOD was implying that he's really slow.
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