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///M Power-Belgium · 07-23-2015, 04:22 PM

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I don't get drunk...I get fuckin awesome!

That's really sober !

C5driver · 07-23-2015, 04:23 PM

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Makes me think of my "Dina" ( Black Riesenschnauzer ) after 13 years she's now in dog's paradise...

Dina is a nice name. A friend of mine has 3 Malinois. Great dogs, but you have to know what you're doing and keep them busy or they will destroy your house.

CANGRKE70 · 07-23-2015, 04:25 PM

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Dina is a nice name. A friend of mine has 3 Malinois. Great dogs, but you have to know what you're doing and keep them busy or they will destroy your house.

Nice dogs, saw the movie Max. Dog was awesome...movie blew!

C5driver · 07-23-2015, 04:28 PM

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Nice dogs, saw the movie Max. Dog was awesome...movie blew!

Didn't see the movie, but the clueless will be out there buying these dogs with no idea what they're getting into. It'll be similar to what happened when 101 Dalmatians came out, but this time, things will be chewed on and people bitten

ClawHammer · 07-23-2015, 04:29 PM

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No years ago. With my ex ex gf. I was sleeping on her bed and her cat with claws attacked my face and left a gash in my left eyebrow. Don't know if it was the claw or a bite, but it required stitches to close. It's very faint now since the hair has grown over and it's been years...but my dreams of being an eyebrow model were ruined forever.

I have a dog story. Doesn't involve scars. Does involve putting in a poor sexual performance. Dogs fault. Maybe not for this forum though

Mr.SugarSkulls · 07-23-2015, 04:39 PM

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Those were the Virgo Leaders BMWs! They ported yesterday, Tomorrow...My car will officially be on U.S. soil!!!!

Keep your eyes peeled for it!!

Tomorrow we say =>

Patience my man, patience!

Still has to goto the VDC- install performance parts, then the dealership next week for prepping- then..,my driveway

///M Power-Belgium · 07-23-2015, 04:51 PM

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Dina is a nice name. A friend of mine has 3 Malinois. Great dogs, but you have to know what you're doing and keep them busy or they will destroy your house.

I never had any problems with her , and she had her bed in my house .
She was the best alarm system ever ...smart , kind ,very clean, friendly and of cours man's best friend .
Sad part is....When they need to go one day....it feels like your best friend just died , that's why she is only replaced by a parakeet (Tweety)

C5driver · 07-23-2015, 04:57 PM

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I never had any problems with her , and she had her bed in my house .
She was the best alarm system ever ...smart , kind ,very clean, friendly and of cours man's best friend .
Sad part is....When they need to go one day....it feels like your best friend just died , that's why she is only replaced by a parakeet (Tweety)

There's a saying and I can't quite recall, but to paraphrase...It's always difficult when something close to you passes, but it's worse to have never been close to anything.

Sara · 07-23-2015, 04:59 PM

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Oh Bimmette, so disappointed with you. How can you "hate" cats? I love cats! I hope you're going to justify this with a near death story about being attacked by cats when you were a small child??

They piss on everything and it reeks! They do it out of spite.

ClawHammer · 07-23-2015, 05:06 PM

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They piss on everything and it reeks! They do it out of spite.

They piss on everything outside but, because it rains here pretty much every day, this isn't an issue.

Dogs just crap on the floor. They do it out of stupidity.

At least when cats crap they have the curtesy to dig a hole and bury it!

I've never walked down a street and stood in cat crap but dog crap I'm forever scraping off shoes.

Sara · 07-23-2015, 05:10 PM

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They piss on everything outside but, because it rains here pretty much every day, this isn't an issue.

Dogs just crap on the floor. They do it out of stupidity.

At least when cats crap they have the curtesy to dig a hole and bury it!

I've never walked down a street and stood in cat crap but dog crap I'm forever scraping off shoes.

Watch where you're going!

ClawHammer · 07-23-2015, 05:29 PM

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Watch where you're going!

I meant my kids. You got all this to come Sara. Think of me when you're scraping that first turd off your daughters shoe

Sara · 07-23-2015, 05:36 PM

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I meant my kids. You got all this to come Sara. Think of me when you're scraping that first turd off your daughters shoe

No way. She will get the hose. Thankfully horse poop doesnt "stick" to your boots like dog poop nor does it smell nearly as bad.

UncleWede · 07-23-2015, 05:46 PM

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...but my dreams of being an eyebrow model were ruined forever.

And with such cool shades, yet you can't reliably flex your brows??? Oh, the humanity!!

CANGRKE70 · 07-23-2015, 05:50 PM

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No way. She will get the hose.

CANGRKE70 · 07-23-2015, 05:54 PM

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And with such cool shades, yet you can't reliably flex your brows??? Oh, the humanity!!

Just think...I could have been the people's eyebrow...

ASBSECU E93 · 07-23-2015, 05:56 PM

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Just discovered the off-topic section. Wow.

That's all I wanted to say.

Welcome to the chaos...

UncleWede · 07-23-2015, 07:13 PM

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Just discovered the off-topic section. Wow.

That's all I wanted to say.

I hope you didn't have any important work to do, or anywhere special to be, for the next several months.

bimmette · 07-23-2015, 08:11 PM

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Just discovered the off-topic section. Wow.

That's all I wanted to say.

I hope you didn't have any important work to do, or anywhere special to be, for the next several months.

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bimmette · 07-23-2015, 08:34 PM

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Actually I hate cats.

Oh Bimmette, so disappointed with you. How can you "hate" cats? I love cats! I hope you're going to justify this with a near death story about being attacked by cats when you were a small child??

Ok, "hate" is a strong word. I dislike cats. I'm allergic to them. They make me sneeze and I get itchy, red, watery eyes. But I also think they are dumb and their pee stinks

Sorry!

ASBSECU E93 · 07-23-2015, 09:06 PM

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Robert. His brother is Richard.

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Nettles

I have owned Labs all my life, currently have 3 Chocolate Labs. I don't think you would find a better animal than a Labrador Retriever.

It is awesome Nettles is being trained for a service dog.

ASBSECU E93 · 07-23-2015, 09:08 PM

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Ok, "hate" is a strong word. I dislike cats. I'm allergic to them. They make me sneeze and I get itchy, red, watery eyes. But I also think they are dumb and their pee stinks

Sorry!

Tara - how can you not like a soft, purring cuddle buddy??? She's a Rag-doll cat, about 20 lbs who believes she is a dog...