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      09-27-2016, 10:33 PM   #12189
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      09-27-2016, 10:45 PM   #12190
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      09-27-2016, 10:48 PM   #12191
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      09-28-2016, 12:38 AM   #12192
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I believe the guy found out his wife had tons of plastic surgery done to make her look attractive. He also found pics of how she looked before and subsequently sued her for false advertising or something like that. haha
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      09-28-2016, 09:48 AM   #12193
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      09-28-2016, 10:05 AM   #12194
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      09-28-2016, 12:18 PM   #12195
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      09-28-2016, 12:39 PM   #12196
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I believe the guy found out his wife had tons of plastic surgery done to make her look attractive. He also found pics of how she looked before and subsequently sued her for false advertising or something like that. haha
Not exactly. The picture was from an ad for plastic surgery, and the kids (who aren't her kids) had their faces photoshopped. I know this is the LOL thread, but occasionally I do have sympathy of those involved.

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Not exactly. The picture was from an ad for plastic surgery, and the kids (who aren't her kids) had their faces photoshopped. I know this is the LOL thread, but occasionally I do have sympathy of those involved.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34568674
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Not exactly. The picture was from an ad for plastic surgery, and the kids (who aren't her kids) had their faces photoshopped. I know this is the LOL thread, but occasionally I do have sympathy of those involved.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34568674
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